I’m not saying Christianity correlates with stupidity, but...

[Bunion 2020]

https://wapo.st/4bJNwVv

Catholic Church cracking down on that sort of shit.

ROME — When is a weeping statue of the Virgin Mary truly a weeping statue of the Virgin Mary?

From now on for the Roman Catholic Church, only the Vatican decides — and such events will very rarely, if ever, be declared “supernatural.”

With the backing of Pope Francis, the Vatican on Friday issued sweeping new guidelines on unexplained religious phenomena. The guidelines, the first since 1978, reflect a desire to root out fraudsters and flights of fancy and to address how 1.4 billion Catholics should view the mystical side of their faith in a digital age supercharged by artificial intelligence.

“The church rejects false mysticism,” Cardinal Victor Manuel Fernández, head of the Vatican’s powerful Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith, which issued the new guidelines, told reporters Friday.

[bennymac]

47th in education, 50th in crime, 49th in infrastructure, and 46th in healthcare - but this should help fix all that:

[up an down]

47th in education, 50th in crime, 49th in infrastructure, and 46th in healthcare - but this should help fix all that:

. Yep.. The state population can die quickly and get on the fast track to heaven or hell.. While keeping taxes low... Winning!

[heckacali]

Amen

[old goat]

Laissez les bon temps rouler

[old goat]

And BTW, how many of the commandments has the presumptive Republican nominee for President broken? I count six. YMMV.

[subtle plague]

https://youtu.be/DTgv7wH7Gps?si=VRlge0Xb_OjJV2zD

[k2skier112]

And BTW, how many of the commandments has the presumptive Republican nominee for President broken? I count six. YMMV.

Seems low. I assumed all of them
Project and deflect

[skaredshtles]

47th in education, 50th in crime, 49th in infrastructure, and 46th in healthcare - but this should help fix all that:

The Church of Satan should have a fuckin' heyday with this.

[AK47bp]

47th in education, 50th in crime, 49th in infrastructure, and 46th in healthcare - but this should help fix all that:

Nice Hail Mary Louisiana!!

Hey, give’em credit for owning their suck. When you double down on the pipe dream that nobody has free will and we’re all products of Gepetto in the sky you dodge accountability for being one of worst states in the nation.

Opium of the masses and all.


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[nickwm21]

The Southern Baptist IVF resolution from last week belongs in this thread. For a community so baby obsessed to step on their dick like that…

I guess it’s a good thing there will be fewer Ashleigh’s and Rebekiah’s in world…


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[PB]

https://youtu.be/DTgv7wH7Gps?si=VRlge0Xb_OjJV2zD

Lacks the proper ending.

[old goat]

I'd be fine with it if they would post the commandments in the original Hebrew.

[Cisco Kid]

Are they going to explain that the guy who got the instructions from the Big Guy wasn't a Christian?

In other news, Alito just took on a Jesuit priest as a Law Clerk

[Dantheman]

There's nothing in the 10 Commandments prohibiting rape, incest, beastiality, pedophilia, domestic violence, torture, or slavery, so I guess it makes sense that Louisiana is leading the charge on this important issue.

[XXX-er]

Some real Canadiana here kinda like a CBC vignette only different, so Gooder it up eh

[TBS]

Wonder how the state’s gonna feel when SCOTUS tells them they also have to post the Seven Tenets of The Satanic Temple, the Five Pillars of Islam, the Eightfold Path of Buddhism, and the Eight I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

[Dantheman]

Wonder how the state’s gonna feel when SCOTUS tells them they also have to post the Seven Tenets of The Satanic Temple, the Five Pillars of Islam, the Eightfold Path of Buddhism, and the Eight I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/monty...SPYBjh1Ggm.gif

[Harry]

There's nothing in the 10 Commandments prohibiting rape, incest, beastiality, pedophilia, domestic violence, torture, or slavery, so I guess it makes sense that Louisiana is leading the charge on this important issue.

This.


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[skaredshtles]

Wonder how the state’s gonna feel when SCOTUS tells them they also have to post the Seven Tenets of The Satanic Temple, the Five Pillars of Islam, the Eightfold Path of Buddhism, and the Eight I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

They're going to feel really fucking dumb... which will be spot on.

[old goat]

Are they going to explain that the guy who got the instructions from the Big Guy wasn't a Christian?

In other news, Alito just took on a Jesuit priest as a Law Clerk

Jesuit brothers sent some Sacramento Jesuit HS students to picket the School of the Americas, where the DOD trained Latin American soldiers in, among other things, coutnerinsurgency and torture. Some of the students were arrested. Maybe Alito screwed up and hired that kind of Jesuit. One can hope.

[subtle plague]

Lacks the proper ending.

[emoji6]
Just one more rehearsal......

[halliday]

47th in education, 50th in crime, 49th in infrastructure, and 46th in healthcare - but this should help fix all that:

If this is the best that the governor and other elected officials can do for the people of Louisiana then they are all pretty much fucked. But we knew that.

[fastfred]

Just finished reading the kingdom, the power, and the glory

It's like wtf?

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Jesus asks us to look inward and to see what we can change about ourselves and show compassion to those around us

These grade a fuck ups spew hatred and point the finger at others never picking every one apart

The preachers all admit that fear sells and is profitable spreading the good word will get you no where financially

The worst was the section where they salute service members in the church the crowd goes wild cheering and clapping madly when they are introduced then they introduce Tom and patty who are traveling the world spreading gods word and helping the poor these people are lucky to get a small golf clap

[heckacali]

Yeah