Things That Amuse You

[evdog]

Standoff between Bud Light and white van. Truck didn't have room to finish its turn. Van wouldn't back up. Horns blazing. Light turned green, van sat there until all the traffic in the right hand lane passed, then went around the truck. Gotta love making things harder than they need to be.

[babybear]

my husband had a nightmare about “Curb Your Enthusiasm” last night [emoji23]

Standoff between Bud Light and white van. Truck didn't have room to finish its turn. Van wouldn't back up. Horns blazing. Light turned green, van sat there until all the traffic in the right hand lane passed, then went around the truck. Gotta love making things harder than they need to be.

wow what an imbecile. did you happen to get a visual on the van driver?

[evdog]

did you happen to get a visual on the van driver?

Nope, was at the Taco shop drive thru. Looked more like a commercial vehicle than a gotos rig through.

[El Chupacabra]

Going to have to save this for the right moment.

[evdog]

Not sure if this is more amusing or annoying. Local gas station showing $3.99 cash price. Credit card price? $4.55. That's quite the difference. Isn't the typical credit card processing fee 2.5-3%?

[jono]

I've been known to buy $0.01 worth of gas and drive on to the next station in situations like that. I don't know if there's a CC fee for $0.01, but I hope so.

[Timberridge]

Dogs tend to poop aligned north-south. It’s probably because they’re sensitive to the earth’s magnetic field rather than polarised light. How do the scientists know? Because during magnetic storms, dogs poop any which way.

References

Hart, V., Nováková, P., Malkemper, E.P. et al. Dogs are sensitive to small variations of the Earth’s magnetic field. Front Zool 10, 80 (2013).

[old goat]

Is that why dogs circle before they poop--because they're trying to align with the magnetic field?
But the direction my dog poops is whatever direction we're walking when the urge strikes her.
And maybe you can answer me this--why does my dog poop all over the place when most dogs poop in one pile?

[Buzzworthy]

Is that why dogs circle before they poop--because they're trying to align with the magnetic field?
But the direction my dog poops is whatever direction we're walking when the urge strikes her.
And maybe you can answer me this--why does my dog poop all over the place when most dogs poop in one pile?

I have a poop walker too

[Timberridge]

But the direction my dog poops is whatever direction we're walking when the urge strikes her.

Before you assume he's just pooping randomly in any direction you should check this...

https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/products/3...netic-forecast

[old goat]

I guess one more reason to hike with a dog, especially if you don't own a compass.

[frorider]

Am I going to hell for laughing at this?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CYeqb...dium=copy_link

[old goat]

I believe that is hell.

[Meathelmet]

Am I going to hell for laughing at this?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CYeqb...dium=copy_link

Yeah.
Take your seat next to Pol Pot and Himmler.
Aisle nro.66.

[evdog]

Am I going to hell for laughing at this?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CYeqb...dium=copy_link

"Congrats you're the millionth skier on this lift" lol

[wooley12]

Waalp, my wife is no longer amused with my commenting on the weather girls dress of the day, so commenting on her dress to my wife no longer amuses me.

Kind of amusing

[old goat]

You might do better commenting on your wife's dress, provided you can think of something nice to say, which might be a problem.

[Boissal]

This properly conveys how excited I usually am to ride my bike but...

[riser4]

Brilliant

[skaredshtles]

This properly conveys how excited I usually am to ride my bike but...

[::: :::]

Mrs ::: ::: & I had to go get tested for Covid & the only place we found quickly was a storefront express care where they required a provider visit. Part of that was taking vitals. Mrs ::: ::: is very competitive, and we were together in the exam room with the tech so every reading was noted and compared. The one that amused me was my heart rate because it provoked a reaction from the tech.
The tech notes a 48 HR and asks, “are you an athlete?”
Which, as much as I’d love to think I am, I am decidedly not. But, boy, it is delicious to pull out now around the house. (Wife has more of a squirrel HR, always has, but she is unquestionably in way better shape than I am.)
I just add it in to conversation around the house apropos of nothing…because I’m an athlete.
Drives her nuts

[MakersTeleMark]

[Powder Ho]

Waalp, my wife is no longer amused with my commenting on the weather girls dress of the day, so commenting on her dress to my wife no longer amuses me.

Kind of amusing

Switch to Good Morning Football and you can comment on Kay Adams outfits.

[wooley12]

^^^Funny. You married?

Today I'm amused with the friend suggestions on FB.

[JimmyCarter]

Is that a real doll?