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Thread: A-Basin skiers can eat a bag of dicks

  1. 11-16-2022, 10:49 AM #26
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    Most important question is are the dicks fresh or were they previously frozen?
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Most important question is are the dicks fresh or were they previously frozen?
    Ötzi dick?
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.
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    YO DEXTER!!!

    Give the details on this my guy. What bothered you? We are here to support you and offer guidance.
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    maybe somebody called it Abay. that seems to set people off
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    I'm assuming Dex was caught unawares by a flock of lurk wielding tele skiers. Maybe Danno was one of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by toast2266 View Post
    I'm assuming Dex was caught unawares by a flock of lurk wielding tele skiers. Maybe Danno was one of them?
    A flock of them?

    Did he run, so far away? But couldn't get away?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmsummit View Post
    Think it's gonna be another 3-4 weeks.
    This is tough. Who really knows but it sure hasn’t sounded great on the len front.
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    They have to be thinking about opening up Pali and just have people ski down towards Lenawee....
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    A flock of them?

    Did he run, so far away? But couldn't get away?
    a flock of ski-gulls?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Most important question is are the dicks fresh or were they previously frozen?
    Probably Hungry Man frozen dick dinners.
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    Wait, is this now the "Official 2022/23 Arapahoe Basin Stoke" thread® ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by N1CK. View Post
    Wait, is this now the "Official 2022/23 Arapahoe Basin Stoke" thread® ?
    FUCK YEAH!! I have a season pass there this year. BRONCOS COUNTRY, LET'S RIDE!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud View Post
    FUCK YEAH!! I have a season pass there this year. BRONCOS COUNTRY, LET'S RIDE!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by byates1 View Post
    Why is some guy who skis west mtn in Queensbury NY randomly bashing on abasin?
    Does dexter ski west? I thought I was the only one of us imprisoned there.

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    Why the suspense Dex? Channel the hate.

    I think I spent 7 winters give or take in Summit. Outside of the big tourist weeks Xmas NYE Prez day and Spring Breaks I never detected any difference in the scene at any of the 5. Mostly Frangers as expected.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn View Post
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    Maybe he got beat up by a mob of nerf-pole carrying skinners??
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    A flock of them?

    Did he run, so far away? But couldn't get away?
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    a flock of ski-gulls?
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    Probably Hungry Man frozen dick dinners.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Most important question is are the dicks fresh or were they previously frozen?
    Perhaps canned?
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  22. 11-17-2022, 11:56 AM #47
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    Man, if it's not a fresh dick, why bother? Once it's been frozen or canned, it's just not the same.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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  23. 11-17-2022, 08:13 PM #48
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    Maybe it was me.

    I've been up there a few times and I'm kind of a dick.
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    That’s what happens when you allow skiers and snowboarders to mix.
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