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09-08-2005, 06:22 PM #1
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09-08-2005, 06:26 PM #2
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Seriously, WTF?!?
Teenage escort service?
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Nancy Doherty - San Diego, CA
We recently used your services and I must say, you really saved the day! My 16 year-old daughter is a bit overweight and has always had a problem getting a date for her school dances. I had heard about your site through a friend of mine and decided to try it. We found a young boy in our area that was able to take my daughter to the dance, she had the best time and her attitude has done a 180 since! Thanks!
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Name: Sean
Age: 17
Location: Philadelphia, PA
About Me: I am in my senior year of high school. I am really good at making unattractive and overweight girls feel comfortable. I make a good prom date - I am in a band and have a lot of good stories and most people think I'm pretty funny.
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09-08-2005, 06:41 PM #3
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The same company also has this...
http://www.rentmydaughter.com/
I am guessing this is either a joke or a way to catch perverts. I did a whois lookup and the domain was registered through a proxy. I wouldn't be surprised if Googling the physical address would show a government building
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09-08-2005, 06:51 PM #4
Let's go, smokes.
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I want this one!
Where's rent-my-18-year-old-hot-virgin-daughter.com?
Edit: shit, wrong state...how much is shipping on a teenager?Last edited by PacRimRider1; 09-08-2005 at 06:54 PM.
You look like I need a drink.
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09-08-2005, 07:02 PM #5
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Thank God! Now I can find some one to go to the Tangerine Dream Movie Premiere so I don't have to bring Sarah and Nick.
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09-08-2005, 07:10 PM #6
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Time to start renting out AKPM? All profits could be used for the beer tabs at the summits.
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09-08-2005, 07:14 PM #7
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Well if they don't have a boy to your liking, you can always go to...
http://rent-a-dildo.com/
Yes, that is a real link. I hope it isn't a real service though.
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09-08-2005, 08:50 PM #8
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Oddly, it appears to be legit.
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09-08-2005, 09:09 PM #9
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