Things That Amuse You

[Meadow Skipper]

American Airlines passenger reportedly removed from flight after ‘disgruntled’ flatulence

An American Airlines flight was reportedly delayed after a “disgruntled” passenger loudly passed gas and was removed from the plane.

In a viral Reddit post shared to the r/Austin subreddit, user u/Glamgalatx detailed their recent American Airlines flight from Phoenix, Arizona, to Austin, Texas. According to the Reddit user, the incident took place on Sunday 14 January.

“This past Sunday I was on a direct American flight from Phoenix to Austin and I was seated near the row where this situation occurred. I’m simply sharing this because it’s somewhat entertaining, and no I did not film anything,” they began the post, which has been upvoted 916 times since it was shared last week.

The Reddit user explained that they were boarding their flight when they noticed a man who was “audibly disgruntled” or “maybe hungover” and was grumbling about something under his breath. After several minutes passed and the majority of passengers had boarded the plane, the original poster [OP] overheard the man loudly say, “You thought that was rude? Well how about this smell,” and passed gas.

[Jax]

Jon Stewart coming back to the Daily Show, for one night a week anyways. Our democracy may go down in flames but at least I'll be laughing in the meantime.

[gravitylover]

When your kid drops a bracelet down the bathroom sink drain and it takes longer to take the vanity drawers out and put them back in than to remove the drain pipes and trap plug to retrieve it and then reassemble. I learn as I go so apparently I figured out some plumbing shit and got it right when I put the vanity and drain stuff in. That amuses me! Saving $250 not having to call a plumber makes me chuckle yet again. Yay me

[Supermoon]

[old goat]

I don't know exactly what this amazing device is but I have one word - Asymmetric!!!

It's called a carpet surfer.

[PB]

Yeah; and death doesn't look permanent ...... at first.

[MakersTeleMark]

[anotherVTskibum]

I'm not sure which is more amusing: the chains on the rear wheels of Honda Fit, or that it was still at the bottom of the driveway rather than pulled up to the house.

In fairness, they did have the same cable chain setup on one front wheel, so I don't know if they had both sides and lost one or what. But I'm fairly convinced that by the time you need chains on all wheels, you don't want to be driving a Fit.

[Core Shot]

Got a cute little auto-generated memories slide show from Google w/ whimsical music this morning called "Reel Fun" which pulled from a bunch of adorable photos of my kids and I fishing over the years. Was about to share it with some of my family but thankfully I reviewed it as it included something hilarious I'm pretty sure came from TGR. Thankfully I didn't hit send yet, but I was quite amused nevertheless.

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Having a girl choke your fish is better than choking your own chicken

She looks handsy

[Jax]

Drove a fit for 10 years all across the rockies in the wintertime for work. Could carry 30 pairs of demo skis in the back. FWD with studded hakkas and that thing went everywhere, except up steep uphill driveways with more than a foot of snow, or anywhere with deep snow, which is why I ultimately got rid of it. Brodozers on I-70 would get pissed when I passed them. Very fun, capable car. Could not complain about the 9-gallon gas tank, 40+ mpg and manual transmission. Cheapest, most reliable car I've ever owned.

Chains on the rear wheels is def amusing. Doofus.

[Viva]

Was cruising at Wolfy earlier today.

Some dude passed me on a groomed run, making nice turns.

Looked off to the side for a bit, and when I looked back down fall line, dude had wiped out.

I noticed something on the snow uphill of him, thought it resembled a heel piece. But concluded that it was a glove or something.

It was a fucking heel piece!

Forgot to ask who did the mount.

[Supermoon]

[Jax]

Makes sense. A hard character to watch for sure.

[MakersTeleMark]

"Customers also watched."

I didn't think that you were my barber, but thanks for the recco.

I do struggle with words when I cross refer. Do I say "client", "patient", or just hey, let's have a professional dialog about this?

Seems like a mo better way to treat a living breathing person.

Instead of "subscriber", "customer", "pawn", "fucking idiot".

Labels matter. "Gaper", "JONG", "Fag", "Ghey",

The whole point in life is to center yourself between your values in your upbringing that you have chosen to embrace, and put in the middle the temporal middle ground of relevance and the expertise that you have cultivated, and then merge into the future of what you want to project before you die.

These little intrusions are disturbing classifications. But, thinking about it, it's completely true. The joke is on me for not realizing it earlier.

[basinbeater]

Never heard of this dude before, but I thought the set was pretty damn funny.

https://youtu.be/Vy96iuq94Ko?si=FNY3HdjB1k5nCGmo

[Meadow Skipper]

Never heard of this dude before, but I thought the set was pretty damn funny.

https://youtu.be/Vy96iuq94Ko?si=FNY3HdjB1k5nCGmo

Fuck, I almost lost it at “Confederate flag hijab.” Thanks for that link.

[toast2266]

Was in a strip mall parking lot yesterday, and the pavement was a bit wet from melting snow. A 20-something year old woman was doing this weird prancing high step towards her car. She turns to her friend and says "Jenny, it's getting all over my shooooes!"

She had some sort of very clean, very white sneakers on. Apparently they were getting wet from the pavement. Jenny only seemed to be mildly concerned.

[riser4]

Was in a strip mall parking lot yesterday, and the pavement was a bit wet from melting snow. A 20-something year old woman was doing this weird prancing high step towards her car. She turns to her friend and says "Jenny, it's getting all over my shooooes!"

She had some sort of very clean, very white sneakers on. Apparently they were getting wet from the pavement. Jenny only seemed to be mildly concerned.

I probably would have pissed myself laughing too hard if i witnessed that.

[basinbeater]

I probably would have pissed myself laughing too hard if i witnessed that.

Careful not to get it on your shoes if you do that.

[Core Shot]

I find this amusing. And impressive

[basinbeater]

8 year olds in the back of the car after their hockey game filling out a mad lib. We need an adjective, "reisty!!!". Lol.

[KQ]

[frorider]

Gotta admit this was not on my Bingo card

[garyfromterrace]

Never heard of this dude before, but I thought the set was pretty damn funny.

https://youtu.be/Vy96iuq94Ko?si=FNY3HdjB1k5nCGmo

Great material! Yeah, confederate hijab was hilarious, as was the dude's set.

[mcski]

Great material! Yeah, confederate hijab was hilarious, as was the dude's set.

Great set!