Drink the Depression Away Cleveland Browns Support Group

[EWG]

Note to self: next time Im in CB I have a house to egg.

[BmillsSkier]

Lol, EWG. Fuck John Elway.

[mcski]

I think you meant to say fuck that horse tooth jackass

[BmillsSkier]

Yep, that’s him. :thefinger:

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Drink up you miserable bastards

[EWG]

Jesus - can we stop the arrests fellas? Maybe be a functioning member of society instead?

Good lord.

[BmillsSkier]

FFS, how hard is it not to assault women?

[EWG]

FFS, how hard is it not to assault women?

Too hard for these assholes, apparently.

https://gridironheroics.com/browns-d...estic-assault/

Maybe we should just fold the team. Assholes.

[BmillsSkier]

Fucking hell, you can’t be serious. Just cut him. This team needs another team of just handlers for their personnel. Apparently free time is just time to fill by abusing women and getting arrested.

[EWG]

The Browns debuted their alternate uniforms yesterday. To do so they had a massive tarped helmet floating on a raft in Lake Erie the last few days. They partnered, for the uniform reveal, with Dude Wipes, which are adult poop wipes for guys apparently.

Can you guess all the things that happened next? Ill bet you can. The alternate helmet was revealed to be brown for the first time in franchise history. So this poop brown helmet (remember the Browns have no logo so its just a big brown blob) is floating out on a raft in Lake Erie with the Dude Wipe mascot and a dog mascot. Which is perfect. And then, just as a topper, the videographer steps backwards and falls off the raft into Lake Erie. The mascot starts running around trying to throw him a life jacket while the Dude Wipe guy is worshiping this huge brown helmet. On a raft. In Lake Erie. Of course.

Some people on the internet are trying to say it was staged. Those people clearly do not understand the Cleveland Browns.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

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