Poll: How many of you idiots think you could kill a gorilla?

**Danno** · 08-11-2021, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

Move those goal posts

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wait, it's a kicking competition? That changes everything. Chimps are not good kickers.

**Meadow Skipper** · 08-11-2021, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by Skidog

I like SUF, but he's delusional and I don't want to see him die.

Dude’s gonna win, he’s got heart.

**Skidog** · 08-11-2021, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

Dude’s gonna win, he’s got heart.

Well sorry SUF.....my money is on the chimp. Luv ya though brah

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**PNWbrit** · 08-11-2021, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

Dude’s gonna win, he’s got heart.

Will his Dad take him to the ER after the chimp bites his face off?

**BmillsSkier** · 08-11-2021, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by ötzi

Versus either SUF or a chimp, I'm taking the wolverine.

I don’t know man, they just haven’t been the same since Lloyd Carr retired.

- a sad Michigan fan

Originally Posted by Danno

wait, it's a kicking competition? That changes everything. Chimps are not good kickers.

The Einhorn of the ape world?

**Meadow Skipper** · 08-11-2021, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

Will his Dad take him to the ER after the chimp bites his face off?

You guys should be worried about the chimp that’s gonna get trashed. PETA’ll be all up in arms.

**ötzi** · 08-11-2021, 06:28 PM

In contrast to SUF, who'll be down with no arms.

**PNWbrit** · 08-11-2021, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by ötzi

In contrast to SUF, who'll be down with no arms.

Maybe his Dad can get a good trade in for the Bronco?

Might pay for the boy's TBI.

**m2711c** · 08-11-2021, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

Will his Dad take him to the ER after the chimp bites his face off?

fucking spot on call back dude…..

based on the previously stated history of er avoidance, there will probably be a delay between the “ripping off” of the face and the treatment of said face ripping.

Though, it must be noted that past performance is not A guarantee of future profits.

**Core Shot** · 08-11-2021, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

I don’t know man, they just haven’t been the same since Bo Schembechler retired.

- a sad Michigan fan

?

Fify

And I could kill a Wolverine. Might have a few bites and scratches but I would stomp that fucker.

Back to the chimp match, am I allowed a holy hand grenade?

**PNWbrit** · 08-11-2021, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by m2711c

fucking spot on call back dude…..

based on previous history, there will probably be a delay between the ripping off of the face and the treatment of said face ripping.

Though, it must be noted that past performance is not A guarantee of future profits.

Chimp probably fell further from the tree than SUF.

**TBS** · 08-11-2021, 06:43 PM

I call dibs on the worldwide video rights to this event

**stealurface831** · 08-11-2021, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by TBS

I call dibs on the worldwide video rights to this event

As long as I get the Commander’s and retain the rights to the story, video is all yers.

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**ötzi** · 08-11-2021, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by Core Shot

Fify

And I could kill a Wolverine. Might have a few bites and scratches but I would stomp that fucker.

This is a matchup I would definitely pay to see.

**TBS** · 08-11-2021, 06:47 PM

^^^Dibs on the world wide broadcast rights as well!

This one will be really good. Wolverines will chase brown bears off a kill

**BmillsSkier** · 08-11-2021, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by Core Shot

Fify

And I could kill a Wolverine. Might have a few bites and scratches but I would stomp that fucker.

Back to the chimp match, am I allowed a holy hand grenade?

Bo was Michigan. Lloyd made sure they beat tOSU for a decade plus. Things were consistent until Lloyd left.

I have no illusions about them beating tOSU this year. Or a team of chimps.

**MakersTeleMark** · 08-11-2021, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

Will his Dad take him to the ER after the chimp bites his face off?

POTD

**MakersTeleMark** · 08-11-2021, 06:53 PM

If I had to go to battle with a chimp, I certainly wouldn't want it to be in a cage. That's like 4d chess at that point.

**stealurface831** · 08-11-2021, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

If I had to go to battle with a chimp, I certainly wouldn't want it to be in a cage. That's like 4d chess at that point.

Good point. It’ll have to be plexi glass I guess.

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**fatnslow** · 08-11-2021, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by stealurface831

As long as I get the Commander’s and retain the rights to the story, video is all yers.

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I don't think that hyperbaric treatment worked at all or that punch you took to the forehead as a butt loader is still fogging up your mind. Maybe you can start wrestling bears in Montana for beer money next year ?
#fetalpositioncrying4mommyin20secs

**TBS** · 08-11-2021, 07:24 PM

And that’s just a 20 pound monkey

**m2711c** · 08-11-2021, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Bo was Michigan. Lloyd made sure they beat tOSU for a decade plus. Things were consistent until Lloyd left.

I have no illusions about them beating tOSU this year. Or a team of chimps.

**Skidog** · 08-11-2021, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by ötzi

In contrast to SUF, who'll be down with no arms.

God damned if this isn't one of the real reasons we need a simple like button around here, I don't know what is.

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**Skidog** · 08-11-2021, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by Core Shot

Fify

And I could kill a Wolverine. Might have a few bites and scratches but I would stomp that fucker.

Back to the chimp match, am I allowed a holy hand grenade?

Nope....you'll lose that one too. might live though.

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