Screen names that haunt me.

[Kellie]

Am I the only one who signs credit card recipts and orders pizza's using my screen name?

No, I also do this frequently . . .

[snowsprite]

Once he's married it will be 'home-depot-boy.'

Hahahahahah!!!! I love it!

My screen name is really gay. But it grows on you for some strange reason. And it fits. All my non cyberspace friends know about it and they're like "Geez! What a stupid name! Have you been smoking crack?" But then they call me Sprite too.

[tonghands]

My tongs are made from a from a rare and expensive titanium-cobalt alloy, so the proper sound effect you are looking for gay-named one is a thunderous ker-thunk. A ker-thunk cavernous enough to inspire fear in the hearts of my enemies and make women swoon with desire. So really more creepy than interesting.

And Dingo, you shall be given a position of honor after the cleansing.

[Spats]

slatternly

Now that's a word we haven't seen enough of around here -- either in noun or adverb form.

[The AD]

It was at a concession-stand where my eyes first gazed upon the beautiful glass of wholesome meat. I stepped forward with my dollar clinched in my hands. I could barely speak, but motioned to the strange man behind the counter the object of desire. He reached up, grabbed the meaty beverage, and carefully placed it into my loving hands. This was no sissy drink.

That guy makes the best meat in a cup. He's unbelievable. He ran the other meat in a cup guy out of business.

[DINMS]

How the hell do we pronounce DINMS?

I always thought that was fairly obvious...

[snowsprite]

This might just be the oddest thing you'll see on my cubicle wall!

Sprite

My tongs are made from a from a rare and expensive titanium-cobalt alloy, so the proper sound effect you are looking for gay-named one is a thunderous ker-thunk. A ker-thunk cavernous enough to inspire fear in the hearts of my enemies and make women swoon with desire.