head count = 35 smalls and 2 large....
My son couldn’t understand how it might snow when it’s above freezing outside, so I went outside, made a snowball, and threw it at him on the couch. #science
He thought he was going to get me back and got his own snowball, and I took it away from him and shoved it down his shirt. I explained to him that’s why you don’t carry a handgun for “self defense.” It’s as likely to be used against you as do you any good. #lifelessons
In a few years, he’s going to be bigger and stronger than me. Not sure what the hashtag is supposed to be there, but we had fun. I let him get me back enough so he could save face. There are cold puddles everywhere, and the whole thing amused me. My girlfriend was not quite as amused, but she’s a good sport.
focus.
I just had to share. No idea how this got in my feed but.
Own your fail. ~Jer~
so that you don't have to keep living in a pace like that?
omg. somebody count them.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
The driver looks exhausted.
An ad for a cleansing product for "a woman's intimate area" . . . during the first intermission of Penguins/Rangers.
Well, that's because all hockey players are p.........
Running my go pro on bike rides. How does my nose know to start running at the exact moment I hit the record button? All the way down...sniff...sniff...sniff. Nose never runs on the climbs. I've tried not sniffing but then end up with a mess of snot dripping down my face, also amusing as I inevitably come across another rider looking my best.
This CAN'T be real....but I laughed anyway.
https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/wom...309800448.html
Your dog just ate an avocado!
slightly PA, but also amusing that this sort of backward shameless mindset exists...
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...on/4621916001/
this is CHURCH ^^^ these days?!?A Baptist pastor is on leave after receiving broad criticism for sexist and racist comments he made about women, and former first lady Melania Trump, during a sermon to his congregation."I’m not saying every woman can be the epic trophy wife of all time like Melania Trump," Stewart-Allen Clark told his church in February as an image of her appeared on a large screen behind him. "Most women can’t be trophy wives, but you know ... maybe you’re a participation trophy," Clark said during the 22-minute sermon at First General Baptist Church in Malden, Missouri.
"Men have a need for their women to look like women. Sweatpants don’t cut it all the time. Wearing flip flops and pajamas to Walmart – that ain’t going to work. Ain’t nothing attractive about that. It’ ain’t," Clark said in his sermon. "And men want their wives to look good at home and in public, can I get an Amen!"
At another point, Clark pondered, "Why is it so many times that women, after they get married, let themselves go?"
Clark's sermon, which was roundly condemned as derogatory and beyond-the-pale for a religious sermon. At least one of the pastor's comments was also condemned as racist.
"If beautiful women from the south are called ‘southern belles,’ does that mean beautiful women from Mexico are called ‘Taco Belles?'" Clark asked at one point in his address. "
the place where you learn to love your neighbor, help the unfortunate, etc...
...makes you wonder what other sort of backward things he proposed in his sermons?
Blanking on a valid reason for this setup, although I'd love to hear one.![]()
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