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[warthog]

Must have been a strange moatboating experience:

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Hotter than any stripper ever could be.
Tampa original though, so probably stripper related in some way.

[VTeton]

Hit the club late night of a bachelor party and groom was so banged up, we explained to hostess/door that groom was a quadriplegic and could we carry him in and toss him in a booth. Desperate times.....

[RolexJr]

I was lucky enough to get a lap dance from a pregnant stripper who also had a "Nug Life" tattoo in the style on 2Pac.

[happytimefunbox]

Well I live near Tampa, and I have been to Key West about 30+ times. There are stories.

95 or 96 me and my girl are in Ybor at the edge and the dj sucks and she says hey my girlfriend XXX works at some club called the Mons Venus. I didn't know that club and where it was so we hopped in a taxi and told him take us to the Mons Venus. He was smiling his ass off. We get there and it wasn't the club we were expecting lol, full nude no liquour or beer (I was rolling my nuts off so it's a bit hazy) my girl sits me at the stage and runs off to find XXX. 10 minutes later XXX is in my lap we are all talking about partying with the rolls in my pocket, she hands me 100 in singles and tells me to have fun while her and my girl run off to do whatever. That place was out of control and where I developed a fondness for big black tiddies with the scent of cocobutter on them.

[happytimefunbox]

In 2000 I got a job with an Israeli company and was in Tel Aviv for training. All the Israeli guys are like you need to go to the Bursaclub. Me, a tall black guy from NY, and a little Singaporian dude are like hell yeah we are in! We get a taxi and get there at like 1030 and the place is empty except for the Russian bouncers, the bartender and a super hot but regularly dressed waitress. We get a table by the stage the waitress comes up and we start chatting. Where is everyone? Oh we just opened maybe in an hour people will start showing up. We start drinking and shortly people start filing in but kinda hiding in the corners. I have made friends with the waitress at this point and I ask why nobody sits out in the open, she shrugs and says Jewish Guilt. Then she brings the DJ over to us and we are rapping with him, he is from NY, super cool guy. They fire up the lights the DJ starts the music and the girls come out. Maybe 12 or 15 of them, all insanely beautiful like most women in Israel although none of these are from there, all Russian, Brazilian and Ethiopian. They each strip naked and kind step out and show off the goods. Another song startsthe DJ says something in Hebrew then says "for my friends from America" and they all march off the stage and come straight to us. I had 3 girls on me, taking my shirt off, working for that private dance, I look over my boy from NY is loving it 4 girls on him, we reach across for a hi five. I look back at the dude from Sing, he is stiff arming the strippers away and asking me for help. I got the ladies attention and got them moving elsewhere but the ones on me we not giving up easy. It was a helluva night, we drank all their cognac, and I ended up watching the sunrise on the beachfront with the waitress

[MyNameIsAugustWest]

Was this the strip club that’s on the other side of the bridge on US 17 that is exactly 1 foot across the South Carolina state line? I’ve posted some shit about that club on past trips down to Savannah. Someone with better search skills than me can find em im sure. It’s almost exactly like the Double Deuce from Roadhouse.

Nope, this one was on the island. No recollection of the name...they all blur together.

Anybody remember the name of the short-lived strip club in Burlington, VT? Same timeframe in the military...our unit was supporting another unit that was doing mountain training at Underhill with the VT National Guard. A different guy I was with was begging me to take him up to St. Catherine St. He was way to into the strip club scene. Girls at the Burlington club were a huge disappointment. I figured some hotties from UVM might be in there. Of course, it was like a Tuesday night so not unexpected.

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[snowday]

Another UVM alum...Montreal was home away from home in the early 90s. We would start a Friday or Saturday night with watching the Habs play in the old Forum for cheap standing only seats and then work our way to Super Sexe. Felt like we adopted a young lady working her way through school named Fanny. I can't imagine how much $$ we sent her way over a couple years. Best part of going was watching Frenchie batchelor parties. They would get the guy up no stage by himself in his tighty whiteys and have him sit in a chair. Girl after girl would dance for him and more often than not the guy had to get dragged off the stage with a hugh boner and for his own safety after getting handsey. Good times.

[ThreeRidges]

So, not a first person story, but when I lived in Boston in the 80s, I heard about a joint out in Western Mass that was in a giant old hanger, had some kind of divider down the middle, and used to run strip shows for guys on one side, and for gals on the other. Around 10:30-11, they would pull back the divider and just turn everyone loose. Must have been wild.


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[SkiBall]

I was lucky enough to get a lap dance from a pregnant stripper who also had a "Nug Life" tattoo in the style on 2Pac.

My first visit to a strip club was on a biz trip to Reno and there was a preggo chick up there right off the bat. Total dive. Probably the worst one I ever went to...barely.

