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  1. 10-31-2020, 10:01 PM #1
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    Crystal Cheese meth

    I’ve been hooked on crystal cheese lately.

    The aged shit with crispy crunchy crystal goodness.

    Ive had a few rare treats of artisanal crunchy cheese,

    I recently bought some Italian aged parm and it’s so nice and crunchy, I really want to find more crunchy cheddar and such.

    I’ve always loved cheese. Still do. But the crunchy crystal goodness is amazing.

    I assume the interwebs has these things, but not sure where to buy. There’s no fromagerie nearby.

    But I’m a crunchy cheese crack addict and I really want more.
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    Cheez-its have a following here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    Cheez-its have a following here.
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    Ok, I dun learnt sumpin’ today

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    Put in an order from Jasper Hill Farm in VT. Their aged cheddar is phenomenal.
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    This place was down the street from my old office in Cambridge and had a large selection of cheese

    https://www.formaggiokitchen.com/cheese
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    Formaggio rules
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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    Cheez-its have a following here.
    I got my hair cut in Williston Vt last week. Afterwards hit the Walmart nearby to grab some razors. Drove by the entry to park and the car in front of me dropped off a hipster looking guy around 25ish. When I walked out, same hipster was getting picked up [by what looked like his mom] carrying 5 boxes of Cheez-its.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Self Jupiter View Post
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    I got a hard British coastal cheddar recently that's fkn amazing, crystally goodness. We have a local small supermarket chain with a kickass cheese room that I can't stay out of
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    I got my hair cut in Williston Vt last week. Afterwards hit the Walmart nearby to grab some razors. Drove by the entry to park and the car in front of me dropped off a hipster looking guy around 25ish. When I walked out, same hipster was getting picked up [by what looked like his mom] carrying 5 boxes of Cheez-its.
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