Things That Amuse You

[Buster Highmen]

Update; I love Jansens Strandbeests:

[frorider]

Vermont amuses me. https://apnews.com/article/middle-fi...29511f58ee94c2

[riser4]

[Lvovsky]

[MontuckyFried]

I was working on installing a new slab door yesterday. Was in the middle of using a router to mortise out the hinge locations when there were two juvenile squirrels nearby seeming to be squabbling over a tree. One chases the other out and he comes hauling ass toward me and stops dead in his tracks, maybe a foot away from me. Had the look of death as he stared at me, frozen. Terrified. Queue this sound effect:

Then he scrambles off in a straight line like a caffeinated squirrel on coke, making a bee line back to the tree. Where the other squirrel ran his ass right back out. Poor thing. Still made me LOL.

[zion zig zag]

I've been in a lot of wage meetings lately and I have to twist my face up every time someone starts talking about penetration. He's fully penetrated, that group hasn't experienced penetration, etc. Apparently I'll always be twelve years old.

[skaredshtles]

I've been in a lot of wage meetings lately and I have to twist my face up every time someone starts talking about penetration. He's fully penetrated, that group hasn't experienced penetration, etc. Apparently I'll always be twelve years old.

[riser4]

Thing #1 is an archaeologist and has to make sure not to say homo erectus around me. I crack up every single time.

[old goat]

Thing #1 is an archaeologist and has to make sure not to say homo erectus around me. I crack up every single time.

What's the 7th planet from the sun? C'mon, say it.

[riser4]

What's the 7th planet from the sun? C'mon, say it.

In my mid 50s, on paper, and I still laugh at that one every time. I have not grown up.

[EWG]

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Healthcare survey. Might be an outlier.


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Super funny. Had the same experience when I went it to PT. It was an opened ended computer question so I did the math in my head (skiing, mtn biking, soccer) and came up with around 200.

Form wouldn’t take anything higher than 20.

We may not be normal.

[halliday]

Punch card, and scan dot, computer readouts don't like people like us. The system is looking for the square peg in a square hole.

[gravitylover]

A simple cold, Polish potato vodka amuses me. That's it. Yes, I'm amused.

[riser4]

[singlecross]

[KQ]

this just popped up in the lower corner of my laptop screen:

[Meadow Skipper]

this just popped up in the lower corner of my laptop screen:

Well, good for Caitlin.

[Buster Highmen]

this just popped up in the lower corner of my laptop screen:

I read 'pooped up'.

[old goat]

Euro soccer championship. German guy takes a pass miles offside and fires a hard shot point blank at the keeper. How does he do that and live. Guess I'm still in the Stanley Cup playoffs in my head. OTOH the goalie didn't fall down and pretend to be dying so I'll give him credit for that. I shouldn't be allowed to watch soccer.

[ötzi]

I’d give that guy some money.

[frorider]

Seems like I’m often flipping a coin on whether to post things like this in the Amuse vs Annoy me threads. https://www.washingtonpost.com/busin...endy-suffixes/

[::: :::]

River surf tidal surge AK

[EWG]

I had a fun afternoon on a tidal surge in blackstone bay in a double sea kayak once. Crazy stuff.

[evdog]

[Danno]

That's gotta be fake.