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    The new nickel

    Holy hung low!

    Check out the defining characteristic of the anatomically accurate bison on the back of the new five-cent coin.

    Change for a nickel, indeed. And THEN some.

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    How much time do you think it took the federally employed artist to carve the buffalo dong into the die?

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    I'd like to see a video montage of him making it, too.

    "We're gonna have a montage....."
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    I've heard of wooden nickels.
    Now we have a nickel sportin' wood.

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    I heard John Ashcroft has them filed off before handling the nickel.
    You look like I need a drink.

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    Can you still get change for the new nickel?

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    um...my penis doesn't come out of my stomach. I think that's just a bizarre reflection or that bison has some extra umbilical chord or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meatdrink9
    um...my penis doesn't come out of my stomach.
    You're a Buffalo?

    This explains a whole lot.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    It's his prepuce tassel, not a penis.

    And no, the coin is not being recalled.
    http://www.snopes.com/business/money/buffalo.asp
    Good runs when you get them.

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    Look closely at the Buff's face...



    He kinda looks like........
























    this guy:


    OR......



    kinda like......


















    this guy:
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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