"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
What happens if you're in the shower during an electrical storm and your house is hit by lightening?
You get wet
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
Warning: math is involved…
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/s...m-9966031.html
"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
I'd need to know how much the house was lightened.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
Lots of variables- how good of grounding does your electrical wiring have, what part of the house maybe even and what other means of getting to ground is there and where is the bath in relation to the strike... Lightening is always looking for the easiest path to dissipate and travels through the path of least resistance usually. But for the most part it would suck to have the water charged by the voltage lightening can generate...
Lightning isn’t dissipated by a lightning rod.
The rod dissipates the charges of the earth.
Lightning travels from ground to the clouds.
Interesting stats and maths about shower hazard is enlightening. Just don’t slip on the soap suds. That’s more dangerous.
Back in the day. Before WiFi. They always said don’t use your princess phone or telegraph during a storm.
We're all fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked.
So why exactly is the whole world fucked?
I actually already know the answer, but just for entertainment sake, I'd like to see what you fuckers think.
Zeus is more of a catcher than a pitcher? Could you then say he was a bottom?
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However many are in a shit ton.
Is Bob singing about the same woman or is it two different women?
Early one mornin’ the sun was shinin’
I was layin’ in bed
Wond’rin’ if she’d changed at all
If her hair was still red
Her folks they said our lives together
Sure was gonna be rough
They never did like Mama’s homemade dress
Papa’s bankbook wasn’t big enough
And I was standin’ on the side of the road
Rain fallin’ on my shoes
Heading out for the East Coast
Lord knows I’ve paid some dues gettin’ through
Tangled up in blue
She was married when we first met
Soon to be divorced
I helped her out of a jam, I guess
But I used a little too much force
We drove that car as far as we could
Abandoned it out West
Split up on a dark sad night
Both agreeing it was best
“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
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