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  1. 09-04-2005, 12:15 PM #1
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    Thumbs up POST IN HERE IF YOU LOVE FUCKING AND SKIING

    Ohhh YEAH!!! Putting hard things in soft places rule!!!!
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    YEAH!!!!!
    For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was
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    Pfft...Those two things are so over-rated...(bros: quantum physics does not suck)...btw, where are all the Magette posts that I knew wouldn't be seen here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by machschnell
    where are all the Magette posts that I knew wouldn't be seen here?
    I have no idea what you're talking about!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LAN
    I have no idea what you're talking about!
    (ha, it worked) Whensitgonnasnowdammit!!!
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    Fucking and Skiing. Hell yeah, two great tastes that taste great together
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    I've never porked on the slopes though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KillingCokes
    Fucking and Skiing. Hell yeah, two great tastes that taste great together
    I may be "out there" on this one, but has anyone ever seen or heard of two people (M-F) skiing on only 1 pair of skis? Like on 223 DHs. Has this EVER been tried before? Of course its a bizarre joke, but some people are crazy enough to try anything for attention. I've been skiing for many years and I never even thought of anything like this until today. (ya, I'm bored) As in tandem-skiing (Huh!?!?!?!) Maybe this was seen in some ski magazine somewhere and I missed it...???(Hell no I'm not going to try this)
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    I've seen video of two guys doing it but never saw heterosexual couple sharing a pair of skis. I think it was in Warren Miller movie or similar like they used to show on cable TV.
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    <rear entry joke>
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shepherd Wong
    I've never porked on the slopes though.
    Yeah that sounds uncomfortable and overrated.

    Isn't it weird that that that skiing has to come first? This is such a good combo. Followed directly by PB+J.
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    This thread reminds me of the now-defunct Wildcat, New Hampshire 2-person Gondola - the original love pod
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shepherd Wong
    I've never porked on the slopes though.
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    That Strawberry Gondola at Snowbasin. oh yeah.
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  18. 09-04-2005, 04:22 PM #18
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    If you were looking for a hell yeah, I can give you one. Gondolas with mid-stations always put a damper on the love-pod idea (unless you're into exhibition and/or the group thing)

    Quote Originally Posted by machschnell
    I may be "out there" on this one, but has anyone ever seen or heard of two people (M-F) skiing on only 1 pair of skis? Like on 223 DHs. Has this EVER been tried before? Of course its a bizarre joke, but some people are crazy enough to try anything for attention. I've been skiing for many years and I never even thought of anything like this until today. (ya, I'm bored) As in tandem-skiing (Huh!?!?!?!) Maybe this was seen in some ski magazine somewhere and I missed it...???(Hell no I'm not going to try this)
    There was an article in "Skiing"(?) about Tyler Hamilton since he got famous through the tour and he has a background in skiing. Anyway, him and Shane went to CU Boulder together and raced. They both dnf'ed on their first run of a race so they freeskied the rest of the day and tried out a pair of tandem mounted 223's. So, yeah, it's been done, by don't know about the m-f part.
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  19. 09-04-2005, 04:24 PM #19
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    The idea to mount them that way was Shane's of course.


    Should I be using mount in the same sentence as two guys?
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    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.
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    Is that Mary's Nipple?
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    Quote Originally Posted by shmerham
    The idea to mount them that way was Shane's of course.


    Should I be using mount in the same sentence as two guys?
    (I can see how this thread might get ugly real soon, rear-entry jokes,etc.) Anyway, why does McShlonkey getting involved in something like this NOT surprise me? I bet those in attendance at the race that day had a good laugh upon seeing that sight. Especially if they actually coordinated it sufficiently to get downhill without too many falls. Maybe Cliff H's ears will burn and he'll enlighten us freaks on that particular fiasco and day long ago racing against Tyler... uh-hmmm...
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    Anyone goofy/ballsy enough to ski naked at a ski comp in Vail and naked in his own video, invent Saucer Boy, base off the MGM and various towers/hi-rises, TANDEM-base off that Twin Falls bridge, water-ski on Spatulas, and use water skis on powder - wouldn't surprise me as an early-day tandem-skier....go figure...
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    Quote Originally Posted by shmerham
    Is that Mary's Nipple?
    I've been to Grand Targhee, but I don't remember Mary's Nipple as looking quite like that! That looks like someone skiing down one of the domes at San Onofre (Nuclear Plant)...
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  25. 09-04-2005, 05:58 PM #25
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    i thought it looked like somebody skiing down a breast, but maybe i'm just oversexed.
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