Conspiracy Theories - Ranked

[californiagrown]

There is a guy in my company, in his late 20s, totally normal guy... except he is a full fledged #birdsarentreal guy. Ive avoided any indepth conversations with him about it so im not sure if he is actually serious, or just thinks its a funny schtick.

[Meadow Skipper]

2 words ... Tin foil

and according to my pharmacist its got to be real tin foil not that aluminuim foil and use 2 layers in yer ball cap for good measure

And the shiny side has to be on the outside, otherwise it’s worthless.

[PB]

There's a non-shiny side?!?!?!??!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!

[TBS]

No, tin foil sheets do not have a shiny side and a non-shiny side - that’s just what THEY want you to think…

Shit ain’t cheap either
https://www.ebay.com/itm/18418941331...RoCaqMQAvD_BwE

[twat]

Serially. A guy I've known forever has had it for almost 20 years with the usual ups and downs. His brother once remarked that his setbacks were basically his own fault because his friend selection encouraged his self-delusion: "hang out psychos and you become a psycho."

I kinda hope he's more wrong than I expect, but his theory seems to be gaining strength as time goes by.

Welcome to tgr

[twat]

Yea, I was sent to overnight bible camp in the West Virginia wilderness for 3 weeks in the summers, Catholic school bible class before my science class, being taught by a priest then learning evolution in the same day. Fucks kids up I’m sure.

In a couple hundred years my hope is the current “god(s)” will become myth same as the Greek and Roman gods are now.

But the new gods are hardly any better

[Soups]

No, tin foil sheets do not have a shiny side and a non-shiny side - that’s just what THEY want you to think…

Shit ain’t cheap either
https://www.ebay.com/itm/18418941331...RoCaqMQAvD_BwE

Dude. $102?? For 4"x4'

Fucking pay that all day for lifetime insurance. Easily get a hat and codpiece out of that with some skill.

Comes down to $98 if we want to do a group buy for 2. Could prob get it even less if we email direct for a large order.

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[zion zig zag]

Schizophrenia is the disease that makes the people who are supposed to love you not want to help you.

This is kind of a shitty, simplistic take.

[singlecross]

Lyme disease is a US military experiment gone wrong when some of the ticks got out of the facility.

[Core Shot]

Lyme disease is a US military experiment gone wrong when some of the ticks got out of the facility.

Not sure about that one.
But plum island is creepy af. I guess it’s like our bio labs. Have to do “research” and make things more dangerous so we know how to deal with more dangerous pathogens. Woooohaaaan for the win.

Remember the anthrax scare? Yeah sure. It’s so easy to make it. Turns out it came from a military lab. Hmmm

Prince Philip said he wanted to be reincarnated as a deadly virus. Then prince charles said he wanted to be a tampon for Camilla. These people are weird.

[AK47bp]

The only conspiracy theory I believe is that Flight 93 was shot down. Here’s why and I don’t care about arguing it. I prefer the official story but have doubts.

1. I was in college about 40/50 miles from Shanksville and the live local news interviewed a farmer a couple hours (or less) after it crashed. He said he “heard a boom, looked up and saw the plane and saw a trail of smoke”. Never saw that interview again.

2. There were jets in the sky and the plane was headed towards DC. I would expect it to be shot down.

3. The location was middle of nowhere so the perfect place to put down an airliner. I try to imagine that cockpit scene of passengers purposefully putting the plane in a nosedive and I just can’t wrap my head around it.

Oh, and Aliens are real, but I think that is more mainstream now.

[Bunion 2020]

Aliens are real? Of course they are. They are not the shape shifting Lizard people of modern mythology.

[TBS]

Bigfoot is an alien. When they die they are beamed back to the mother ship.
That’s why no one’s ever found remains

[AK47bp]

Ghosts are real too.

I’ve seen some shit.

[Core Shot]

The only conspiracy theory I believe is that Flight 93 was shot down. Here’s why and I don’t care about arguing it. I prefer the official story but have doubts.

