Random Unthreadworthy Questions

[riser4]

No, officer, its 'hi, how are you?'

[old goat]

So with the way I've figured out how to get into the forums it always seems to take me to May. So am I actually going back in time? Could I change a post I made in may and change the future? Or if I try to edit the post and it disappears will I disappear?

[mcski]

Today I went from the actual link on the TGR homepage using the forum link and it worked. On mobile. Not sure if that was a fluke but it took me too the main page

[Meadow Skipper]

Do you think it would work?

By”work” what exactly do you mean? What results? Crossbreeding screaming and fainting goats.

[ötzi]

No I mean if the male is the fainter and she’s the screamer he’d never be able to finish the job. She’d scream, he’d faint, No baby goats.

And if the female is the fainter it could work but there’d be a kind of necrophilia vibe happening, and maybe goats aren’t into that.

[riser4]

Hey Ice, whatever strain you're smoking, please go buy up their entire stock. I want some.

[riser4]

Do gas stations slow down their pumps to increase the time spent watching/listening to the annoying advertisements?

[evdog]

Maybe. I've been to a couple stations where the pump was so slow I had to ask the employee if they charged by the hour or by the gallon.

[old goat]

Since most stand up paddleboarders don't stand up, why don't they use kayak paddles.

[XXX-er]

Only the really bad SUPers can't stand up but I don't think 2 blades would make any difference

[MakersTeleMark]

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Since most stand up paddleboarders don&#39;t stand up, why don&#39;t they use kayak paddles.

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Because a J stroke is pretty simple and you don&#39;t have to throw your shoulder out switching sides?</p>

[old goat]

J stroke? Really? Most of these folks aren't sure which end of the paddle goes in the water.

[ötzi]

Well a kayak paddle does solve that problem.

[riser4]

Well a kayak paddle does solve that problem.

That's hysterical.

[evdog]

Anyone have paywall bypass sites that currently work? https://archive.ph/ and a few others seem to get foiled now and just bring up the paywalled version not the complete archive.

[XXX-er]

when I started hanging out with real paddlers in a Kayak & Canoe club I learned that nobody did the J stroke it was callled a drag literaly

Real marathon canoe racers would take 3 strokes on one side call hut and switch

A sure sign of the newby is when they hold a bentshaft marathon paddle backwards