Internet sprinkling
Yeah. I lknow. Lawns are evil. But I have more plant beds than lawn.
I had Skydrop. Really cool and worked well. Then they wanted ten bucks a month for the weather service.
Switched to RainMachine. Fucking useless. Had a lot of shit die last summer. It’s always underwatering.
And claiming I’m saving hundreds of thousands of gallons.
I’d like my Skydrop accuracy back.
Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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