What would you do to this skateboarder if he did this to you?

[tranzformer]

http://features.entensity.net/fmedia/skate.asf


pretty crazy.


Edit: My bad, this link should work.

[edg]

Kick him in the head for giving me a bad link...

edg

[Blurred]

salvaging this thread attempt at being funny.

http://www.entensity.net/cgi-bin/ant...oad.cgi?badcop

[Greydon Clark]

Suck his dick and thank him.

[13]

Holy shit, just watching that pissed me off.

[bigsugar]

That kid would be dead.

[jibij]

I love that the genius has a felony assault videotaped and broadcast on the internet. Hopefully he does a little time in county with "Fudgie the Whale" as his cellmate.

[MOHSHSIHd]

i would fucking fuck that kid up

[ill-advised strategy]

i would fucking fuck that kid up

seconded, but I think I'd be a little more tactical than the "irish fistfight technique vs. a guy with a skate in hand" approach.

[aspenskibum]

Im to lazy to watch that damn video, since it didn't load right the first time, but lets just say this, i'd rape his wife and eat his children

[mrryde]

it would't have gotten that far if it was me, he would be unconcious before he was pulled his dick out.

[bklyn]

his ass would be kicked with a quickness as soon as his dick came out for id.

[Dside11-11]

I think it was fuckin' hilarious. Getting hit with a skateboard truckside-out fuckin' hurts - I've been on the receiving end!

Don't you ever, in yo' muthafuckin' life, knowin' I got a gun, come at me with a knife, aight?!

Here's how it would have gone down if I was him - "OK, skater kid, I'm pissed that you fucked up my rig, but seeing as how you have a skateboard that you are fully ready to hit me in the head with, and all I have to fight back with is my gold chain, we can just call it a truce and my bulky ass can chalk this one up as the night I got totally bitched by a 150 lb skate punk. I'll hit the gym for a serious bench session, juice up, kick the shit out of my teeny girlfriend, and start putting this behind me so that I can one day feel like a macho man again."

YetiMan - seems like you would love this shit, judging from some of the UnaBomber shit you said on the Moseley thread!

Hard to believe that the skater didn't get bum-rushed by 30 meatheads.

[ill-advised strategy]

YetiMan - seems like you would love this shit, judging from some of the UnaBomber shit you said on the Moseley thread!

I was in a shitty mood yesterday but even when I'm super high on life I don't really suffer yuppies too well.
Unabomber...dude...in 1995 I was voted "most likely to be the real unabomber" at Crested Butte Ski Rental's end of year party. I guess once you see the world the way I do it's hard to just decide not to see it that way.
So much other stuff was pissing me off yesterday though, I was really considering breaking some shit, it's a good thing some good friends came over and rescued me.

[crstlextrm]

As soon as that fucker picked up his skateboard i woulda tackled him harder than LT after a coke binge.

[ill-advised strategy]

yeah, he could have just charged at that point and been fine. I don't get the first move....the hat steal? what was that...that didn't accomplish anything.

[Free Range Lobster]

Getting hit with a skateboard truckside-out fuckin' hurts - I've been on the receiving end!

Your posting definitely proves this.

[Lurch]

I'd go looking for the first blunt object I could find that is longer than his skateboard and beat the life out of him. Then I'd call the cops.

I have actually beaten the piss out of a kid who intentionally rammed my car with his SUV at random. The cop showed up when it was about over and the kid started crying to him about wanting to file charges against me for assault the cop responded with "for what it’s not his fault you fell on your face while hand cuffed". It's good to be on the right side of bad cops

[Greydon Clark]

It's good to be on the right side of bad cops

And to know when it is time to STFU. (When dealing with cops.)

[KevinDineen]

I probably would have at least covered up after the first skateboard to the head.

Truth be told too many skateboarders are just big fucking posers trying to pull off the criminal M.O. their sport's been selling. A bunch of fucking punks acting all oppressed--"skateboardings not a crime, bro." It is a crime, it's a mainstream corporate industry stealing money from little kids. Why is it oppressed? because you can't skate at city hall? Take a ball and a bat and start playing baseball in front of city hall and see what happens. Then go out and print up stickers saying "baseball's not a crime," and start selling your sport as an underground sport for rebels. This punk is just a product of that. Fucking coporate swindling posers.

[runethechamp]

If somebody tries to beat you up with a skateboard or some other similar object, you just have to get up close with them and be ready to give it to him. If you keep your distance, he can always reach you with his skateboard.

This video pissed me off.

[Lurch]

If somebody tries to beat you up with a skateboard or some other similar object, you just have to get up close with them and be ready to give it to him. If you keep your distance, he can always reach you with his skateboard.

This video pissed me off.

The real trick is getting close enough that he can't use the board before he uses it. That would require a ninja sneak attack or more than one person running at him at once. I'm sure he eventually got what was coming to him eventually.

[Greydon Clark]

Blah, blah, blah. I was an uncoordinated fat kid who bought Rollerblades instead of a skateboard cause I couldn't ollie and then I was ridiculed by all the cool kids. I’m still bitter.

Skateboarding booms and busts and currently its’ mainstream popularity is high (but waning). However, most kids who have been into skateboarding for while will have some intense stories. For instance, a very good friend of mine was stabbed by a security guard for skating in front of a bus station. Another acquaintance had a rent-a-pig put a gun to his head and gave him the choice of jumping from the third story of a parking garage or taking a bullet. He jumped and has the scars from multiple back surgeries to prove it. Me, luckily I’ve only had the standard conflicts with overly aggressive suburban cops, meat-head jocks, and crackhead lurkers during late night sessions. While you can’t play baseball in front of city hall, the parks and rec department will always build baseball fields, but until recently municipalities were not building skate parks. And in many places skateboarding is a crime. Many towns have passed ordinances making it illegal to ride a skateboard in the street or on the sidewalk—often, even using a skateboard for transportation is prohibited. Then again, who doesn’t enjoy paying a $125 “recreation fee”?

[Baconzoo]

I just failed at getting our skate park the money to resurface it with skatelite. $7000 was all for 4 ramps. The Mayor said that all the cops ever see is out of county plates on the troubled kids who hang there. So the money isn't going to be wasted on something for kids from other counties. They closed it and we all lose.

[KevinDineen]

Blah, blah, blah, I'm a middle class, wannabe badass who used to get my ass kicked by football players and doesn't know the difference in meaning between "trespassing" and "sport" and because of this tries to cop minority status.

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