Million Dollar idea generation

[Rideski]

Story of a few hundred million blown. Fascinating.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-mon...le-11576299616

[4matic]

A pizza box that can be cleaned easily and recycled.


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[abraham]

A pizza box that can be cleaned easily and recycled.


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https://www.davincipizzabox.com

[wooley12]

Million Dollar Idea

[mud]

^^^That looks a tad rough on the balls.

[wooley12]

Yeah but the million dollar idea is......................You only sell the box. Gag gift. Cost to print - $3.00. Sell at $19.99 or TWO FOR ONLY!!!! $29.99 plus $4.50 for S&H. And S&H cost is $2.50.

Assume everyone goes for the twofer and sell 52,631. You made a million bucks.

[splat]

Post-rapture pet care insurance. When The Rapture happens, some nonbeliever is going to need to feed and walk your beloved animals.
I am that animal-loving nonbeliever.

Just sell Rapture Insurance. "So you made a couple mistakes that might endanger your likelihood of going to Heaven on that special day? We have an app for that. Rapture Insurance. Endorsed by Jimmy Swaggart and Jerry Falwell, Rapture Insurance pays dividends in the form of protection from yourself. We transfer your sins to the souls of people who have no chance of going to Heaven, such as homeless people, people of color, queers, food stamp recipients, and pot smokers. All those people you said would go to hell - they're going and they're taking your sins with them. Just $25K upfront and we cleanse your soul so your entry through the Pearly Gates is guaranteed."

[m2711c]

Done already.....


The Catholics made big bank selling an indulgence as "a remission before God of the temporal punishment due to sins whose guilt has already been forgiven, which the faithful Christian who is duly disposed gains under certain prescribed conditions through the action of the Church which, as the minister of redemption, dispenses and applies with authority the treasury of the satisfactions of Christ and all of the saints".

[riser4]

Need a way to eat toilet paper in such a way as to have self wiping dumps.

[sb]

Sous vide your napkins.

[Rideski]

New band name:

Cooking Chicken Soup at Midnight


Please send royalties.

[Core Shot]

Post-rapture pet care insurance. When The Rapture happens, some nonbeliever is going to need to feed and walk your beloved animals.
I am that animal-loving nonbeliever.Attachment 268545

http://aftertherapturepetcare.com

Holy shit. Rapture Pet care is legit.

[Rideski]

I could make a disposable nose plug kinda like an ear plug, but breathable for a quick rock shoveling job, or you know, trying to buy food.

Fuck!

https://www.amazon.com/Disposable-Fi.../dp/B01GFN4M54

[Rideski]

Member those Rolodex signs people had in their cars? That was a little before my time but I member seeing one when I was a kid. Those should come back. Communicate at 12 feet. I could print them with my current vendor network. Who wants to bird dog this idea with me? I’ll cut you in for 45 %.

[ötzi]

I don't think Rolodex was the word you were looking for. Not sure what word you wanted but Rolodex isn't it.

I can picture what you mean though I think. Like the way they write messages on highway signs? Dot matrix lights I guess you might say.

[muted]

I had that idea for bumper stickers decades ago. Tell people to back the fuck off or whatever. Apparently it’s illegal.

[::: :::]

Those paddles with the flip over pages with different phrases on them?

Google “Paddle Talk”

[AK47bp]

A hollow butt plug with a charcoal filter in the middle. Then you can add different scents.

Perfect for the long elevator rides after a questionable burrito or that long flight home from Vegas.


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[neufox47]

A hollow butt plug with a charcoal filter in the middle. Then you can add different scents.

Perfect for the long elevator rides after a questionable burrito or that long flight home from Vegas.


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That’s funny.

There used to be underwear called shreddies that had a carbon pad in them. We bought them as a gag gift for a guy who had terrible gas.

[Rideski]

Tellin ya we could all be retired by now.

Walking into the other bedroom I did notice this one had a bright little light that flashed along with the chirp, so it was easy to identify which one was the offender.

What boggles my mind is why they can't put a simple timer in these things that delays the start of chirping until 7am or so once low battery is detected. Of course that might render the flashing light less useful, but that's a tradeoff I'm willing to take.

Maybe this is a business opportunity we can monetize? Design a smoke alarm, or mods to First Alert units, to guarantee no chirping before a given time of day. I'd pay for that.

[dan_pdx]

Trying to figure out how to get Q sheep to put their money where their mouth is. I.e., 1) their conviction that Trump is going to become the real president on April 20 or whatever proves unfounded 2) ???? 3) profit.

That ???? is a multimillion idea for the right grifter

[half-fast]

Universal rfid card

[rideit]

Gonna open up a franchise of restaurants that specialize in “Open Face Calzones”.
Who is in?
It will be all the rage.

[AK47bp]

Gonna open up a franchise of restaurants that specialize in “Open Face Calzones”.
Who is in?
It will be all the rage.

Those sound delicious.

They’d sell great at my restaurant chain
“Camel Tony’s”

All the tables are sunken in the floor and the waitresses are required to show off their camel toes. If they don’t have enough meat they’d be offered a really nice prosthetic camel toe.

“Hey Dot! Another round of bearded clams for Seabass and the boys!l


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[pureantigravity]

A hollow butt plug with a charcoal filter in the middle. Then you can add different scents.

Perfect for the long elevator rides after a questionable burrito or that long flight home from Vegas.


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OK. Butt what happens when the filter gets clogged and you fart? Does the whole butt plug eject? Perhaps it needs some straps.