Things That Amuse You

[BmillsSkier]

my turtle has a knife.

You should enter your turtle into the TRG animal-Maggot cage match and drug fest.

[JayPowHound]

FWIW mine's my since passed samoyed Bentley, who I thought was a good representation of a powder hound.. although in this picture he was chilling in the bow of our boat mid-summer.

And my name's not Jay, but when I joined teh forums I skied/worked full time at Jay Peak VT.

[Buster Highmen]

Buster with the Polynesian joke in his pocket, waiting, waiting, waiting…for the moment to strike.

This place has gotten slow.

Back in the crispier days someone would have pointed out that Polynesia shouldn't be confused with Tunisia where the locals are musically inclined.

[Danno]

Wait, MTM and Danno went to dentistry school together?

Allegedly.

[Norseman]

This place has gotten slow.

Back in the crispier days someone would have pointed out that Polynesia shouldn't be confused with Tunisia where the locals are musically inclined.

Nor Micronesia, with their jacked up full size diesel trucks full of rhino horn powder and blue pills.

[Buster Highmen]

And here I'd thought they'd simply forgotten about Mike.

[ZomblibulaX]

my turtle has a knife.

That makes way more sense; I kept seeing a flattened beaver. Solid homemade heavy infantry unit.

[Meadow Skipper]

I met a woman named Denise. I made some crack about De Elbows. She gave me a look like--"you think I've never heard that one a million times before, asshole."

Channeling Woolley?

[BmillsSkier]

Channeling Woolley?

What was that poor cashier’s name again, Pooya?

Poor Pooya.

[Mustonen]

I thought it was Poonam. All I know is her stick was too big to fight a gorilla. Or maybe she qualified for the Olympics? Was she a pole vaulter?

I bet she can’t afford housing wherever she is on a cashier’s salary, though.

[JayPowHound]

Is stick fighting an Olympic event? Are they allowed to hit with full force or do they have to pull the strikes for the sake of form and dicipline?

[Timberridge]

What was that poor cashier’s name again, Pooya?

Poor Pooya.

Linda. Wooley thinks its Poonam.

[abraham]

Catchy URL

[skaredshtles]

Catchy URL

"threatens to dimish our wallets"...

[Buster Highmen]

Freestyle canoe.

[JayPowHound]

Freestyle canoe.

I realize its labeled Midwest, but to me this feels Upstate as fuck..

[Viva]

I'm holding out for team synchronized canoeing.

Sent from my motorola edge plus using Tapatalk

[Brownski]

Freestyle canoe.

I realize its labeled Midwest, but to me this feels Upstate as fuck..

Very upstate - agreed.
This video has been around for awhile but it always makes me laugh. The golf claps may be the best part. Also, that dude is a legitimately skilled paddler

[Boissal]

my turtle has a knife.

Speaking of turtle, and unrelated to your avatar, it amuses me that our neighbor has lost her tortoise 3x this summer. She puts the little guy out in the backyard so he can roam in the grass and supposedly watches him. Then she posts on nextdoor that he's missing.
Getting outsmarted by a runaway tortoise may be OK once but THREE TIMES IN A ROW?? How fast cant he fucker move about? It probably takes him 5 minutes to make it to the fence... Fortunately a kid found the turtle this time and liked it so much that she let him keep the little guy.

This spring she lost one of her bunnies, I spotted it in her front yard and returned it. When I heard the turtle story I thought she was either messing with me or I had been drugged and stepped into some alternate reality based on Aesop's fables...

[old goat]

Speaking of turtle, and unrelated to your avatar, it amuses me that our neighbor has lost her tortoise 3x this summer. She puts the little guy out in the backyard so he can roam in the grass and supposedly watches him. Then she posts on nextdoor that he's missing.
Getting outsmarted by a runaway tortoise may be OK once but THREE TIMES IN A ROW?? How fast cant he fucker move about? It probably takes him 5 minutes to make it to the fence... Fortunately a kid found the turtle this time and liked it so much that she let him keep the little guy.

This spring she lost one of her bunnies, I spotted it in her front yard and returned it. When I heard the turtle story I thought she was either messing with me or I had been drugged and stepped into some alternate reality based on Aesop's fables...

Reposting this--my son had a mud turtle named Bob in a glass aquarium in his second floor bedroom. Bob escaped. A year later he was found in a closed cooler in the basement. Alive and healthy.

[MakersTeleMark]

Allegedly.

While I never once checked my grades and no showed for graduation, given that our class was about 140 people, I did see you once or twice.

[El Chupacabra]

Nice parking!

[muted reborn]

While I never once checked my grades and no showed for graduation, given that our class was about 140 people, I did see you once or twice.

What community college was this?

[riser4]

Nice parking!

HFS. The quad-fer!

[El Chupacabra]

And zoom in on the license plate.