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  1. #1
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    Flat.

    It's flat. It has been flat. It will be flat. It's so flat, it makes my 13 hour work days better knowing there won't be any waves when I get home.

    I think I'm going to remove my fins for the weekend so I can catch a wave and not snap it off in the 3" of water I'll be riding
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    They're calling for "growing SW wind chop" here tonight, "Knee to thigh SW wind waves/SE swell possible through the day" tomorrow, and "Thigh to waist SE swell with bigger sets is possible in the morning. NE winds turning ESE" Friday...

    Taking one of my fins off tonight.

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    got some knee high waves last friday, haven't been to the beach since besides getting some coffee.

    you can't even body surf in this stuff.
    fine

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    The surf sucks AND the surf fishing sucks.

    Water is too warm up here.
    Although the bones are in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuffy109
    you can't even body surf in this stuff.
    Oddly, there are just as many people on longboards "surfing" up 101 on weekends
    Elvis has left the building

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    Thumbs down

    I've seen bigga waves in a toilet

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    I was getting some decent 4-5 foot faces in my neck of the woods over the past three days.
    Putting the "core" in corporate, one turn at a time.

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    The Bonin Petrels

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    fuck you hop
    fine

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    mrs. slim drove to the ocean today from Oakland to surf. i told her everybody here said it was flat. she said whatever and went anyway. it was flat and cold. she turned around and drove home. i told her "i told you so."

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    "you could have been vacuuming this whole time"
    fine

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    "i told you so, now bake me a pie"

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    Flat up here on the CDN coast as well. Cancelled my trip this weekend. Damn...
    Martha's just polishing the brass on the Titanic....

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    IT'S FLAT, WITH ALOT OF JELLIES IN THE WATER, NOT TO MENTION THE FACKED UP RED TIDE
    Whoa, what you gotta say?? Whoa, girls turn 18 every day!!!
    --Vandals

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    the venice guy's now just taking pictures of dogs and fishermen.

    i'm trying to figure out if a trip down south on sunday's worth it.
    fine

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    T minus 84 days




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    Quote Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
    GI Joe stand up tube..........
    I got my Vans on but they look like sneakers.....

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    Finally!

    holy shit, i thought i was gonna kill someone if i didn't get out soon.
    fine

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    Finally what?....blown-out shin-scrapers?...nothing in elp.
    I have mastered all major sporting activities to a high degree of mediocrity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barnballs
    Finally what?....blown-out shin-scrapers?...nothing in elp.
    just b/c you live at the beach, it doesn't mean that's the ONLY beach you can surf at. Topanga was chest/head high and offshore, with only, oh, 30 guys out.
    fine

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    oh.

    I haven't been north of LAX in quite some time....not really sure what's up there these days.
    I have mastered all major sporting activities to a high degree of mediocrity.

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    i can't even begin to think of a life south of lax.

    i might head up to leo carillo tonight and do some moon surfing.
    fine

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    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by tuffy109
    i can't even begin to think of a life south of lax.

    i might head up to leo carillo tonight and do some moon surfing.
    AWW, YOU LIKE BEEF? BETTAH YOU GO HOME, 'FO I BROK YO FACE.


    90275 goin off.

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    too bad your photo doesn't have the admission ticket booth.
    fine

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    Looks like a good morning for Hollywood by the sea.............
    I got my Vans on but they look like sneakers.....

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