Collegge

[Timberridge]

i'm pretty sure it is all just an elaborate plan to extort my mother for fornications.

Have any of them asked if you'd like to be in a movie?

[XXX-er]

So going to a school based on their foot ball team is a thing ?

[fatnslow]

So going to a school based on their foot ball team is a thing ?

Sadly in the US it's a big thing.

[stealurface831]

So going to a school based on their foot ball team is a thing ?

100%. Good football is strongly correlated to good party life (except for BYU) and decisions are made in accordance with that logic.


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[XXX-er]

I met a young brit in London who told me he was into soccer

oh so you play soccer ?

no I watch it in the pub drinking pints and smoking cigs

how does watching sports equate with being into sports making it sound as if they are doing it I don't get

[irul&ublo]

100%. Good football is strongly correlated to good party life (except for BYU) and decisions are made in accordance with that logic.


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Which reminds me of a joke I heard from a U of M grad….

How many Ohio State freshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Screwing in lightbulbs is an upper division class at The Ohio State University.

[BmillsSkier]

Which reminds me of a joke I heard from a U of M grad….

How many Ohio State freshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Screwing in lightbulbs is an upper division class at The Ohio State University.

Go Blue.

[Core Shot]

Heh. We always teased them about their mascot.

A wolverine vs a nut.

Their response is it’s a poisonous nut.

[Marshall Tucker]

SEC girls by a wide, wide margin the hottest. period. wait what where we talking about? Dahym where did i put my beer

[MontuckyFried]

SEC girls by a wide, wide margin the hottest. period.

Truth. Go to an Ole Miss game and be in awe at the talent. Same applies to most SEC schools.

[billyk]

Well, now that Texas will be in the SEC, I’ll have to agree.

[BmillsSkier]

Plus, Wooderson.

[riser4]

It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

[JayPowHound]

I get older...

[stealurface831]

...the same age.


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[Marshall Tucker]

Plus, Wooderson.

Mr & Mrs MT @ left standing in front of a speakerbank. Variety.

alrite x3

[billyk]

Plus, Wooderson.

Or as I’d like to call him, Governor.

[Bobby Stainless]

SEC girl comments check out.

In other news, I went back to school last week.

[::: :::]

Who took you to school this time?

[Core Shot]

[Bobby Stainless]

Who took you to school this time?

Good one.

[stealurface831]

i have been here almost a week and my roommate has not, to my knowledge, showered once the entire time. i haven't gotten close enough to get a whiff but i don't imagine he smells great.

[Harry]

Give him a swirlie.


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[EWG]

Every time I see the title of this thread I'm disappointed SUF spelled it right. Would have been much better if the thread was entitled "Collegge."

Carry on.

[JimmyCarter]

i have been here almost a week and my roommate has not, to my knowledge, showered once the entire time. i haven't gotten close enough to get a whiff but i don't imagine he smells great.

How big are your dorm rooms that you haven’t gotten that close to him?

Maybe just start microwaving salmon in the room, and when he questions you just tell him you can’t smell anything.