Wow.

[vinzclortho]

I found this in "my documents" on a computer at school. I love that a) this person is in college, b) this is "revise #2" suggesting that there was a first draft that just didn't make the cut and c) her boyfriends' name appears to be "Alpha Personality"....

“My Boyfriend Alpha Personality”


My boyfriend Alpha is very jealous; he is the jealousness person I ever know. First of all he is always complaining that I don’t spend a lot of time with him. For example, when I am with my boyfriend Nick, he always tries to give him attitude. He wants me to be with him 24/7, and every time I am trying to explain to him why I can not be with him all the time, he always gets mad at me. Another example, if I am going out with my cousin Angel he always said that it’s because I don’t like him that’s why I don’t him to go out with. I remembered one Saturday I went clubbing with my friends when I came back he did not want to talk to me in addition to that he passed one month without say a word to me. Alpha can’t controls her self when she sees me with my friend Ali, because I always sees him crying after I gave Ali a hug; there is a lot of reason why I can not go out anymore, but the specific it’s because my boyfriend Alpha is too jealous and I don’t want him to die I rather spent most of my time with him instead of going out with friends on Saturday night.

I personally would like to know the other reasons she can't go out anymore, and how did cousin Angel get caught up in this mayhem??

[basom]

i'm giving you this oportunity to tell angel about the robot in my brain.

[vinzclortho]

Listen, Alpha, buddy, if word gets back to Nick that Angel knows about the robots in your brain not to mention the weekend vampire hunts, we all know that Rachelle won't be able to go clubbing with her friends...do we really want to ad to the list of reasons why Rachelle can't go out anymore? have a friggin heart dude. you know this situation is complex...lotta in's...lotta out's...lotta what-have-yous'.

[truth]

i'm giving you this oportunity to tell angel about the robot in my brain.

You're stoked, if it's in your brain then it can't eat your face. Don't tell Alpha.

[snow_slider]

You need to drop out of Fred's Basement College and Barber Shop.

[The AD]

Alpha can’t controls her self when she sees me with my friend Ali, because I always sees him crying after I gave Ali a hug

Bill Shakespeare couldn't have said it better himself.

[lemon boy]

you need to save different drugged monkeys on every computer you use at school just like this.

[vinzclortho]

found another gem on another computer at school:

In a recent article by the Boston Globe. “Highway Dudgeon”, also known as road rage, describes how the Massachusetts police are up grading there polices and tactics to diminish the growing problem that has caused many people to be injured and even lose their lives. These new methods to combat aggressive drivers are police vehicles that are unmarked and equipped with cameras that can be used to prosecute the driver. These drivers who are apprehended will be punished with a large fine and their insurance will be increased. In my view, being from southern California, I would count to ten and be the better person and let the road rage driver go without any repercussions to him or myself, because one of us might get a bullet in their ass. This view comes from experience in which an incident made me realize how an angry person driving could cause the life of another person.

As for my self; I follow the rules after an incident with Highway Dudgeon. My friend and I were in traffic trying to catch glass off. It is a term that means good waves at dusk. We were in heavy traffic and when a man would not let me merge into the lane that I would miss my exit. The man who was driving was from another country because of the language used. The time came when we looked at each other and one of us had to give in. Then he gave me a jesture with his middle finger that sparked something in both me and my boy, Davey Dobins. Davey was known for his temper and pulled out a gun and pointed it at the other
Driver, who we nicknamed him, dirty turbin. Dirty Turbin freaked out. He grew wings and literally flew out of his truck. Davey capped some holes in his truck and then started to laugh as I did. We laughed at his reaction when he looked down at the barrel of a nine millimeter Berreta in his face. The boy new that we were young and stupid and his life was in jeopardy for Highway Dudgeon.

I look back in shame that an incident like that could have escalated into a person losing their life. Now as I said before, I count to ten and hope that the other driver understands that if count to ten and they still f~*k with me, its time to unleash hell. But myy wife is the only one who unleashes me thank God!.

[gonzo]

holy christ. this is a college where you are getting this stuff?

[PacRimRider1]

First of all, Alpha Personality is a good friend of mine and that bitch needs to stop spreading rumors about him. I know for a fact she cheated on him with Nick, cause I saw that whore and him together when Alpha asked me to follow her to Nick's frat house a couple weeks ago. Don't even get me started on Angel.

[vinzclortho]

holy christ. this is a college where you are getting this stuff?

yah dude, BHCC until I can get into UMass Boston. sketchy huh?

[gonzo]

fack yeah bunkah hill! after reading that stuff, i feel like the board is making me smarter, in comparison...good excuse for you to read the board!

when did you move back from CA?

[laseranimal]

Aahh the fetid stench of ghastly writing

[belgian]

The wonders of a Community College... what a place eh?

[PaSucks]

found another gem on another computer at school:

This view comes from experience in which an incident made me realize how an angry person driving could cause the life of another person.

Man, people in Cali have wierd reproductive habits.

[vinzclortho]

There's nothing like submitting a story for your writing class about the time you tried to pop a cap in someone's ass. I personally would have brought up a more relevant topic like scientists trying to blow Nessie out of the water and the local mages in Scotland casting a spell to protect her.

