Fucking Shlong Island Guidos!!!

**MOHSHSIHd** · 08-03-2005, 11:38 PM

my apologies to anyone from LI with a brain in their head...

anyway, i got the worst road rage ever tonight....

on the fucking turnpike coming back to my moms from the city tonight and some fuck in a tahoe on monster rims is in the left lane going 50....so im ripping at like 85 and pass him on the right...he suddenly speeds up and turns on some crazy flashing lights and sirens like 1 inch from my rear...i was like what the fuck! is that a cop? so i start to pull over and this guy edges me over all 4 lanes and nearly smashes me agains the far right guardrail...literally was trying to crash me off the road...i look over and he is frantically screaming and waving his cellphone at me! so i slow down and he keeps slowing down like 1 inch from my car...we slow do so we are going like 30 and he is trying to pin me against the rail...

fucking scketchy....i dont know it just really pissed me off...then he cut me off to make the exit so bad that i had to slam the brakes on and skid to a halt....

if i my mom wasnt in the passenger seat i would have fucking followed that fucking cock...

FUCK I HATE FUCKFACES LIKE THAT!

why the fuck is having your own cop lights and sirens legal?

**KillingCokes** · 08-03-2005, 11:56 PM

It's not in a lot of states. You should have gotten his liscence and call the cops on his ass. Impersonation of a police officer is a felony. Not mention reckless endangerment and whatever else the cops can think up. NJ troopers are a pretty mean bunch when it comes to people breaking the law. So if you got the liscence you can have the last laugh. Might not want to mention the 85mph thing tho

You up for RMNP on the 13th

**MOHSHSIHd** · 08-04-2005, 12:03 AM

Originally Posted by KillingCokes

You up for RMNP on the 13th

hmmm....how long is the slog?

i have a few friends staying for a couple days...they wont come, but i may be down for it......but i am supposed to be at a show that afternoon though too...

SHIT....choices choices

**KillingCokes** · 08-04-2005, 12:15 AM

9 miles round trip. We wanna get an early start and be thru the gate before 6am

**MOHSHSIHd** · 08-04-2005, 12:19 AM

ahh, shit man...i probably cant make it...I have to go to this show and meet my friends GF who just moved to the state since I am probably gonna be his best man once he pops the question....

**acostiga** · 08-04-2005, 12:21 AM

Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd

....so im ripping at like 85 and pass him on the right...

what did your mom think of this part of the story?

**freshie247** · 08-04-2005, 12:25 AM

His mom was probably saying "Pass this A-hole lane blocker!"

**MOHSHSIHd** · 08-04-2005, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by acostiga

what did your mom think of this part of the story?

thats like normal speed on he NJTP...

plus i was driving my sisters pimped beamer....its hard to drive it below 80

**acostiga** · 08-04-2005, 12:34 AM

yeah, those people are farking crazy out there- unreal highway tactics and such, particularly on the l.i.e. sometimes i wish my car had a front-mounted paintball gun. nothing that would permanently damage another auto... just something that'd let me paint-up somebody.

**MOHSHSIHd** · 08-04-2005, 12:37 AM

l.i.e = paved version of hell

**snowsprite** · 08-04-2005, 07:29 AM

Those darned guidos!

Sprite

**Free Range Lobster** · 08-04-2005, 07:31 AM

and you didn't call the cops why?

**cmsummit** · 08-04-2005, 07:39 AM

Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd

i have a few friends staying for a couple days...they wont come, but i may be down for it......but i am supposed to be at a show that afternoon though too...

phishshow, you going to see Trey I'm assuming? I'll see you there.

**Tippster** · 08-04-2005, 07:43 AM

NJTP or LIE? Make up your fucking mind, you fucking fuck!

Now you know why people carry guns.

**Pinner** · 08-04-2005, 07:44 AM

So you're on the Jersey Turnpike and got hassled by a driver who you automatically assume was from Long Island?

Honestly I'm not sure which is worse, pimped Bimmers streaking the right lane or blinged Tahoes hoggin the left.

**Blurred** · 08-04-2005, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by Pinner

So you're on the Jersey Turnpike and got hassled by a driver who you automatically assume was from Long Island?

Honestly I'm not sure which is worse, pimped Bimmers streaking the right lane or blinged Tahoes hoggin the left.

Hey moderator. Were you there?

**MOHSHSIHd** · 08-04-2005, 07:58 AM

NY plates, popped collar, creasy pencil thin goatee(sp?) = guido from LI

**Steven S. Dallas** · 08-04-2005, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

Hey moderator. Were you there?

Answering the question "who moderates the moderator?"

**Blurred** · 08-04-2005, 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas

Answering the question "who moderates the moderator?"

Glad you're paying attention.

**Pinner** · 08-04-2005, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd

NY plates, popped collar, creasy pencil thin goatee(sp?) = guido from LI

Coulda been a crack dealer from Queens. Or a Staten Island pimp.

I agree about Tri-State road rage though-- it's maddening.

**Dexter Rutecki** · 08-04-2005, 08:17 AM

My guess is the guy was a volunteer firefighter, or something like that. Could also have been an off-duty cop on roids or something. Seems like half the guys driving pick-up trucks upstate have lights on the dash for their firefighter duties, sorta a big deal for them I guess.

**elevens** · 08-04-2005, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by cmsummit

phishshow, you going to see Trey I'm assuming? I'll see you there.

I'm playing golf at Bethpage on Sat. afternoon and will then will be attending the show. PM me if anyone would like meet up. Should be a good time w/ Warren opening up for Trey's cover band

elevens

**Pinner** · 08-04-2005, 09:36 AM

There's a Trey cover band???

Dude, SIIICK!!!

**cmsummit** · 08-04-2005, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by elevens

I'm playing golf at Bethpage on Sat. afternoon and will then will be attending the show. PM me if anyone would like meet up. Should be a good time w/ Warren opening up for Trey's cover band

elevens

the 13th is the Red Rocks show. sounds like you're going to Jones Beach.