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Thread: WASATCH STOKE, CONDITIONS, OBSERVATIONS and ASSORTED DRIVAL 20-21

  1. #201
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulC08 View Post
    Side note as I’m a newbie here - this thread is awesome. Looking forward to learning from the group and getting after it this season. If anyone sees a brown van in town with CA plates and an ON3P sticker - don’t curse the foreign jong - and instead come grab a (socially distant) beer. I always have a full fridge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boissal View Post
    It's smart of you to adapt the "hey kids come into my brown van I got ice cream and candy" hook line to your target audience of thirsty skiers... I'd fall for it and I imagine my lifeless corpse would be found a week later floating in the Jordan River, sans skis.



    Welcome to the Wasatch and TGR jong, good on you for doing it right and being safe.
    I was thinking Provo River because I’m lazy and it’s closer but glad there are options....

    [I did not fully appreciate the creep factor of the van comment until one micro second after pressing post...so much for a smooth entrance 🤣]


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    more turtles on the jordan
    my bro works for the on3p
    i like turtles
    cali nugs are good too
    cheers jong welcomes to wasangles sheeps pens its been gittin full for a while
    may ullr bless us all with mugs full of cold smokes blower pow pows

    point em down sumthin good and send it
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    "I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno

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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post

    Is there anywhere in Utah that sells Kettle House Cold Smoke? Fantastic brew

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    Jongs an old timers: friendly reminder to buy Tier 3 gas to reduce our shitty air pollution that comes every winter:

    https://www.tier3gas.org/locations/

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    can we accept beer from the brown van while still calling him a jong? I vote yes

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    Of course. In TGR talk, JONG is a term of endearment and a right of passage
    “How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix

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    Someone got first tracks on flag. Bet that was a stressful descent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dfinn View Post
    Someone got first tracks on flag. Bet that was a stressful descent.
    Ooooof. I hate the feeling of floating over sharks waiting for a great white to gnaw off my leg, I don't think I could pull off that descent right now. OTOH it's by far the best chance of ever getting first tracks down the fucker... Worth it? Not sure. Maybe if it was called on the 210 radio chanel.
    "Your wife being mad is temporary, but pow turns do not get unmade" - mallwalker the wise

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtran10 View Post
    can we accept beer from the brown van while still calling him a jong? I vote yes
    Beggars can’t be choosers...I accept.

    Starting to feel like my username needs to change to BrownVanJong.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulC08 View Post
    Beggars can’t be choosers...I accept.

    Starting to feel like my username needs to change to BrownVanJong.


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    It's quite distinguished. Maybe BrownVanJong_C08 if you're attached to your old username...

    From my March shark attack. Probably the only rock left exposed in entire drainage. Snow is nicely hiding the exposed core.

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    "Your wife being mad is temporary, but pow turns do not get unmade" - mallwalker the wise

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    The Alta was open today.
    Wide open.
    Time spent skiing cannot be deducted from one's life.

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    I’ve seen less cars in the lot on days when the lift is actually spinning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by telefreewasatch View Post
    The Alta was open today.
    Wide open.
    How stoked are you to get everything skied up on a deep base in November?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowaddict91 View Post
    How stoked are you to get everything skied up on a deep base in November?!
    I was up there today and somewhat shocked at some of the boldness folks were given on 3 feet of snow... im pretty bold, but only after atleast 3 storm cycles lol...
    You took too much man, too much, too much

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    lol yeah instagram and strava are weird right now. I rode my bike in shorts today and it was great. but I love the stoke!

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Roc View Post
    I was up there today and somewhat shocked at some of the boldness folks were given on 3 feet of snow... im pretty bold, but only after atleast 3 storm cycles lol...
    I'll be in town next week, being bold or stupid, depending how much the next storm produces lol

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    Wondering if there's gonna be much of a season with covid cases exploding

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    Quote Originally Posted by HammySlapwagons View Post
    Wondering if there's gonna be much of a season with covid cases exploding
    Thanks for the thoughtful post JONG. This is the first time anyone has brought this up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowaddict91 View Post
    Thanks for the thoughtful post JONG. This is the first time anyone has brought this up.
    Don't be so sensitive and grow a pair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowaddict91 View Post
    How stoked are you to get everything skied up on a deep base in November?!
    My motto when I was dishing it up was "moguls from the dirt up".
    We ain't making moguls, but folks are having a whole lotta fun.
    Good thing is that when it started snowing its keeping on snowing, so,
    If we open on schedule we'll turn it into moguls afore we grow weak snow...

    New motto: "spin bullwheels all winter long".
    Jimmy
    Time spent skiing cannot be deducted from one's life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HammySlapwagons View Post
    Don't be so sensitive and grow a pair.
    Easy, son.
    Buncha friends here that poke fun at each other...and themselves.
    Time spent skiing cannot be deducted from one's life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HammySlapwagons View Post
    Don't be so sensitive and grow a pair.
    shut the fuck up, nobody cares what you think

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    Quote Originally Posted by mall walker View Post
    shut the fuck up, nobody cares what you think
    Imagine being this mad on TGR forums. Thanks for the laughs. Least you contributed something of use.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HammySlapwagons View Post
    Imagine being this mad on TGR forums. Thanks for the laughs. Least you contributed something of use.
    Easy, son.
    Strike one and a half.
    Time spent skiing cannot be deducted from one's life.

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