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Thread: WASATCH STOKE, CONDITIONS, OBSERVATIONS and ASSORTED DRIVAL 20-21

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tri-Ungulate View Post
    Whooo watch that hamster wheel spinning outta control!!!! 浪藍

    Meth is a helluva drug, mmmmkay? [emoji23]
    Really? It took about 15 minutes. And I haven't been here in 3 days. So 15 minutes in 3 days verse your THOUSANDS of posts and a home setup here. Yeah and I'm the internet loser..... It does give me a nice smile knowing I can smoke you all here.

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    Oh don't give up now!

    Do tell us more about how you're the best skier in the Wasnatch, on TRG and teh entire interwebz!

    LOLZ

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    holy smokes, that is impressive, almost like when the pres goes on a 50 tweet storm at 2 am

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    ISKIBC?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star View Post
    holy smokes, that is impressive, almost like when the pres goes on a 50 tweet storm at 2 am
    Haha he takes after his idol. MAGA!!

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    WASATCH STOKE, CONDITIONS, OBSERVATIONS and ASSORTED DRIVAL 20-21

    hey man, if you owned a recent model subaru outback with good snow tires and went to bed responsibly before 10pm maybe you could say some shit. but you don’t, so you can’t. game set match my friends

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    You guys need to relax and stop talking to the troll. It's been like 7 pages of this.

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    Feeling really good about this thread lol
    You took too much man, too much, too much

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    Quote Originally Posted by HammySlapwagons View Post
    You guys need to relax and stop talking to the troll. It's been like 7 pages of this.
    Oookay Mr. 2-years ago join date with 20 posts. Will do

    I'm actually enjoying the KevinDUHskier trollage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevintheskier View Post
    Wow a second one. I guess you just don't like to talk skiing and would prefer to talk about me? That's cool.... Btw, I could smoke you on the mountain.
    I'm sure you could. I only really ever skied the rope tow and a few sunnysides. Vail ridge is scary.

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    If Alta’s website is accurate, we are looking at 16 inches of 2% density snow this morning. Don’t sneeze too hard or you may blow it off the hill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alias_rice View Post
    If Alta’s website is accurate, we are looking at 16 inches of 2% density snow this morning. Don’t sneeze too hard or you may blow it off the hill.
    Up at 10420 right now and I'd say there's around 6" up here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevintheskier View Post
    Really? It took about 15 minutes. And I haven't been here in 3 days. So 15 minutes in 3 days verse your THOUSANDS of posts and a home setup here. Yeah and I'm the internet loser..... It does give me a nice smile knowing I can smoke you all here.
    Sounds like a ski off is in the cards

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    Quote Originally Posted by alias_rice View Post
    If Alta’s website is accurate, we are looking at 16 inches of 2% density snow this morning. Don’t sneeze too hard or you may blow it off the hill.
    I don't know what the 16 inch number is about as CLN reported 12. Ever since the Taking Alta Bombs With 21 Year Olds marketing team came on, there have been suspicious snowfall totals like this on the website. Particularly suspicious since you will see the "Seasonal total" go up by only, say, 12 inches when the website is reporting 16 new. Hmmmmm.

    Regardless, even at 12 inches it would be 2.7 percent. Clearing the patios and sidewalks with leaf blowers today!!

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    All Kevins aside, I really appreciate seeing real reports from real skiers, especially on powder days like this [deep fairy dust on crust?] when I have to hold myself back from dealing with traffic and chaos. Long winter ahead as it fills in and eventually settles a bit. Thanks for the actual stoke!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldskibum View Post
    All Kevins aside, I really appreciate seeing real reports from real skiers, especially on powder days like this [deep fairy dust on crust?] when I have to hold myself back from dealing with traffic and chaos. Long winter ahead as it fills in and eventually settles a bit. Thanks for the actual stoke!!
    yeah i'd say that upper big had a fair 6" of light snow on top of a spongey, fun base. 10420 is still full of sharks, but i got enough fun turns in that it was worth my time

    i'll probably head back up to little later this afternoon, if it's any indication

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    Historically the Alta snow report has been very accurate but I have also seen weird numbers lately, like today they are usually fixed. I think what is going on with the Alta reports is they are automated to update every hour using the Collins study plot which can have glitches but once a human steps in and looks at it they are fixed.

