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    NSFW: Help! Scored poorly on breast test...

    Need some maggettes to help me hone my skills. Please help. If you can't send pictures, I'm willing to travel.

    -Storm
    Last edited by K-Stormchaser; 07-15-2005 at 10:05 AM. Reason: edit for pics added
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    OK, guys I have an idea! I'll break myself in by asking for maggettes to send me pics of their chest. Now that's a good idea!

    Shut the fuck up, JONG!
    "Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."

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    Here ya go --



    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K-Stormchaser
    Need some maggettes to help me hone my skills. Please help. If you can't send pictures, I'm willing to travel.

    -Storm
    Find yourself some porn on the internet and buy some KY cause those are the only boobies you'll be seein

    Real or Fake?
    Last edited by KillingCokes; 07-15-2005 at 09:55 AM.

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    I said I was willing to travel. I'll meet half way.

    I figured I would have gotten it a whole hell of a lot worse if I asked for maggot chest pics.

    How's this...no pics required. In fact I wont even look, I'll go by feel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
    Here ya go --



    I'm guessing those are real, cuz if she had the money, it would have gone to facial reconstruction and some lipo...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KillingCokes
    Find yourself some porn on the internet and buy some KY cause those are the only boobies you'll be seein

    Real or Fake?
    tough one...she's got em all squeezed together, so it looks like shes holding them up. on the other hand, they've got some nice roundness to them, and they kinda squeeze like they're fake.

    I'll go fake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by K-Stormchaser
    I'm guessing those are real, cuz if she had the money, it would have gone to facial reconstruction and some lipo...
    And she's available too, for the right arrangement:

    http://tetongravity.com/forums/showt...ing+craigslist
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
    And she's available too, for the right arrangement:

    http://tetongravity.com/forums/showt...ing+craigslist

    Too bad, no drugs...guess she's out.
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    That is still the funniest thread I've ever read on any message board in the history of da internets..

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