The parent-teacher conference shocker!

**snowsprite** · 12-08-2003, 10:19 AM

<Uncontrollable mom-ishness>
DINMS, have you thought about your life goals? And I ask this in all earnestness. I don't think you're stupid. I think you can do much better--and you should!
</Uncontrollable mom-ishness>
Sprite

**sea2ski** · 12-08-2003, 10:28 AM

Originally posted by dipstik
dude shut up, no one actually pays anyone else to do their homework. its a myth.

In college I knew of someone who posed as someone else, took their class for them and was paid based on the grade they got in the class.

**subtle plague** · 12-08-2003, 10:41 AM

did you write that kind of thing naked ?
it seems way saner than a usual DINMS short story.

**DINMS** · 12-08-2003, 06:24 PM

Summit, Were? weren't? I'm not an underage drunk.

Panda night or somthing, I'm to stupid looking to pull that off. Not sure if it can be done or not but I know I've paid to copy work before.

Tj, splat, GT40, Thanks.

Crash, glory and reconition is soooo last year.

irul&ublo, Yeah man I'm not me.

Sprite. no comment.

Subtle, Yes.

**britney** · 12-08-2003, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by Sublime
How many people here with underachivers in high school and still turned out fine?

well i was an overacheiver and turned out not-fine. does that count?? hehe.

**Telenater** · 12-08-2003, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by britney
well i was an overacheiver and turned out not-fine. does that count?? hehe.

I don't know, you look pretty fine to me......

</NateR hitting on chicks>

**bigtwig00** · 12-08-2003, 07:37 PM

Originally posted by Snow Dog
So you're finally learning how to do sh*t without getting in sh*t. About time.
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**bigtwig00** · 12-08-2003, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by Snow Dog
So you're finally learning how to do sh*t without getting in sh*t. About time.
http://us.st5.yimg.com/store4.yimg.c...rs_1765_628763

hahah snow dogg www.somthingawful.com best shit ever

Blurred Elevens · 12-08-2003, 08:26 PM

DINMS cheated. He put his original post through the Dialectizer and got what he posted...I found his original post unchanged-

been keepigg the, errr, confehesss away from my parents f' dree weebuhks now, uh uh uh uh uh uh, dreadigg the, uhhh, day. Normal I can keep all contack away from the, duh uhh, two parties. But two days ago I f'got t' check de mail. Duh.*cough* Webuhll I nebeh "check" de mail. I real see if dehe is school dgunk in mail. But dat is besides de poit. Duh.It turnid out t' be a fatal mistake dat cudd cuz me a good yelligg at 'n a flick on the, uh, ear. And you know dat you had t' real do somedigg not-so-nice t' get a good ear flickigg'. De NeXT t' day plans poppid in my gord t' keep heh away. If I cudd make a powebuhr outage cudd it stop a de all-mitey parent-teacheh confehess, duh...uh...? De day came. It didn't put me in a bad mood until I got home. Duh.It was a half-day 'n I had blenty of time until de "it" was goigg t' happen around dineh time. De affehnoon webuhnt by no talk of it. Uhhh....She startid talkigg bou' dineh. No talk of it. Duh.Cudd she of not seen or remembehid what SHE put on de note board, duh...uh...? Maybe....maybe, uh uh uh, may- "Hey Kel," my fadeh yellid into de kitchen, "you goigg' t' dat confehess shit, duh...uh...?" I wissd. "Oh poo I f'got bou' dat! COOOL MAN!" I was almost out of the, errr, clear. Duh.ALMOST! Doihh, COOL! She hurriid and left. I stayid and snappid at anyone who darid talk t' me on AIM. Dgust drawigg some abstrack Photoshop bullshit. Lee me lone!I eat our dinneh. Afteh dinneh my dad gets a call from modeh. She says she is goigg t' be a while 'n my dad seems t' get onto a bad mood. I'm goigg t' die today, dis is much worst den anydigg you real know. I Wish dey wudd beat me f' god sakes. My modeh knows duh, how t' mess wid you mind, GEEEHEEHEEE.If she is good at one digg is fuckigg wid you mind when are a bad little boy. I hear a car door. Uhhh....OH SHIT! Doihh, COOL! It's goigg t' happen now. De door opens. I hear it creak slow as my mom entehs de kitchen t' close 'n shut my the, duh uhh, time she gets t' the, uh uh uh, famy room. Not wantigg t' sound like I knew dat I was goigg t' die. So I puase 'n say, "Hey mom, duh, how’s it goigg, duh...uh...?"

**DINMS** · 12-09-2003, 06:15 PM

Thats what I did brett.

It was exactly that.

Blurred Elevens · 12-09-2003, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by DINMS
Thats what I did brett.

It was exactly that.

Good job DINMS. In those 9 words I only saw two errors.

"That's" & "Brett"-Keep up the good work!

**DINMS** · 12-09-2003, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
Good job DINMS. In those 9 words I only saw two errors.

"That's" & "Brett"-Keep up the good work!

"Good job DINMS." is a sentence fragment. Don't criticize what I do when you do it too.

Blurred Elevens · 12-09-2003, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by DINMS
"Good job DINMS." is a sentence fragment. Don't criticize what I do when you do it too.

[Jules from Pulp Fiction voice] LOOK at the big brain on DINMS....[/Voice]

**seldon** · 12-09-2003, 08:17 PM

We certainly have a mature and entertaining thread here

Could you get a room or something? PM was invented for a reason.

Blurred Elevens · 12-09-2003, 08:44 PM

Originally posted by seldon
We certainly have a mature and entertaining thread here Could you get a room or something? PM was invented for a reason.

You're either part of the problem, or part of the solution jerky.

**seldon** · 12-09-2003, 08:46 PM

Doesn't look like my grammer is at fault. And I posted something that actually had some bearing on the thread before...

Blurred Elevens · 12-09-2003, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by seldon
Doesn't look like my grammer is at fault. And I posted something that actually had some bearing on the thread before...

You're not too bright are ya? Your "grammer" is perfect jerky. How's your "Gramper doing"? MUHAHAHA!!!

It's spelled g-r-a-m-m-a-r

**Sublime** · 12-09-2003, 08:58 PM

Can't we find something new to fuss over? Grammar is just a lame flame war.

**seldon** · 12-09-2003, 09:25 PM

Thank you Blurred Elevens. You should ask your copy of Microsoft Word if you can have a job checking spelling.

And I promise this will be my last post on this thread.

EDIT: since i promised not to post, but couldn't resist answering DINMs post, i edited. DINMs finally gets a break!