Redbull, etc.
Started watching Seinfeld again on Netflix, this shit is classic.
I didn't go down the aisle to look.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JuXOCamGUnE
I thought this was an SNL skit when it started. So dumb.
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"If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?
"I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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www.apriliaforum.com
"If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?
"I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
Ottime
dudes gonna make bank on that idea....
The guy has quite an imagination.
Twilight Zone movie idea?
What's amazing about BAR is that McIndoe has always maintained that it's not a joke (while trolling the entire internet and American media)
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"If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?
"I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
Ottime
Well if you were to guess the names of the winners i would think Tyler and Cadan would be most likely. For some reason they just sound so redneck. I probably can get in trouble for saying that nowadays, so I'll add the old NTTAWWT. Sort of like when you cut someone off and wave to them afterward.
Another amusing and somewhat similar incident today.
I just got back from a hike with 4 ladyfriends so a total of 5 of us between the ages of 33-45
We pass by a nice old couple and comment about it being a beautiful day or something and one of them starts going on about “how wonderful it was that we could leave the children at home with their fathers and get out to enjoy a hike with our friends and that we deserved it as hard working mothers yada yada”
They were so sweet about it that I didn’t have the heart to tell them that there was only 1 child between the 5 of us [emoji23]
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First day of the season! So, I'm riding up the lift for my first run and the guy I'm sharing the chair with starts rambling on with the usual gaper bullshit. At one point he asks "So are you going to wait for more snow?" I responded, "No, I'm going to start skiing as soon as I get off this chair."
Your dog just ate an avocado!
At the grocery store the other day, I hear behind me.
Teenage male cashier: “May I see your license, please?”
Middle aged woman: “I guess I don’t look old enough to buy alcohol.”
Teenage male cashier: “No. I know you’re old enough. They don’t trust us so we have to scan your license.”
At Safeway I have to give my birthdate--the system requires the clerk to enter it. What pisses me off is that when it happens to be my birthday the clerk doesn't wish me a happy one.
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