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  1. 10-09-2018, 11:31 AM #1
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    I’m a huge skier

    Are you a huge skier? Do you want everyone to know it? Is your car or roof box covered in stickers? Do you like to laugh at people whose cars or roof box is covered in stickers? Are you a larger than average person who skis?

    Well then, this sticker is for you.

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    To obtain what is surely to become the hottest sticker this ski season, just Venmo $3 per sticker to @bensittig. Put your address in the memo (it’s private) and please indicate that you want the SKI sticker.

    Maybe I’ll put the D in there next time.

    Mods, if this post is against the rules it won’t hurt my feelings if it gets moved.
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  2. 10-09-2018, 11:44 AM #2
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    you misspelled it
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  3. 10-09-2018, 11:50 AM #3
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    I’m a huge skier

    You didn’t read the post.
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    No, I'm just reinforcing the obvious.
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    well yeah thats kinda like being a huge fisherman aint it?
    im a #hudgepowskierbro
    send me a dozen and sumthins skunkberry or 9lbhammerish
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    and venmo mojos me the bill
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    I would like to be less huge.
    Nature made me for football, I want to ski....it sux.
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    better a huge skier than a careless Ethiopian
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    I am literally a huge skier.

    275 pounds of radness


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    Quote Originally Posted by Underoos View Post
    You didn’t read the post.
    Make an "I'm a retarted skiing" for yourself, and I'll buy a few of your "huge" stickers, whatever huge means.

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    I’m a huge skier

    I saw a ‘’no one cares that you ski mad river’’ sticker the other day at the Fells.. one of you kooks?
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    ^^^^ I'd buy that one
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  12. 10-09-2018, 04:21 PM #12
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    I saw a "I Used To Be Cool" sticker recently and laughed out loud. More appropriate for this crowd too.

    "I'm a Recreational Enthusiast" would be a good sticker
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    No one cares that you're a huge skier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey View Post
    I am literally a huge skier.

    275 pounds of radness
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey View Post
    I am literally a huge skier.

    275 pounds of radness


    Awww. Our little AKPM is all grown out.

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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point
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  17. 10-09-2018, 08:19 PM #17
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    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

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    Needs the D.
    (huh huh huh, speaking of huge)
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey View Post
    I am literally a huge skier.

    275 pounds of radness


    Little Patrick got fat
    I mean hudge

    But, OP, eat a bag of stickers
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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    akpm tryna get spancered
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    I want know where to find the “hold my kids and watch this” sticker
    I have a bunch of friends that have made that mistake


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    Looking (relunctanly) at your avatar, I think you should rethink the title of this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey View Post
    I am literally a huge skier.

    275 pounds of radness


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