BACHELOR PARTY IDEAS - JACKSON HOLE, WY

[rodknee]

Hi guys, I'm not sure if this is the right place to post this thread. I apologize in advance.

I'm planning my brothers bachelor party in Jackson Hole this February. Does anyone have recommendations where to stay, eat and go out?

Appreciate the feedback!!

[AK47bp]

Have you checked the area for a Hooters?

[BC.]

I think the only girl in JH is BB.....and she is married......your buddies are all screwed...unless chicks ain’t their thing.

Great skiing.....no chicks.

[jackstraw]

I think the only girl in JH is BB.....and she is married......your buddies are all screwed...unless chicks ain’t their thing.

Great skiing.....no chicks.

There were two chicks in '89. There's gotta be like 20 or so now?

[::: :::]

4 words:
SNOWMOBILE
HILL
CLIMB
CHAMPIONSHIPS



#getwrecked
#springbreak

[ex-powderbroker]

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...got-Style-NSFW

beat that, post tr

[BC.]

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...got-Style-NSFW

beat that, post tr

No one will beat that BP........damn....that had it all except the fire trucks.....incredible.

[Shredhead]

There were two chicks in '89. There's gotta be like 20 or so now?

That’s one more than in 77.
So challenging in more ways than one.

[rideit]

4 words:
SNOWMOBILE
HILL
CLIMB
CHAMPIONSHIPS



#getwrecked
#springbreak

That’s at the end of March

[plugboots]

That’s one more than in 77.
So challenging in more ways than one.

No shit. The only chick from there that posts here is married to the best skier in the valley.

[Shredhead]

I was out on the town last night, with the best skier in Aspen.
Rich MILF’s were buying us drinks!

[F#*k you cat]

I was out on the town last night, with the best skier in Aspen.
Rich MILF’s were buying us drinks!

Was TJ still tormented over the loss of his good friend Dex?

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[babybear]

it's funny that you posted this in the TR thread- but the guys here wd be stoked if you posted a dope TR for them . altho now I have to bleach my eyeballs from my quick scan thru the linked TR lol

anyhow-maybe chk out one of the backcountry huts or yurts. probably slim dates open now but might work out for a night or two as people cancel etc. You could always just do it for a night or 2 and hire a guide (not that much if there are several of you to split it with) and everyone feels like they learn stuff in between all the booze and boobs. You can post up in the Jackson regional thread for recs if you decide to go this route

And I have to say that there are a lot more attractive ladies here these days than the days of yore. sometimes I have to swat them off my husband bc he is the best skier on the mountain*

You'll want to plan on hitting up the Cowboy Bar on town square Fri and/or Sat when you are here. People send it there- locals and tourists so you get the blend and things get kinky. just watch out for the police bc they loove to arrest drunken visitors on the town square.
Uber is still hit or miss here. we dont have a ton of drivers so sometimes you are relying on it and there's nobody but cabs are around too
And TRUST ME- get a shit ton of gatorade and other bevs of the non alcoholic nature bc the altitude and dryness here will kill anyone who is not used to it and your group will be the most destroyed they have ever felt if they only drink booze and don't hydrate at least some

The Wort hotel/ silver dollar bar if you are in town too. If staying in teton village the apres ski scene is alive and well everywhere. After traveling and skiing sometimes that is enough for everyone on the first evening

and if you will have a sunny day when there and you want to treat your buddy getting hitched, you could get him a tandem paraglide trip at the mountain for something memorable

*not really but I like it when friends here say stuff like that

[stuckathuntermtn]

I was out on the town last night, with the best skier in Aspen.
Rich MILF’s were buying us drinks!

Raps?

[east or bust]

hookers and blow


/end thread

[babybear]

basic bachelor party bitches

[::: :::]

*not really

Is that because YOU are the best skier in the mountain? ; p

[skibrd]

And I have to say that there are a lot more attractive ladies here these days than the days of yore. sometimes I have to swat them off my husband bc he is the best skier on the mountain*

*not really but I like it when friends here say stuff like that

I can confirm as a very eligible bachelor myself that there are some very attractive ladies in Jackson, they just all are dating the best skiers on the mountain and I’m not one of them...

But seriously, the really cool thing about Jackson is the best skier on the mountain is never the same person day to day. So many rad skiers make that mountain look easy to us mere mortals. Watching Mr BB ski Igneous Rocks a few years back after a crew of 6 skied Central, it was a statement of “that was good enough yesterday to be considered the king of the mountain, but not today young ones, not today.” But the next day, Griff Post, Owen Leeper, Hadley Hammer, Jess McMillian, Lyndsey Dyer, Tommy Moe, T. Rice, any of a number of rad skiers could of laid down something equally or more impressive. That’s just the list of big names I could think of that the village puts out there, on any given day I’m sure there are a few skids who could throw down with any of them and don’t want anything in return.

Back to the regularly schedule programming, Corbets is always a good Bachelor Party run. Just don’t dress up everyone as monkeys and put the bachelor in a banana costume, you’ll look like idiots.

[babybear]

jic sarcasm meters were off, we were jk about the best skier on the mtn. so many good skiers in JH and andrew is more humble about himself than I am with him :P

and skibrd- I'll into you to some single lady friends!

[plugboots]

Just don’t dress up everyone as monkeys and put the bachelor in a banana costume, you’ll look like idiots.

That sounds like the only proper way to do Corbet’s.

Oh, and how can you be very eligible?

[Djongo Unchained]

Sooooooooooo many more women.

Methinks Andrew has an edge on a lot of those names as he's not a douche.

[skibrd]

Methinks Andrew has an edge on a lot of those names as he's not a douche.

Wait a sec, if you aren’t a douche people actually like you? [emoji15][emoji33]

[nortonwhis]

jic sarcasm meters were off, we were jk about the best skier on the mtn. so many good skiers in JH and andrew is more humble about himself than I am with him :P

and skibrd- I'll into you to some single lady friends!

I still watch this at least once a month over winter...
https://vimeo.com/21321850

[LesterSmoove]

yall mofos should do 1 of 2 things: a) hop on a guided snomobile tour to granite hot springs and tip the guide extra to turn a blind eye to your obscene alcohol consumption while operating a motor vehicle or b) hop on an extreme off-trail guided snowmobile tour with 850CC 2-strokes from the fine folks at scenic safaris and see who can hang on longest before destroying a 14k sled in a magnificent drunken crash


skiing is fun and all, but bachelor party screams brappin to me

[plugboots]

So many more womens these days. Found an old pick from about ‘90, my buddy staring at the 1, (one), chick in the double chair Thunder line. Gotta love the white stretch pants.