1. I was in college about 40/50 miles from Shanksville and the live local news interviewed a farmer a couple hours (or less) after it crashed. He said he “heard a boom, looked up and saw the plane and saw a trail of smoke”. Never saw that interview again.

2. There were jets in the sky and the plane was headed towards DC. I would expect it to be shot down.

3. The location was middle of nowhere so the perfect place to put down an airliner. I try to imagine that cockpit scene of passengers purposefully putting the plane in a nosedive and I just can’t wrap my head around it.

Oh, and Aliens are real, but I think that is more mainstream now.

That’s interesting first hand nearby shit.
Some sites say there wasn’t enough debris to have been a plane. I have no idea. Let’s roll blah blah cell phone calls. My cell phone doesn’t work on a plane at altitude.

But the pentagon? Wtf. That’s missile. No doubt.
Grainy footage of the most or second most surveilled and secured building in the us? Wtf. There should be dozens of camera views. And some debris outside of the poke hole.

Aliens? Who knows. Ask Spock.

[twat]

Was the kgb behind 9 11. Looks way to out of mind for some diaperheads out of a tent in the desert.

[XXX-er]

That’s interesting first hand nearby shit.
Some sites say there wasn’t enough debris to have been a plane. I have no idea. Let’s roll blah blah cell phone calls. My cell phone doesn’t work on a plane at altitude.

But the pentagon? Wtf. That’s missile. No doubt.
Grainy footage of the most or second most surveilled and secured building in the us? Wtf. There should be dozens of camera views. And some debris outside of the poke hole.

Aliens? Who knows. Ask Spock.

Spock was so completely into logic that I am pretty sue he would say yer full of shit

[dunfree]

Spock was so completely into logic that I am pretty sue he would say yer full of shit

Join us… in search of Core Shots brain.

[singlecross]

[twat]

Covid released by Donald trump order via the covfefe tweet.

[bennymac]

That’s interesting first hand nearby shit.
Some sites say there wasn’t enough debris to have been a plane. I have no idea. Let’s roll blah blah cell phone calls. My cell phone doesn’t work on a plane at altitude.

But the pentagon? Wtf. That’s missile. No doubt.
Grainy footage of the most or second most surveilled and secured building in the us? Wtf. There should be dozens of camera views. And some debris outside of the poke hole.

Aliens? Who knows. Ask Spock.

So the phone calls from United 93 were faked? Explain how they could pull that off. Seriously - explain it.

And this Pentagon missile - that was what…truck mounted? You think the US fired a missile into the Pentagon while hiding what really happened to the jetliner full of people they says crashed there?
“No doubt” you say.

These conspiracies would only hold up if everyone in the world was as dumb as you.

[AK47bp]

That’s interesting first hand nearby shit.
Some sites say there wasn’t enough debris to have been a plane. I have no idea. Let’s roll blah blah cell phone calls. My cell phone doesn’t work on a plane at altitude.

But the pentagon? Wtf. That’s missile. No doubt.
Grainy footage of the most or second most surveilled and secured building in the us? Wtf. There should be dozens of camera views. And some debris outside of the poke hole.

Aliens? Who knows. Ask Spock.

Yea I don’t believe in any of that shit you wrote.

. Just that there is a chance the plane was shot down by a jet in an uninhabited area before it reached DC.

[Core Shot]

Whatevs. Flight 93 I have no eye deer.

Pentagon is fishy. Experienced pilots failed to make that descending turn in a simulator. But Cessna Arabs pulled it off. And it punched a clean hole through several concrete walls, all the way to the courtyard. And the wings should have sheared off, given the small round hole. And as I said above, there should be several videos of the plane. Not to mention, if it was a plane it should have been detected and shot down.
Whose missile? I don’t know. But that weren’t no plane.

The webs has plenty of rabbit holes. There’s lots of info. And the official story is bullshit.

[mcski]

Then where is the plane?

[byates1]

Always liked this one:

https://www.cnet.com/culture/roswell...ent-by-stalin/