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  1. 08-31-2005, 08:45 PM #1
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    Stop whining about gas

    You fuggin panzy-ass bitches.
    Who gives a shit about the price of gas? Honestly, you pay eight dollars for a god damn movie! What are you going to do? Get everyone in your suburb to sign a fucking petition, to the Sec of Energy, saying.."We don't approve of your commodity pricing?" Jesus fucking christ! Go over to NOAA and complain about the fucking weather. Quit cunting up the board, you 'sandied' pussies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 40 Year Old Virgin
    You fuggin panzy-ass bitches.
    Who gives a shit about the price of gas? Honestly, you pay eight dollars for a god damn movie! What are you going to do? Get everyone in your suburb to sign a fucking petition, to the Sec of Energy, saying.."We don't approve of your commodity pricing?" Jesus fucking christ! Go over to NOAA and complain about the fucking weather. Quit cunting up the board, you 'sandied' pussies.
    Stop whining about whiners.... geez!
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    ....Thanks for the prod. But this doesn't make you any less of an inarticulate bitch.
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    The "Kum & Go" (that's really a gas station here) has bottled water, 20 oz. for 49 cents with fill-up. Hey, atleast bottled water is getting cheaper!

    Edit:

    Heh, I searched for a pic of a Kum & GO sign, and found this... (check the price!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by 40 Year Old Virgin
    You fuggin panzy-ass bitches.
    Who gives a shit about the price of gas? Honestly, you pay eight dollars for a god damn movie! What are you going to do? Get everyone in your suburb to sign a fucking petition, to the Sec of Energy, saying.."We don't approve of your commodity pricing?" Jesus fucking christ! Go over to NOAA and complain about the fucking weather. Quit cunting up the board, you 'sandied' pussies.

    Since you don't care about buying more I'm going to ride the damn bus or my bike over to your house and syphon the shit out of you gas tank!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BradyCU
    Since you don't care about buying more I'm going to ride the damn bus or my bike over to your house and syphon the shit out of you gas tank!
    Actually, yesterday, a Denver radio station had a bunch of callers on the air that were telling stories about syphoning gas. I wanted to punch them through my radio.
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    Yeah...And I am going to come over and shit on the roof of your double wide...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 40 Year Old Virgin
    Yeah...And I am going to come over and shit on the roof of your double wide...
    Don't complain about how much the gas will cost you for the trip from Kansas City.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 40 Year Old Virgin
    Yeah...And I am going to come over and shit on the roof of your double wide...

    wait...aren't you the one from Kansas City?
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    40 Year Old Virigin had so much potential.

    You suck at aliases.
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    He does suck, but the alias itself also sucked from the very first second.

    Go away, loser.
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    This alias reeks of SummitCoKnowItAll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 40 Year Old Virgin
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    "This alias reeks of SummitCoKnowItAll."

    Go charge another bowl. Then contemplate another season of menial labor that reverts you back to the Midwest, for thoughts of a morbid reality that you cannot escape.
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    Is that an Insane Clown Posse lyric?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot
    Your clinging hatred of me has caused you to give up your identity, Brett.
    Core Shot, again, thank you for reasserting your clinical dependencies on methadone.
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    No quite

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    Is that an Insane Clown Posse lyric?
    Nope, this is verbiage after your biological prime ice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 40 Year Old Virgin
    Nope, this is verbiage after your biological prime ice.
    I guess...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 40 Year Old Virgin
    Nope, this is verbiage after your biological prime ice.
    Are you saying I'm old? Whoa, newsflash.
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    Not saying, simply reminding.
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    Well, I'm old and you suck at aliases, we'll call it even.
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  24. 08-31-2005, 09:48 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Well, I'm old and you suck at aliases, we'll call it even.
    I'll take your abrogation as a compliment old man. My eyes are straining, but I see this as an attempt to pacify the waters...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 40 Year Old Virgin
    "This alias reeks of SummitCoKnowItAll."

    Go charge another bowl. Then contemplate another season of menial labor that reverts you back to the midwest for thoughts of a morbid reality that you cannot escape.
    You first. Need a light?
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