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  1. 03-03-2022, 09:00 PM #1
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    Ultimate Maggot Elimination Tournament Showdown

    UPDATE: FINAL POLL NOW POSTED!
    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...OWN-FINAL-POLL

    Friends, it's no secret things have been getting uncomfortably tense around these parts for awhile now. It's time to find out who gets voted off the island.

    Each Week, a series of matchups will be posted in poll format. The most votes (for banishment) will move onto the next round, until the final matchup, where the ultimate winner shall be nuked from orbit, the remains beheaded, if any.

    As you stare down the terrible abyss of your own digital death, gentlemen, may the GSA and all the Husky Latin Women be with you.

    Note: If using the app to view the TRGs, you can't see or vote on polls. To vote on the poll using your phone, open the thread, click the three dots top right, choose "web view," sign in on the browser that opens up if you aren't already, then cast your banishment vote!

    Round 1
    (Polls located in Bullfighting Subforum!)
    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...3-Bullfighting

    A- (1) Glademaster vs (16) Ill-Advised Strategy
    B- (8) SumJongGuy vs (9) Asspen

    C- (4) Dunfree vs (13) Coreshot
    D- (5) Altasnob vs (12) Skicougar

    E- (3) Cono Este vs (14) Buttahflake
    F- (6) Dexter vs. (11) ECRC

    G- (7) MTT vs (10) JONG SLAUGHTER
    H- (2) Benny Profane vs (15) Magnificent Unicorn

    QUARTER FINAL

    Q1- (1) Glademaster VS (9) Asspen
    Q2- (12) SkiCougar VS (13) Coreshot

    Q3- (6) Dexter Rutecki VS (14) Buttahflake
    Q4- (2) Benny Profane VS (10) JONG SLAUGHTER


    SEMIFINAL

    West: (1) Glademaster VS (12) SkiCougar

    Soup: (2) Benny Profane VS (14) Buttahflake

    FINAL

    ZOMBIE GLADEMASTER VS. BUNNY PROFANE
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  2. 03-03-2022, 09:05 PM #2
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    This is a joke right?
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    Splat would be so proud.
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    Fuck off JONG!!!
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    I feel like someone should be running the side betting operation.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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    Who the fuck is Comrade Joe Rogan??

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    Quote Originally Posted by meter-man View Post
    Who the fuck is Comrade Joe Rogan??
    Joe Rogan's a commie??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I feel like someone should be running the side betting operation.
    This was my first thought.
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    Well, Meter-man, Lorenzo and Frank Fertita have been increasingly uneasy with how bitchy all these bitches have been around teh tgrz lately. So we were hitting deep heaves off the volcano and having some drinks with Dana White and Joey Diaz, talking about the old days of the UFC tournaments, and boom! It came to me....
    A Machiavellian March Madness of Much-Maligned Maggot Matchups

    The Ultimate Maggot Elimination Showdown

    Who will face banishment? Will Fear be a Factor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I feel like someone should be running the side betting operation.
    Ill throw 1,000 Ruble at that
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    It will be a YUGE upset if the top two seeds don't face off in the championship.
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    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
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    Rankings are great and all, but anything can happen once the matchups are locked-in and the polls are posted.
    It could just be the brain-stem and testicle-shriveling effects of several intense rounds of ultra-hot sauna-cryotherapy cycles, or maybe my triple-dosage of Alpha-Brain has formed some kind of insane psychoactive molecular bond with the Athletic Greens powder I've been ingesting, snorting, and powdering my perineal area with...but I'm totally buzzing about all these round 1 matchups, Mike Goldberg. My titties are completely wicked jacked right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I feel like someone should be running the side betting operation.
    Maybe a fantasy league?
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    So TGRs been bought out by Backcountry or some shit lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by nordekette View Post
    Where is the bullfighting forum?
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    And where is digital death vs. His mom?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    It will be a YUGE upset if the top two seeds don't face off in the championship.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    This was my first thought.
    You can think? Doubtful. senile ramblings of a drano smoker, more like
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    Unseeded makers telemark sweeps the field, winning the fucked all cup
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttahflake View Post
    14 seed, are you fucking kidding me?
    Seriously, top 10 at least
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttahflake View Post
    14 seed, are you fucking kidding me?
    The seeding committee was bound to get a few wrong. You could be the Cinderella story who goes all the way!
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    Here’s the bullfighting forum:

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