The deplorable Home Depot

[Yonder_River]

^^^ This. Spend some time on job sites where the option is a PTF with a shit stalagmite and no TP.

Oh man, I just spit my coffee out...shit stalagmite. Good one

[MontuckyFried]

^^^ This. Spend some time on job sites where the option is a PTF with a shit stalagmite and no TP.

Particularly true in the winter when the blue water is frozen solid so everything just stacks up on top of each other, freezing just about as soon as it exits the chute. When it's -50 and howling winds, porta potties suuuuuuuuuck. Especially when all but one got knocked over by the wind. Faaaaaaaak.

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[oldnew_guy]

Exclaimed to wife we should do some Sunday things today; me thinking about wineries, breweries, and record shops. She then asked would a trip to HD count. I countered with a never, but I will go to Lowe’s if needed. She then told me what she was wanted and we decided we can get that at our local True Value

Both big box’s are at least 30min from me. Sucks that my preferred “going to town, town” only an the HD.

[riser4]

Oh man, I just spit my coffee out...shit stalagmite. Good one

At least it wasn't a shit stalactite.

[adrenalated]

Please, the preferred nomenclature is poopsicle

[irul&ublo]

At least it wasn't a shit stalactite.

That would be like the Turd of Damocles

[Meadow Skipper]

Everybody knows I love me some thread drift.

Especially when bathroom drama is involved.

[WWCD]

The bathrooms in Home Depot are always consistently WRECKED. The diet of your typical male Home Depot customer creates a smell that is fragrant in a not nice way.

And the sounds… don’t get me started on the sounds.

A gateway to Hell…Avoid if possible

I’ve never actually seen a 3 story HD

[Vt-Freeheel]

Busted

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This one cracks me up, how the fuck can this happen without anyone in bookkeeping getting suspicious


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[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Busted

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This one cracks me up, how the fuck can this happen without anyone in bookkeeping getting suspicious


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Any mouthbreather can stick a gun in someone's face and take their money. This type of larcenous behavior takes a high level of intelligence, planning and execution. Wells Fargo should look into hiring them.

[nickwm21]

The amount of Milwaukee and Ryobi displays that are in the front arterial isle these days is out of control. It’s legitimately difficult to navigate a standard cart let alone a lumber cart.

Also why do all the lumber and flatbed carts have a bum wheel or two?


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[fastfred]

oh where do I start buddyyeah fuck home depot lowes and the once local lumber yard that got bought out and traded hands multiple times so private equity and some fuck head MBA who doesn't know shit about the real world only knows theory and text book can milk as much money as they can from the consumer then throw there hands up and say we did the best we could but the fickle nature of the average shopper seemed to have caused our down fall

yeah fuck face mba needs to capitalize on the underutilized store square footage so they put shit right in the way


no need for same store reinvestment cause you can't make money off that so here's your broken cart


we are aiming for the olde tyme general store feel so now we sell clothing cat food and dog toys plus pots and pans electrical boxes? margins are bigger on clothes and cat toys than a 3 dollar single gang box

proper employee training pay and supervision that cuts into profit too hold on a sec my brother is calling on my person phone while I'm helping you I need to take this call I'll get right back to you


hey we have really nice mood fountains for your home but we can't seem to stock a 4 inch metal duct elbow at


least home depot's online ordering and delivery service works like a top so does supply house and amazon


reatail is dead and they did it to themselves