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  1. 07-21-2005, 06:04 AM #1
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    One Determined Bear

    Sorry, no payoff at the end, but I just got an e-mail with these pictures of a Black Bear not taking "Nyet" for an answer....









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  2. 07-21-2005, 06:35 AM #2
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    wow, those are some stellar pics. Little too close for my taste. If that bear doesn't get into that stash, he might go for a human snack
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
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  3. 07-21-2005, 06:47 AM #3
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    WOW!!

    Sign that bear up for the circus.
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    We have the same pics up at work. Caption Why Parks doesn't allow bird feeders.
    Move along nothing to see here.
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  5. 07-21-2005, 07:14 AM #5
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    That last picture is my new desktop, great shot, he/she's got some great paw-eye coordination!

    Where were those pics taken? And when?
    This touchy-feely Kumbaya shit has got to go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yentna
    Where were those pics taken? And when?
    No idea. Long Lake, wherever that may be, according to the pics' filename. It (the original e-mail) was forwarded to me by a coworker who got it from someone else.

    Crinkle: C'mon, mang. Black Bears are the Epicskiers of the Ursine world! Just ragecall them and they get off the HighT pronto!
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  7. 07-21-2005, 07:54 AM #7
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    What I want to know is what kind of rope that is?
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    talk about agility!
    Calmer than you dude
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    That reminds me of the hippies on campus that set up the rope between two trees and try and balance on it. The bear did alot better.
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy
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    Quote Originally Posted by shmerham
    What I want to know is what kind of rope that is?
    That's what I was thinking. What, did they set up the bird feeder to hold 1000lbs of birdseed or something? The rope manufacturer should be using that for advertisement - especially the one with him hanging and chewing on it...
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  11. 07-21-2005, 09:04 AM #11
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    That bear needs counseling. It obviously thinks it's a squirrel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    No idea. Long Lake, wherever that may be,
    hmmm.. black bear = Maine, and of course there's a Long Lake there!

    (ok, there's a long lake in just about every state... but this one is big
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    Ummm, aren't Black Bears found in almost every State except Hawaii?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    Ummm, aren't Black Bears found in almost every State except Hawaii?
    yea, they are in more states.... it's just one of Maine's identity things..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flake
    It's a she, not a he.
    So your saying if I zoom in on picture #3, I can see BEAR PUSSY!!!
    FKNA.












    scuse me while I go work one out
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  17. 07-21-2005, 10:04 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty
    That reminds me of the hippies on campus that set up the rope between two trees and try and balance on it. The bear did alot better.

    Hhahahahahahahaha!!! So true, I use to watch those stinky bastards try that in Flagstaff.
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  18. 07-21-2005, 10:11 AM #18
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    That bear is totally awesome and this thread is one of the best ever!
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    Bump 'cause this is my favorite thread!
    This touchy-feely Kumbaya shit has got to go.
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  20. 10-07-2005, 03:59 AM #20
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    i was gonna yell REPEAT! but i just did. then i noticed it was from july. with makes me a bad bear.
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