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    It was the Russians!

    Apparently Katrina (and other recent natural disasters) were actually caused by a combined effort by the KGB and Yakuza to destroy the United States. At first I thought this was all a joke:

    http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/09/08/kgbkatrina.shtml

    But, it appears that there are people who actually think natural disasters are the new weapons of mass distruction:

    http://www.weatherwars.info/index.html
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    lmfao



    August 30, 2005

    Ivan and Katrina

    These are both very Russian sounding names. It has been established that the former Soviet Union (fSU) developed and boasted of weather modification technology during the 1960's and 70's with deployment against the United States coming in 1976 with the audible arrival of the woodpecker grid. These weather operations continue to this day.

    I have posted this page FAR sooner than I would like to have. I would like to have had the post mortem of Katrina from the National Hurricane Center to work from as well as a little time/distance from the events of this week so that perspective can be maintained. I will continue to update and add to this page in the days ahead.

    This nation has not faced an economic crisis like the one that Katrina will spark in the days and months ahead. But that is one of the reasons Katrina was absolutely guided along the path that we all watched. This path has resulted in maximum damage to the energy infrastructure, transportation infrastructure and to the psyche of those that remain susceptible to further storms this year and in the years to follow. Oh New Orleans!

    I fully expect one more 'event' this year to impact the United States. My gut feeling is that it will be an earthquake/volcanic event with intensity of at least 7.5 in magnitude resulting in insured losses to exceed $25 billion. Where will happen? My gut says the Western United States.

    Protect your family's wealth with precious metals as the cascading effects from this disaster and from poor government fiscal management, which have just begun to be felt worldwide.

    My prayers go out to all who need a helping hand in the very difficult times ahead. The amount of social change that this storm has begun to unleash upon the fabric of American society is just now being grasped by the media, they are always a little slow to pick up on things, but then what's new! Oh how we long for a truly free press.

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    the second site you linked to is just as wacky -- they're proponents of the famous contrails (chemtrails) theory that the gumint is exercising mind control via public aircraft carriers

    i'm sorry i can't dig out a badastronomy or snopes link.

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    from the underground lair division of spooky crap...Why oh why can't they use their powers for good and not evil.

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    Standard promotion by the precious metal industry.

    "WORLD ENDING! BUY GOLD!" hehe
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    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    I blame S.P.E.C.T.R.E.

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    They all hang out in the political forum on Teletips.

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    thats great....
    sent it to a few friends.
    Baron? there must be more of this....

    padded room, bitch.

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    Time to send in...


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    If you're into a long read, here's the flip side from a guy who says it's the US.



    HAARP began Pulsing on Aug. 17th and has now stopped pulsing on the last day of the month. Oh, and after a giant Hurricane!

    Funny how every time HAARP goes into pulse mode we get major disasters. Oh such as 911, the Shuttle Disaster, the black outs, Massive earthquakes in Sumatra and Iran, massive solar flares...shall I go on?

    During this last stint we had blackouts in California and I think Switzerland or Scottland, we went from B flares to M flares, We had one of the biggest hurricanes to date.

    What do you think?

    Here is a presentation I put together on What happen when HAARP goes into pulse mode or turns off.
    http://hometown.aol.com/electricmojo...ncidences.html

    Here is a long presentation about my thoughts on weather modification, HAARP etc.
    http://hometown.aol.com/electricmojo/book/research.html

    mojo

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    I have been in regular contact for years with a superior race of people on the fifth planet circling the bright star many light years directly over our north pole. They help me in major life decisions, and even advise me about my posts in this forum, becuse I am actually talking to my brethren scattered about the Earth through these posts. They talk to me through advanced communication devices implanted in my dental fillings.

    I have not been advised as to the real cause of the Katrina incident, but I'll get back to everyone ASAP when I learn more. I'm sure they will clear things up for us all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane
    They talk to me through advanced communication devices implanted in my dental fillings.
    You still haven't gotten the upgrade... so 90's. Get with the program, sphincter marbles... sphincter marbles. They can't be detected by the midgets and can also double as a sub ultra sonic weapon against the earth worms.

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