[irul&ublo]

Went to Fantasy Girls in Reno on a Saturday afternoon during a break from gambling. Hispanic guy with a heavy accent started throwing bills in the air and yelling “bark like a dog”. All of a sudden there were 3 strippers on all fours crawling across the stage going “woof woof”. Lasted a few minutes before the bouncer stopped it. Guy musta tossed out a couple hundred bucks.

[pureantigravity]

Perhaps some of the mags or maggettes here need supplementary income or enjoy the stage.
Has anyone here been a stripper?
Now let's hear your stories!

[oftpiste]

I have a few.... keep starting to type them and abandon.....

[warthog]

95 or 96 me and my girl are in Ybor at the edge and the dj sucks and she says hey my girlfriend XXX works at some club called the Mons Venus. I didn't know that club and where it was so we hopped in a taxi and told him take us to the Mons Venus. He was smiling his ass off. We get there and it wasn't the club we were expecting lol, full nude no liquour or beer (I was rolling my nuts off so it's a bit hazy) my girl sits me at the stage and runs off to find XXX. 10 minutes later XXX is in my lap we are all talking about partying with the rolls in my pocket, she hands me 100 in singles and tells me to have fun while her and my girl run off to do whatever. That place was out of control and where I developed a fondness for big black tiddies with the scent of cocobutter on them.

That place is an institution. Tampa is best known for two things, The Mons and The Traficante family https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santo_Trafficante_Jr.

Speaking of The Mons, if you have ever enjoyed Cigar City beer, that was initially funded by The Mons $$.
Joe Redner Jr. is (was) the owner( sold to Oscar Blues for $60 MM), son of Joe Redner- the founder of The Mons Venus.
I love our dark history here.

[Meadow Skipper]

I have a few.... keep starting to type them and abandon.....

Step away, have a drink or two/three, reminisce, come back and let it flow.

[kootenayskier]

Weekday, mid afternoon, doing some home plumbing repairs, a slow day in our small town. I got a call from a buddy who needed some help moving a couch. He picked me up, we moved said couch, and before dropping me home stopped in at another friend’s home. We joined a couple of middle aged dad type guys I sort of know, drinking beers with two conspicuously overdressed, sort of hot but a little overweight “hair dressers” from our regional centre. I don’t know what the fuck is going on, but I can drink beer and shoot the shit with anyone. I’m just chilling till I can get back to my repairs, when one of the girls declares she’s bored and that we should do some coke, to which our host constructively adds should be done off the other girl’s generous ass. Next thing I know I’m taking my turn snorting lines off some bare tattooed ass, but it’s pretty clear that my buddy and I are extraneous to wherever this is headed, so we bid our goodbyes, and I return to my plumbing project with quite a buzz going.

[teleee]

Well I live near Tampa, and I have been to Key West about 30+ times. There are stories.

I may or may not be in those stories.


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[Timberridge]

Perhaps we can help determine that. Were any of the girls named Ashlee?

[Tele 'til You're Smelly]

It all started when I found myself a single father and needed to put myself through grad school. You know how the rest of this goes

[warthog]

I may or may not be in those stories.


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That was pretty tame, all things considered. Plus, I thought we were never to speak of such things again.
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Last time I went back there my wife may have been with me. It may have been 4 am, and it may have gone seriously downhill since we had last been there. Maybe.

[teleee]

That was pretty tame, all things considered. Plus, I thought we were never to speak of such things again.
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Last time I went back there my wife may have been with me. It may have been 4 am, and it may have gone seriously downhill since we had last been there. Maybe.

I am fine with never speaking of me puking in the boat the next morning. I have honestly not been back into the clubs since that night... Yet

[GoldMember]

So, it was like 1995 and I was planting trees in northern BC. We were in PG and there was a bar there, which for the life of me I cannot remember the name of. Pretty sure it and the hotel it was attached to burnt to the ground a few years ago. We were in town raising hell on days off, a whole bunch of dirty fucking pot smoking tree planting dirt bags. We show up at this bar, whatever the fuck it was called and it was fresh meat night. The strippers did the circuit in northern BC, pretty sure it was a Tuesday night. We dirty boys and girls all in perv row, yelling and drinking. All I could think of when I witnessed what was going on was that this bar and the strippers we had seen was where old hookers go to retire and die. So out stumbles this 50 year old, very, very drunk stripper who looks at us dirty vagrants and growls deeply at the top of her lungs..."Who wants to see my pussy?"

Well, it was one of the funniest and weirdest things I have ever witnessed. We all went fucking crazy and she put on one hell of a dirty fucking show.

Ah, the vagrancies of youth.

New Meat Mondays...

[warthog]

I am fine with never speaking of me puking in the boat the next morning. I have honestly not been back into the clubs since that night... Yet

Sounds like I need to come back down.

[teleee]

Sounds like I need to come back down.

Yes, yes you do! I am in the process of booking my spring dates. I will let you know. I might as well replace getting my ass kicked by tarpon with getting my ass kicked by strippers for a change.

[sharcsplean]

is the strip club on the way up to Hunter still there? pretty scary place...