    The Snowbird snow reports are historically the ones that drive me crazy! Look at today where Snowbird is reporting a storm total of 15" and Alta 12". The only automated site at Snowbird to look at on-line is the Snotel site at the top of the mid-gad lift which can be found be clicking HERE.

    The total depth on the Collins study plot went up by 10" with this storm which matches well with a 12" storm total taking settling into consideration. Looking at Snowbird Snotel site (which I know is not their official study plot) you can see the total depth change with this storm was 7".
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldskibum View Post
    All Kevins aside, I really appreciate seeing real reports from real skiers, especially on powder days like this [deep fairy dust on crust?] when I have to hold myself back from dealing with traffic and chaos. Long winter ahead as it fills in and eventually settles a bit. Thanks for the actual stoke!!
    I would say Alta got 8 to 10”
    The crowd isn’t terrible, but as you said.........it is a long winter so I’m bailing and may sneak a couple laps in tomorrow morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star View Post
    I don't know what the 16 inch number is about as CLN reported 12. Ever since the Taking Alta Bombs With 21 Year Olds marketing team came on, there have been suspicious snowfall totals like this on the website. Particularly suspicious since you will see the "Seasonal total" go up by only, say, 12 inches when the website is reporting 16 new. Hmmmmm.

    Regardless, even at 12 inches it would be 2.7 percent. Clearing the patios and sidewalks with leaf blowers today!!
    I've noticed the inconsistency in alta's snowfall reporting since the marketing department took over those duties from patrol. It kind of annoys me since Alta's snowfall has historically been accurate and trustworthy. But oh well, things change and Alta gets radder. Not rad enough for Kevin, of course.

    I'd put total snowfall closer to 6" judging by what I found in the sheep pen this morning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brutah View Post
    I've noticed the inconsistency in alta's snowfall reporting since the marketing department took over those duties from patrol. It kind of annoys me since Alta's snowfall has historically been accurate and trustworthy. But oh well, things change and Alta gets radder. Not rad enough for Kevin, of course.
    I think the Alta boys finally invested in a dehumidifier that they're running above the snow board. That thing strips 5% water content from every snowflake and artificially inflates the measured numbers. They got the idea from the Bird I hear. That or both resorts have managed to enhance the NW flow in a really small zone around their instruments.
    The UAC says 7-11" which matches all the SNOTEL readings.

    Me think Kevin needs to learn how to multi-quote instead of padding his post-count, a full page of responses by an aggrieved teenager isn't something that should ever happen in this thread. And please don't respond to this K, you win, you're a better skier than me, etc...
    "Your wife being mad is temporary, but pow turns do not get unmade" - mallwalker the wise

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    Not sure how much snow there was but the skiing today sure was great. Only truly "wtf is happening" skiing I found was on yellow trail where I was hitting the rain? crust until I got around low notch.

    Thought it was a much better pow day than last Friday

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    Oh yea and what was that solo skier doing setting a skinner up the gut of superior as we headed out at like 1:30? Kevin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtran10 View Post
    Oh yea and what was that solo skier doing setting a skinner up the gut of superior as we headed out at like 1:30? Kevin?
    They don't call it suicide chute for nothing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtran10 View Post
    Oh yea and what was that solo skier doing setting a skinner up the gut of superior as we headed out at like 1:30? Kevin?
    Down and clear...

    Yeah, Yellow trail today. Hard to tell if one was hitting ice chunks or rocks, eh?
    At least it looked smooth.
    Pretty good skiing most everywhere else.
    'Bout the snow measuring thing, guess I shouldn't use my dick.
    Wife claims I exaggerate, too.
    Time spent skiing cannot be deducted from one's life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtran10 View Post
    Oh yea and what was that solo skier doing setting a skinner up the gut of superior as we headed out at like 1:30? Kevin?
    Not uncommon to see folks lapping the apron this time of year. could've been checking the coverage etc.

    Id be more concerned about hitting rocks than avalanche danger on south facing aspects.

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