I'm at school 4 nights a week, so every day I'll try and find more interesting stories on the 'puters and add them in.

Yah dude, moved back beginning of April. Finding a job without a bachelors degree is hard. Especially when you don't know anybody to network with as far as job finding.

[Tippster]

Sell yer sperm, but be sure to wear those sunglasses when you go to the fertility clinic.

[mildbill.]

every day I'll try and find more interesting stories on the 'puters and add them in.

if you don't i'ma send Davey Dobins to go all Highway Dudgeon up on yo ass. he's not'sta be fucked with.

[crashnburn'd]

Shut up Dirty Turbin...

[Dirt Turbin]

Man, fuck you.

[vinzclortho]

if you don't i'ma send Davey Dobins to go all Highway Dudgeon up on yo ass. he's not'sta be fucked with.

The LAST thing I want is to shot at by Davey Dobins.

FUNNY AND SCARE SOUND


‘’The Little Green Monster ‘’by Harukl Murakaml is a story about a woman

trying not be scared by a little green monster. The woman’s husband is at work. He usually comes home late night. So the woman is setting in the chair by the window. Moreover, she hears some funny sound she though that sound came from her but the sound Comes closer and she notify that sound come from little green monster. She sees the little green monster try to open the door. She is scared to death by the little green monster that is trying to get in her house. The little green monster continue making that funny and scary sound by his nose to get in the house. Finally the door open and the little green monster get inside the house. The woman is scared and stands up looking the ugly little green monster. However, she notifies how little it is even though it is scary and ugly. She Starts taking to the little green Monster, he doesn’t know what kind of a woman she is and she will handle any thing that cams after her. So if he came to hurt her she will
be hurt the little green monster before he hurt her. And then the little green monster looks down and goes were he came from. She is scaring in her dream and she was thinking many things she will do if when that ugly monster comes after her. She is strong and she will do anything that came to harm her. However the monster tell her he is not came to hurt her but hr tall
her he love her and go where he belong.



TV PEOPLE EVERYWHERER

“TV people” is a story written by Haruki Murakami. The story is husbands
staying home Sunday evening while his wife out with her friends. Suddenly three TV people show up with a TV with out any permission or any asking him to open the door. They do not care about him, acting as if he is not there.
However, TV people start misplacing his wife’s staff to find a place for the TV. So they place the TV, plug it in, check if it is working. One of the TV people asks if he can see the TV from where he is sitting and picks up the remote to check the TV. The TV is on but no picture and they tern the switch off on by the remote control, then exit without saying anything.
The husband waits until his wife gets home and explained what TV people just did. She seems not to believe him and asks him if he wants to eat. Even though he does not feel hungry, he takes the offer.
The next day he goes to work and see one of the TV people on the stairs, then sees two of them in the conference room. When the husband comes home from work, the wife has not retuned from her work. He sits on the sofa, takes the remote control, and switches the TV on but the TV does not work. Therefore, he puts the remote down takes a beer from the fridge. Still no sign of his wife. However, the TV people are now working in the screen to make an airplane. Suddenly the TV people say “shame about your wife”. She is gone for away. He thinks about his wife and says he is gone for away. The TV people say after five minutes the phone will ring. He thinks about his wife say she is for away from him.

[crashnburn'd]

Is there a "Learning to Write Like a 5 Year Old Foreign Person" class offered at that school?

[vinzclortho]

I'm......not sure. maybe? I've only taken 3 summer classes here so far this summer and I'm only staying in this school until I am accepted to UMass Boston. There are definitely multiple foreigners here though....but think about it this way, at least the last story is obviously someone who didn't grow up in an English-speaking country and is doing their best. Which isn't to say it's not friggin comical...but imagine if you went to Japan and had to write a paper for a class there, they'd prolly laugh at your writing. I know I would!

[mildbill.]

We were in heavy traffic and when a man would not let me merge into the lane that I would miss my exit. The man who was driving was from another country because of the language used

sadly, the cali surf gangsta is not japanese.

[irul&ublo]

I found this in "my documents" on a computer at school. I love that a) this person is in college, b) this is "revise #2" suggesting that there was a first draft that just didn't make the cut and c) her boyfriends' name appears to be "Alpha Personality"....

“My Boyfriend Alpha Personality”


My boyfriend Alpha is very jealous; he is the jealousness person I ever know. First of all he is always complaining that I don’t spend a lot of time with him. For example, when I am with my boyfriend Nick, he always tries to give him attitude. He wants me to be with him 24/7, and every time I am trying to explain to him why I can not be with him all the time, he always gets mad at me. Another example, if I am going out with my cousin Angel he always said that it’s because I don’t like him that’s why I don’t him to go out with. I remembered one Saturday I went clubbing with my friends when I came back he did not want to talk to me in addition to that he passed one month without say a word to me. Alpha can’t controls her self when she sees me with my friend Ali, because I always sees him crying after I gave Ali a hug; there is a lot of reason why I can not go out anymore, but the specific it’s because my boyfriend Alpha is too jealous and I don’t want him to die I rather spent most of my time with him instead of going out with friends on Saturday night.

I personally would like to know the other reasons she can't go out anymore, and how did cousin Angel get caught up in this mayhem??

English major.