Poll: How many of you idiots think you could kill a gorilla?

[BmillsSkier]

Is there a reason why we settled on 200lbs?

[Timberridge]

Is there a reason why we settled on 200lbs?

It's what dd's mom weighs.

[stealurface831]

Is there a reason why we settled on 200lbs?

fuck it. the wolverine is now 2000 pounds.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Is there a reason why we settled on 200lbs?

That kid with CTE keeps bringing it up


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[stealurface831]

That kid with CTE keeps bringing it up


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who?

[ötzi]

Would your imaginary 200# Wolverine fuck up a 200# ant?

Impossible to say. The government would have all the 200# ants and be busy trying to figure out to make soldiers out of them.

[Viva]

.....

[subtle plague]

who?

Iceman. The Poor fellow forgot his name and his goretex. Now he skis in jeans while imitating a stone age jeans salesman.

[Timberridge]

fuck it. the wolverine is now 2000 pounds.

I'm out.

[Danno]

if there was such thing as a 200 pound wolverine, it would fuck anything up. fact.

Would your imaginary 200# Wolverine fuck up a 200# ant? If there was such a thing.


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Well, now you guys are just being silly.

[BmillsSkier]

Can you imagine what a 200lb Wolverine from the Upstate could do?

He'd be pissed, drunk and itchin to fight anything that moves. Talk about a hero.

[TBS]

Read this book if interested in gulo gulo


30lbs of fury
One climbed the top 5k feet of Mt Cleveland in Glacier in 90 minutes. In a January blizzard

[Dantheman]

Could the 200# ant ride a Sea-Doo?

[Timberridge]

Read this book if interested in gulo gulo
30lbs of fury
One climbed the top 5k feet of Mt Cleveland in Glacier in 90 minutes. In a January blizzard

Properly trained and fitted with a custom ski harness, they'd be the perfect backcountry ski partner.

[TBS]

Achieving that “properly trained” part might be challenging.

I could never in my most fit state climb from 5k feet to 10.5k in 90 minutes, January blizzard or beautiful spring day. So I would be concerned that in the event I could not keep up, my partner Mr Gulo would not drag me to safety but instead rip my throat out, eat his fill, then stash my carcass somewhere to finish off later.

[JayPowHound]

Could the 200# ant ride a Sea-Doo?

Well there's a lot of variables at play here, obviously. You'd need a scientist, or maybe a team of scientists. Good ones.

[subtle plague]

Well there's a lot of variables at play here, obviously. You'd need a scientist, or maybe a team of scientists. Good ones.

Would it be faster on a treadmill?

[Skidog]

Could the 200# ant ride a Sea-Doo?

only on a treadmill

[JayPowHound]

Well you operates the gas with your thumb on a sea-doo, so... ants don't got thumbs.

So that would be your first obstacles..

[Skistack]

Read this book if interested in gulo gulo


30lbs of fury
One climbed the top 5k feet of Mt Cleveland in Glacier in 90 minutes. In a January blizzard

But could he do that if he weighed 200 pounds?


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[ötzi]

Could the 200# ant ride a Sea-Doo?

Sure, but he'd be no match for the sharks with lasers.

[Toadman]

if there was such thing as a 200 pound wolverine, it would fuck anything up. fact.

Dude, at 50 lbs they are pretty good at that already. At 200 lbs, I can't imagine the destruction that they would bring. We are talking F5 tornado, federal disaster level destruction.

[ötzi]

That whole weasel family is badass. Around here we have mink, sable and fishers. Fishers are pretty much mini wolverines, they go only up to about 10 pounds but it is 10 pounds of fury. Fihers are native here, they got eradicated in Colonial times but they are back after ~250 years and aren't happy about what people have done with the place in the interim. Apparently.

[Toadman]

Properly trained and fitted with a custom ski harness, they'd be the perfect backcountry ski partner.

One does not simply train a wolverine. Besides if you got buried in an avy and need to be dug out, it's more than likely your partner would eat you upon being unburied.

[Benny Profane]

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