I’m not saying Christianity correlates with stupidity, but...

[stuckathuntermtn]

And you will know my name is the lord when I lay my Virus upon thee

bwahaha

[bennymac]

[jackstraw]

I f you look at a Canadian 100$ bill there is a picture of a women looking thru a microscope

if you look at US 100$ bill it sez " in god we trust "

That is gold!

https://www.bankofcanada.ca/banknote...-polymer-note/

[TAHOEDOWN]

http://kcra.com/article/lodi-church-...042520?src=app

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

The earth killing asteroid is the only thing that will save us at this point.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1246658639785492480

[bennymac]

Why the hell do these religious grifters all look like aliens ?

[jackattack]

Why the hell do these religious grifters all look like aliens ?

Botox

[PB]

Imaginary con person in the sky approved Botox

FIFY

[TBS]

Apologies if posted already

COVID-19 infiltrated Mt. Vernon choir, killing 2 members and infecting others
https://komonews.com/news/coronaviru...fecting-others

Sixty members of a church choir showed up to practice on March 10. Now two are dead and 45 are symptomatic.

Who knew that singing would transmit the virus?

[evdog]

I say let them go to church....

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/polit...cid=spartandhp

[m2711c]

Apologies if posted already

COVID-19 infiltrated Mt. Vernon choir, killing 2 members and infecting others
https://komonews.com/news/coronaviru...fecting-others

Sixty members of a church choir showed up to practice on March 10. Now two are dead and 45 are symptomatic.

Who knew that singing would transmit the virus?

spent too much time singin' and not enough time prayin'..... the lort will provide.

[Flounder]

https://nypost.com/2020/04/13/virgin...f-coronavirus/

[m2711c]

[bobz]

Seriously? 28 pages about Christianity and Stupid, and still (until now) no Negativland?!?


Or, if you prefer the gospel cover version,

[bennymac]

[stealurface831]

This is my favorite thing ever. But god forbid you hold fucking hands on campus! fuck liberty and fuck them.

[Mazderati]

[XXX-er]

Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius

[irul&ublo]

The Sacred Squirtgun! Almost as important as The Holy Handgrenade of Antioch

[MakersTeleMark]

I can't wait to see what the confirmation looks like.

[Lvovsky]

Baby seems the smartest of the four.

Holly squirtus.


Off topic: will she be squirter when she grows up?

[old goat]

I'd to see a mohel do a circumcision with a pole ax. Or maybe not.

[MakersTeleMark]

I'd to see a mohel do a circumcision with a pole ax. Or maybe not.

Yes, you did go there. I have one outside for your use surgeon.

[riser4]

Did you hear about the budget circumcision?

It was a rip off.

[garyfromterrace]

Did you hear about the mohel who saved years of foreskins from all the bris he performed? He made a wallet. When rubbing it rapidly it turned into a suitcase.