Things That Amuse You

[bagtagley]

Explaining to my youngest why I laughed at the lyric “Let’s beat you blue ‘til you shit your pants”.

[skaredshtles]

MTT in the stock market thread.

[jackstraw]

I just paid $10+ for a beer and a $2 dollar tip at DIA. I could be annoyed, but I'm amused and amazed...it was worth it.

[skaredshtles]

I just paid $10+ for a beer and a $2 dollar tip at DIA. I could be annoyed, but I'm amused and amazed...it was worth it.

Was it a Fat Tire?

[Jong Lafitte]

Tapatalk timeline atm here is so snow!



That’s a ways back but just to keep it going.


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[JongDoe]

Explaining to my youngest why I laughed at the lyric “Let’s beat you blue ‘til you shit your pants”.

DKs? The kids haircut place I used to bring my kids had some free video games for them to play while waiting. I was checking one out and I heard some music that sounded familiar. No vocals, but just the music. Took me a while to realize it was Police Truck. WTF!!

[Mustonen]

Flying for the first time in a while. The pilots have always seemed young flying out of our local tiny airport, but these guys look like they could have been in my 16yo’s drivers Ed class.

I’m sure they’re great at what they do. Or at least mediocre.

I’m not really that old, but starting to feel it.

[JimmyCarter]

My 8 year old daughter was riding one of the Disney coasters with my wife yesterday and let out an “oh shit” at the top of a climb. The foreign guys in front of them were also amused.



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[riser4]

Thing #3 got home from the gym the other night and wasn't happy with the experience. He said: my workout was shit.

Having just gotten off the throne, I replied: my shit was a workout.

For once he was amused by a dad joke.

[old goat]

Flying for the first time in a while. The pilots have always seemed young flying out of our local tiny airport, but these guys look like they could have been in my 16yo’s drivers Ed class.

I’m sure they’re great at what they do. Or at least mediocre.

I’m not really that old, but starting to feel it.

Better than pilots that leave the turn signal on for miles and miles.

[Core Shot]

Thing #3 got home from the gym the other night and wasn't happy with the experience. He said: my workout was shit.

Having just gotten off the throne, I replied: my shit was a workout.

For once he was amused by a dad joke.

That story amused me.

[Mustonen]

Better than pilots that leave the turn signal on for miles and miles.

Hah. True. It’s the kind of thing where you’d be suspicious of it WASN’T a young pilot who looked like a teenager. Like, what did this guy do to be relegated to this tiny shitty market on this tiny shitty plane?

[Buzzworthy]

Time of post is finally correct again on here when on my phone. Odd it doesn’t change for DST and vice versa.

[old goat]

Hah. True. It’s the kind of thing where you’d be suspicious of it WASN’T a young pilot who looked like a teenager. Like, what did this guy do to be relegated to this tiny shitty market on this tiny shitty plane?

Well you know he probably didn't crash an airplane.

[muted reborn]

Well you know he probably didn't crash an airplane.

well he probably came close.

[El Chupacabra]

One of the neighbor's kids has this sticker on both sides of her truck.

[jmedslc]

One of the neighbor's kids has this sticker on both sides of her truck.

Do you offer a translation because I can’t even tell what I should be amused about here.

[old goat]

One of the neighbor's kids has this sticker on both sides of her truck.

Smart kid. (But why does a kid need a full size p/u with a crew cab. That's amusing too.)

[J. Barron DeJong]

Do you offer a translation because I can’t even tell what I should be amused about here.

Try teh Google?

[Core Shot]

The Umbrella Corporation was a multinational conglomerate with subsidiaries active in a variety of industries from the 1980s to the early 2000s. Umbrella had influence in the production and sale of cosmetics, chemicals, pharmaceuticals, industrial machine production, consumer products, health foods, the transportation industry and tourism. Umbrella's large array of subsidiaries was typical for large-scale corporations, though it was purposely built to cover up illegal activities.

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Soon after the opening of its pharmaceutical subsidiary, Umbrella Pharmaceuticals, Umbrella began developing biological weaponry for militaries across the world as part of a worldwide conspiracy to accumulate deadly viruses directly prohibited by the 1972 Biological Weapons Convention. Umbrella Pharmaceuticals was able to cover their true intentions by researching vaccines for the same viruses as a front.

[J. Barron DeJong]

The Umbrella Corporation was a multinational conglomerate with subsidiaries active in a variety of industries from the 1980s to the early 2000s. Umbrella had influence in the production and sale of cosmetics, chemicals, pharmaceuticals, industrial machine production, consumer products, health foods, the transportation industry and tourism. Umbrella's large array of subsidiaries was typical for large-scale corporations, though it was purposely built to cover up illegal activities.

Incredible PC game bundle, from $10

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Soon after the opening of its pharmaceutical subsidiary, Umbrella Pharmaceuticals, Umbrella began developing biological weaponry for militaries across the world as part of a worldwide conspiracy to accumulate deadly viruses directly prohibited by the 1972 Biological Weapons Convention. Umbrella Pharmaceuticals was able to cover their true intentions by researching vaccines for the same viruses as a front.

Shit, they sound bad. Not sure why you’d want to advertise that you work for them.

[ghosthop]

y'all are a bunch of thick dentists.

It's a video game reference. Chup is amused at the tongue-in-cheek nature of the reference. Perhaps one of you have something in your home from Unilever or Proctor and Gamble? Heinz Kraft gets the least amount of love in my household.

https://internationalbusinessguide.org/corporations/

[J. Barron DeJong]

y'all are a bunch of thick dentists.

It's a video game reference. Chup is amused at the tongue-in-cheek nature of the reference. Perhaps one of you have something in your home from Unilever or Proctor and Gamble? Heinz Kraft gets the least amount of love in my household.

https://internationalbusinessguide.org/corporations/

Debated adding one of these to my last post. Glad I didn’t.

[Core Shot]

Shit, they sound bad. Not sure why you’d want to advertise that you work for them.

y'all are a bunch of thick dentists.

It's a video game reference. Chup is amused at the tongue-in-cheek nature of the reference. Perhaps one of you have something in your home from Unilever or Proctor and Gamble? Heinz Kraft gets the least amount of love in my household.

https://internationalbusinessguide.org/corporations/

Debated adding one of these to my last post. Glad I didn’t.

Heh.

He asked me to google.

That’s what I got.

No matter what. Their tagline is weak as fuck.

“Our biz is Life itself” ? What the holy Fuck do you think you do?

[El Chupacabra]

It's from Resident Evil.

If I stick Weyland Yutani logos on my truck, maybe I can park in loading zones...