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08-03-2005, 10:13 PM #1
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"Just hit it phUnk. Absolutely nothing can go wrong." -bagtagley
Last edited by phUnk; 08-03-2005 at 10:15 PM.
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08-03-2005, 10:20 PM #2
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Yikes!
Although I dont know whats more scary, The bruise or the pasty white legs.
Did it give ya a dead leg?
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08-03-2005, 10:31 PM #3
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It would've hurt less if they were shaved.
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08-03-2005, 10:35 PM #4
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I've been waiting for this thread. It's actually lookin' better!
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08-03-2005, 10:42 PM #5
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I concur.
Originally Posted by Telephil
It would've hurt less if they were shaved.
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08-03-2005, 10:44 PM #6
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You know he meant to hit the jump not your leg, right?
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08-03-2005, 10:46 PM #7
snacking while boozing
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Cool stencil!
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08-03-2005, 10:46 PM #8
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I see an alligator wearing lipstick.
OOOOOOOHHHH, I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
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08-03-2005, 10:55 PM #9
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Very impressive bruise. I'll give it an 8.25. I tend to get some doozies myself, so that's high praise coming from the bruise queen.
and for godsake - get a tan!
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08-03-2005, 11:14 PM #10
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oh my....
we need to have a "find-the-animal-in-the-hematoma" contest between your pic and that pic of the bruise on my thigh from a few years back (I can't find that one though).Waste your time, read my crap, at:
One Gear, Two Planks
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08-04-2005, 12:19 AM #11
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I see an alligator.
Elvis has left the building
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08-04-2005, 12:20 AM #12
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Last I saw WSD's legs look she got beat down with a rubber hose by Ike Turner. But she didn't have such concentrated, vibrant coloring.
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08-04-2005, 12:45 AM #13
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I see an afroed brother with bloody gums.
Heel up brotha!
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08-04-2005, 01:40 AM #14
click click boom
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Gimp Central bitch!
It's a smiling happy bruise
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08-04-2005, 05:38 AM #15
<-watching you masturbate
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what. the. fuck.
you hucking dogs again phunk?
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08-04-2005, 08:42 AM #16
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What I said was "nothing can go wrong". Then I said "just don't touch the front brake". A week later, you still remember the first part, but somehow the second part escaped you immediately. Think of it as a life lesson. Moral: anything can go wrong...you're welcome.
8.5 wsd? That's a 4.5 max. It doesn't even wrap around.Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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08-04-2005, 09:03 AM #17
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But does it follow those pasty legs all the way to the north pole? Originally Posted by bagtagley
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08-04-2005, 09:21 AM #18
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ouch... way to get after whatever it was you were trying. any action photos of this carnage?
Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller
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08-04-2005, 09:25 AM #19
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It sorta looks like one of those art projects you did in kindergarten where you painted a dead fish with ink and made prints by pressing it on a peice of paper. Anybody else do those or was my teacher just a freak for using a dead fish in an art project?
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08-04-2005, 09:30 AM #20
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That's an average bruise if you are stepping it up and going for something new. I have done those a million times. Earlier this spring, I took a handle bar to the chest as I crumpled into a ball on a jump. Left similar marks all the way across my chest, even a real dark yellow looking bruise. Painful at the time, but leaves you with pride at the end. Just makes you stronger in the long run. Makes you realize you can really beat the shit out of yourself and still walk away.
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08-04-2005, 10:09 AM #21
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Apparently he forgot to add the disclaimer of "if you stay on your bike".
More importantly, the bike is ok right?
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08-04-2005, 10:09 AM #22
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I agree. I think you need a head injury to score more than a 5, personally. Cuts and scraps to the head/neck/ears will work... Originally Posted by bagtagley
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08-04-2005, 10:10 AM #23
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The 3 foot tall rollover/drop was deemed too gay to photograph, even for us. Originally Posted by powder11
I rule.vapor lock - bitch.
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08-04-2005, 10:16 AM #24
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can't wait to see what it looks like tomorrow
More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
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08-04-2005, 11:19 AM #25
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I got'cher 8+, but I cheated and used a school bus. Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
"if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
-- Melvin G. Marcus 1979
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