Zillow/Redfin Gems

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

SLC based RE agent that markets to our current feelings of despair and ennui. Brilliant and worth a follow for truthful absurdity. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCHOt...RlODBiNWFlZA==

[zion zig zag]

SLC based RE agent that markets to our current feelings of despair and ennui. Brilliant and worth a follow for truthful absurdity. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCHOt...RlODBiNWFlZA==

Ha. And boom: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCpt1..._web_copy_link

[Buzzworthy]

Ha. And boom: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCpt1..._web_copy_link

She’s got this state’s number down.

[Dantheman]

Ha. And boom: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCpt1..._web_copy_link

Holy shit that's awesome.

[Ted Striker]

From the comments, "stop moving here, we hate you"

She sure has the realtor look down. Bleached Blonde? check. All black? check. Slip-on boots? check.

[ötzi]

Just showed it to my son and he said, "Well okay, but the pro's are pretty pro, though."

These kids today.

[Dantheman]

Just showed it to my son and he said, "Well okay, but the pro's are pretty pro, though."

These kids today.

This is the most perfect synopsis of living in Utah I've ever heard. It should be a bumper sticker.

[zion zig zag]

Just a little correction on that post where she says “ If you are buying or building on a hill you need to understand that cities often use the honor system with builders. If the builder says the house won't fall into a ravine, the city trusts them and approves occupancy.”

The truth is state law says that if a builder can find an engineer to stamp the plans/submit a geotechnical report, the city cannot say no. The plans and occupancy must be approved. This goes back to 30% (honestly higher because lots of builders/developers are related to legislators, and that isn’t counted in the 30%) of state legislators being developers thing. But what engineer is going to risk their license on approving bad plans? The one who set up an LLC in Ohio, and after a couple of years….home free.

[Dantheman]

None of these developers pay for field observations and as-builts anyway, and engineering contracts usually say the engineer has no liability if they didn't watch you install it.

[dan_pdx]

https://www.redfin.com/WA/Underwood/.../home/75252277

Yeah, I think this would be acceptable.

[dunfree]

Nice location, nicely executed and lo and behold a slab table that looks good in its setting, definitely a smashed yes.

[The AD]

That place is awesome.

[rideit]

frantically checks in the couch and junk drawer for loose change…

Ah, crap, I’m out.

[Norseman]

honey, we have to sell the place. i can't keep replacing couch cushions and hot tub lids. fuckin wind never stops.

[The AD]

honey, we have to sell the place. i can't keep replacing couch cushions and hot tub lids. fuckin wind never stops.

The wind would definitely be the #1 negative.

[rideit]

Maybe we could build a vacuum pump the size of a nuclear reactor, and create a locally equalized area?

SMRT

“There are no problems, only solutions!”

[BmillsSkier]

Yeah, that's pretty amazing.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Will have a good view of the show when Mt Hood pops off

[ötzi]

Too many pillows on that outdoor couch. Pass.

[J. Barron DeJong]

Too many pillows on that outdoor couch. Pass.

[dan_pdx]

Too many pillows on that outdoor couch. Pass.

Don't worry, the wind will take care of those extra pillows, maybe the couch too

[rideit]

Don't worry, the wind will take care of those extra pillows, maybe the couch too

Thanks for my next $122,145 invention…magnetic couch cushions/etc.
They will be BIG in Laramie!

[::: :::]

Get an mri on the patio sofa!

[Core Shot]

Fack. Outside couch cushions. Never thought about wind. But they’re often soggy and dirty.
Give me mesh or give me death.

[NBABUCKS1]

https://www.sothebysrealty.com/summi...hyrum-ut-84319

meanwhile in utah. Largest house in Utah. How the hell do you greenlight this spec house

https://www.sothebysrealty.com/summi...hyrum-ut-84319