Haiku-Fu

[el_jefe]

friday once again
its time for five-seven-five
bring the noise, maggots!

[lemon boy]

I hate travelling
now paradoxically
I prepare for lots

garden close to ripe
leaving while it goes to seed
miss my tomatoes

season opener
and I will miss it this year
doves fly south too soon

don't speak the language
and staying with the inlaws
beer and caviar

late summer blower
wierd early start of skiing
beer and some powder

[bagtagley]

thought theme was kung-fu
dissappointed I am now
get with the program

do you want to fight
then fight with me, one to one
man to man, HIEEEEE!

leave for Vegas soon
will get drunk and stumble lots
not like the ninja

Vegas is ses pool
but old friends will be seen soon
quite the conumdrum

[vinzclortho]

holy fucking shit
sales rep bought pizza today
safety meeting ahoy



see, here is the thing
I'd love to want to help you
but you suck so much


pizza without beer
like sex with a condom on
kinda satisfies

[el_jefe]

so, you would like to
fight my brother? you will have
to fight me first! YAAAA!!

[Grange]

Day is half over
Weekend fun is soon to come
Cottage bound I am

Dog will swim and play
I will fish and mountain bike
Will sleep well at night

Weekends are too short
Spent more time writing this poem
Drive home will be long

[Baconzoo]

Anchorage strip club
double rubber hummer in the parking lot
how can that feel good

got too drunk
all the way to Valdez puking
dented the rental van
I didn't pay a thing
Johan is a fuuny Scando

Alaska, the land of the big bear
with the little fucking bananas