GME is receiving a lot more attention than it deserves. It's a noteworthy event worth discussing in the stock market thread but there’s nothing to worry about and nothing that needs fixing.
So just how short are you now, rod?
That is for the more "raw" footage. Everything else should be 4K gopro first person.
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Apparently one of the largest shareholders in GME cashed out today or yesterday.
So it's just like those crypto pump n dump groups on discord? A bunch of guys on reddit told everyone to buy gamestop so the price soared but only the common man got in on it, so Robinhood shut down selling so no little people could get rich quick cause the hedge funds got mad?
I don't understand ANYTHING about the stock market-- why was this bad for hedgefunds? What does it have to do with them? A dying companies stock soared, who cares? Why do hedgefunds lose money when that happens? Did they bet money on the companies bankruptcy or something?
Yup. Hedge fund played a stupid game and the internet let them win their stupid prize. It's a great shot over the bow for the rest of the hedge funds, and maybe this causes Wall St. to curb this behavior for a while. Or the SEC steps in and does something about shorts.
I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
In tech terms: It's a DDOS attack on short hedge funds by millions of small investors.
In finance terms: It's a short squeeze (a rapid increase in the price of a stock) taken one step further (a gamma squeeze) on hedge funds with a short interest (hoping to profit from a falling stock) at 140% of outstanding shares.
In meme terms:Attachment 360176
In Biblical terms: It's David 1 Goliath 1,000,000
Read a book for once. But okay, let's start with short sales.
Let's say apples are $1 at the market. A snake (hedge fund trader) thinks they're over-valued. So they borrow 10 apples, with a promise to return the apples on Friday. The snake can then sell the apples, or loan them out, or whatever. Let's say the snake then sells the apples for $1.
Friday rolls around. Market apple prices have dropped to $.50. The snake can now make money because they can buy apples for $.50 to "cover" their promise to return the Friday apples.
So far so good?
Now, if apples go up to $1.50, the snake loses money. The snake could have "hedged" the short by, early in the week, entering into a contract with someone who promises to sell their apples for $1.10 on Friday. Snake has now limited their downside risk. But that contract probably costs some money.
Or the snake could get greedy and hold a "naked" short, which means that Snake doesn't have any guaranteed source, or price, for the Friday apple delivery.
Now, if all the apes get together and buy EVERY APPLE, the apes can basically decide how much the Snake has to pay for his Friday apples. Snake has promised to get apples to the market by Friday. Apes could, individually, decide they aren't selling apples for less than $1,000 apiece. Snake is fucked if Apes hold the line.
Now, here's why the Gamestop deal is different from most other shorts. The Snakes were SO CONFIDENT that Gamestop apples were overvalued that they shorted 140% of the shares on the market. That is, in the aggregate, the snakes agreed to deliver ALL THE APPLES, and then would have to buy back 40% of the apples again just to bring them back to the market to fulfill their contracts.
That's fine if they can buy apples at $.51, sell them to the market for $.52, buy them back for $.53, and resell for $.54, to cover all of the apples they got on $1 loans. BUT if all of the Apes buy and hold apples, the Snakes are forced to buy them at whatever the Apes want to sell them for.
So the beautiful parts of the story are that it's the hedge fund snakes getting gouged by the retail (thousandare) investors. All because the snakes took out massively risky bets with nearly unlimited potential risk.
rod coming in from the top rope with the worst take of the day
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