Wait ........ WWHHAAAAAAATTTTTT?!?!?
That will be shit that annoys you in a matter of time.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
How convenient, we found an extra stud right between these other two
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Can relate... 14 years after the kitchen cabs were installed, the screws rotted to the point this waste line started pissing into the finished basement.
This is the completed repair.
Finding the leak was some real fun too![]()
I am not in your hurry
I keep a little bottle of smelling salts (nose tork) in my car's center console as an emergency "wake up" when driving and i start getting sleepy. I was just rummaging through my car making sure all the weed related items and Rx drugs and illegal stuff was out of the car as im headed over the border with the family tomorrow and i saw that little bottle of salts and started giggling. Im just imagining a border agent seeing that bottle, opening it up, seeing white powder and then taking a quick sniff only to be knocked on their ass hahahahaha. That really wouldnt end well for me, but the mental image is very amusing to me.
My least favorite neighbor (nosey, competitive, kinda trashy, etc.) cornered me to ask how much my house sold for. It's listed online but I told her to be nice. She told me I should've gotten WAY more AND that they just sold their house through word of mouth for north of 600k...I stopped listening for a second when she started with 6 because their place is a dump and that's more than 100k over what it was valued at the height of the market here. Then she walked away. That was the whole point of her talking to me.
FOMO in real estate is real and a suckers born every minute. But my neighbor is also insane. It'll be interesting to see what it sold for once the dust settles.
"Get fucked you crazy nutbar!"
Plot twist: they both move to the same area and are neighbors again
that’s not amusing
my ex-wife and I are both moving 250 miles and we will live 5 miles from each other
god damn it
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
I hate all of you people
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
Friend and neighbor of mine got mad at me because he thought I sold my house too cheap. When he sold his the appraiser used mine as the comp and the bank wouldn't approve the loan at his buyer's offered prce.
Shit Mikey, where you moving to? Who am I going to ski with?
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I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
it is funny
and I’m looking forward to seeing you
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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"If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?
"I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
Ottime
Chelsea Handler again, getting down with a ‘ski guide.’
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqqVYA5pj2V/
No old man makeup here, these guys are the real deal:
Not a 1 hit wonder either, I just went down a bit of a Pete & Bas rabbit hole. These guys have some bangers.
Definitely shit that amuses me.
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