WASATCH STOKE, CONDITIONS, OBSERVATIONS and ASSORTED DRIVAL 20-21

[mall walker]

Nice work, mw!! Was wondering when you'd trade out the bike for skis.

I hosed enough mud off my bike yesterday to plant a garden so I figured I’d let the shoreline aka summer porter fork dry out a bit

[mall walker]

Kevin Cares That You Ski At Alta

lol, this has my vote

[snowaddict91]

i have mw to blame for engraining this in me now. every time i see someone round off a kick turn i wanna yell at them. sometimes i do yell at them. then i wonder why i have so few friends.

Pro tip: if you are slow enough he will break trail and be too far ahead to watch you destroy every kickturn.

Glad you got out for some turns MW! I rode my bike today, it was weird.

[brutah]

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Nice humble brag on the time and the swag, looking like a wasatch pro out there pops! Stoked to hear fatherhood hasn't slowed ya down and that you've put the bike away for the year

Glad you snuck some turns in 2020 to kick off yer season and looking forward to sharing some with ya in 2021.

[mall walker]

hahaha. I’ll be the slowest guy in that jacket this year but whatcha gonna do. can’t wait to make some turns with y’all again this year!

[jtran10]

What happened to the storm?

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[telefreewasatch]

What happened to the storm?

6" of 15% wind.
On E facing.
Maybe it'll settle down some and deliver some decent snow?

[jtran10]

6" of 15% wind.
On E facing.
Maybe it'll settle down some and deliver some decent snow?

Doing my snow dance

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[jmills]

You guys are telling me the UDOT-approved stickers on pre-inspected cars or whatever harebrained scheme the kooks who manage the road came up with are NOT WORKING?
Shocking...

Kevin hates tire inspections.
The day I went to the inspection there were 15-20 people checking tires from both UDOT and UPD.
Where has UPD been?

[Kevintheskier]

Wow, so I don't log in for 3 days and I come back and all you guys talked about for 3 days was me? Wow I feel honored. Now I have 3 days worth of posts directed at me I now have to respond to. That is fine by me. I guess you guys were done with this threads usefullness.

[Kevintheskier]

I'm sure they'll love you, and you'll come back with nothing but stellar reviews.

Passive aggressive much? If I'm a asshole for saying one day at Alta wasn't great then what does that make you guys?

[Kevintheskier]

Needs more !!! Kev seems to enjoy attention..god I hope it's a bored alias and not real.

Wow a second one. I guess you just don't like to talk skiing and would prefer to talk about me? That's cool.... Btw, I could smoke you on the mountain.

[Kevintheskier]

LMAO, I've only read a few pages, but it is so clear the dude is a troll.

Not a troll at all. It is amazing how making one post saying "Alta wasn't that great today" triggers everyone around here. God I wish I could have seen you all on election night 2016

[Kevintheskier]

Gotta admit Kevin's got good bait, whatever he, she, it is. Showed true colors with "u must be liberals'' jab, just another bully. Maybe an SSB prank?

So I say "Alta wasn't great today" and the whole site gets triggers and starts with the insults and I'm the "bully". Yeah you must be a liberal too.

[Kevintheskier]

Cute, but I can't be the only one hoping that she made a "Kevin Says Alta Sucks" sticker

Really? Does she also make "Trump says Nazis are good people too" stickers as well? Is that your daughter's thing? Just make up complete bullshit and turn it into a sticker. I ski more vertical at AltaBird a year then probably most anyone here (certainly more than any sticker makers) so it is funny how much I "hate" a place I ski far more than you. You must really hate it then.

[Kevintheskier]

Also do we want:

Kevin sez Alta Sucks
Kevin Says Alta Sucks
Kevin Said Alta Sucks
Kevin Still Thinks Alta Sucks
4 Out of 5 Kevins Think Alta Sucks

And what Kevin said Alta sucks? Is he related to the Trump who said Nazis are good people?.... And chew on this for a moment, without the Senate and with only a 5 seat House majority Biden can't reverse very much of Trump :-)

[Kevintheskier]

sums fuc kevin

How is that gay picture suppose to "fuc" me??? It must suck only being able to afford the gear you are sporting.

holidays of happiness even to the wealthy ones that voted for the loser team

Actually we won twice. (And if you count the Senate and House we won even more).

[Kevintheskier]

kevin says alta sucks!

Again when was this said.......... Then again if we REALLY want to get into it everything is relative and when compared to Verbier, St Anton, Andermatt, Val d Isre, cat skiing, heli skiing, ect. ect. ect. then yeah Alta does suck. But compared to many other places Alta does not suck. So it all depends. Like compared to Park City then Alta is fantastic but compared to Snowbird then Alta is just ok.

[Kevintheskier]

Man, he is the worst!
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And you spent all that time making that picture after all those posts I made about refusing to sit with others on the lift? Try to keep up. You are making yourself look stupid.

[Kevintheskier]

Kevin, what are the odds we have lift lines tomorrow AM like we did last Friday?

Well let's see, you got the thousands of poor dumb souls who get to ski 2 weeks a year standing in line, you got most the losers on this forum who talk the ski bum talk but who are actually just weekend and holiday warriors who will be standing in line, then you got all the real ski bums who will also be standing in line because standing in 2 hour lines during the holidays for a couple weak lines are what they think a ski bum has to do..... so it will be worse. Won't see you there.

[Kevintheskier]

Haven't seen a tire check yet this year. Worst day of the year so far, that hella greasy day a week or so ago? Nothin'. Saw a bunch of FWD cars up there then too.

Had a 2wd massive heavy Chevy Suburban tail gate me the whole way down LCC during the afternoon exodus. He must be a TGR member.

[Kevintheskier]

I’m sure whatever kevin skied today is way radder though

I did laps right under Gad 2 during the storm which was fantastic so yeah what I skied was way radder then that weak flat stuff you skied. By the way, how many times did you ski it? Once? Those once a day runs must really make you a good skier. I must have ran the Gad 2 lift 2 dozen times. By hey, you are the hardcore skier here since you do that backcountry stuff.

[Kevintheskier]

Kevin hates tire inspections.

Actually I drive a recent model Subaru Outback with new snow tires so I really don't care... Let me guess, you are in a late model pickup truck with mudding tires on?

[Tri-Ungulate]

Whooo watch that hamster wheel spinning outta control!!!! 🤪🤣

Meth is a helluva drug, mmmmkay? [emoji23]

[Kevintheskier]

Well I have responded to everyone. I will now go to bed not that I need to get up early since unlike you guys I am not dumb enough to endure tomorrow's shit show.

Feel free to make 2 dozen more posts referring to me that I can respond to since I know that is all you guys want to turn this thread into (I guess anything to keep your mind off an almost Jan 40" base uh? don't blame you)