Things That Amuse You

**old goat** · 09-28-2020, 12:53 PM

I'm new to the pizza game. Overloaded a pizza yesterday. My wife and I like different toppings so I made a half and half pizza--which got stock on the peel, severely compressed and all the toppings mixed up. Tasted good though.

KQ · 09-28-2020, 02:41 PM

this kinda goes with my post in "things that annoy you" re: my neighbor who moved to a home surrounded by farms then complained to me about the noise my harvester made the other day. Frankly she's lucky it was corn - one harvest and I might add was done on a weekday with the sun already up. If I grew alfalfa it would be 3-4 harvests in a season with baling done at night/wee hours of the morning to take advantage of the dew.

**riser4** · 09-28-2020, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by KQ

this kinda goes with my post in "things that annoy you" re: my neighbor who moved to a home surrounded by farms then complained to me about the noise my harvester made the other day. Frankly she's lucky it was corn - one harvest and I might add was done on a weekday with the sun already up. If I grew alfalfa it would be 3-4 harvests in a season with baling done at night/wee hours of the morning to take advantage of the dew.

FKNA right!

**skaredshtles** · 09-28-2020, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by bonewrenched

But it has shocks! TWO shocks! And I bet a bunch of gears too.

Not sure it should go in this thread or the "Shit that annoys you" thread, but apparently that fucking thing sold for $1800.

Which provides further evidence that PT Barnum was SPOT on.

**steff** · 10-03-2020, 03:24 PM

I like reading threads starting from the end wondering how it got to that point and working back.

**old goat** · 10-03-2020, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by steff

I like reading threads starting from the end wondering how it got to that point and working back.

I like clicking on the end of a long thread, the title of which didn't interest me to read it when it started or which I lost interest in a long time ago, and seeing in what direction it veered off. (Out of respect for those more diligent than I am, I don't post in those threads.)

**steff** · 10-03-2020, 04:06 PM

Ya, that too. Or a thread with a title that looks like it should only have one simple reply and it's gone several pages...

**~mikey b** · 10-03-2020, 06:06 PM

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**old goat** · 10-06-2020, 12:25 PM

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**John_B** · 10-06-2020, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

More like a SeaDon't.

**m2711c** · 10-06-2020, 01:03 PM

Antitheft measures have been deployed.

**evdog** · 10-06-2020, 09:24 PM

Took the bike out for a lap around the neighborhood. A few blocks from an intersection things start shaking as a car passes booming deep base and gansta rap. It's so loud, people who are into that shit must think wow this guy is a total bad ass. That is, until bluetooth navigation interrupts at full volume: "In one quarter mile, turn left". Beats resume. In the distance, close to the intersection, you hear "in 400 feet, turn left". Back to beats. Then, "turn left now" as he makes the turn like a pro. Now out of sight around the corner, "Turn right, you have reached your destination." Does he lose street credit for needing navigation to get to 7-11?

**old goat** · 10-06-2020, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by evdog

Took the bike out for a lap around the neighborhood. A few blocks from an intersection things start shaking as a car passes booming deep base and gansta rap. It's so loud, people who are into that shit must think wow this guy is a total bad ass. That is, until bluetooth navigation interrupts at full volume: "In one quarter mile, turn left". Beats resume. In the distance, close to the intersection, you hear "in 400 feet, turn left". Back to beats. Then, "turn left now" as he makes the turn like a pro. Now out of sight around the corner, "Turn right, you have reached your destination." Does he lose street credit for needing navigation to get to 7-11?

chuckle

**riser4** · 10-07-2020, 04:31 AM

Sad thing is some people really do need navigation to just go down the block.

**muted** · 10-07-2020, 06:11 AM

When you are stoned and need to focus on getting that Slurpee....

**Mofro261** · 10-07-2020, 10:58 AM

Annoy/amuse- I have jury duty today, and jury selection is by Zoom.

**Ted Striker** · 10-07-2020, 11:01 AM

will the trial be by zoom?

**BmillsSkier** · 10-07-2020, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by steff

I like reading threads starting from the end wondering how it got to that point and working back.

Let us know how that works with the Upstate NY thread.

**riser4** · 10-07-2020, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Let us know how that works with the Upstate NY thread.

He'll get lost somewhere around Utica.

**BmillsSkier** · 10-07-2020, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by riser3

He'll get lost somewhere around Utica.

Leave a trail of empty Genny Cream cans to trace your steps.

**Boissal** · 10-07-2020, 12:38 PM

Riding my bike up LCC quarry trail yesterday I come around a bend and 2 witches are standing on the trail looking extremely out of place. Yes, witches, of the sluttily-clad variety too. I pedal up to them and one asks if the road is nearby. We can very distinctly hear cars driving up and down the canyon but she tells me they're lost. I tell her she can backtrack 100 yards to find a trail that goes up to said road. She and her friend take off running on their stiletto heels (most impressive on a dirt road) and I follow along. Just around the next bend is the rest of the coven, another 5 ladies all decked out in R-rated witchy outfits, one of the holding a golden candelabra. They have a photographer with them. Perfectly normal scene for LCC.
More people should be hiking in sexy witch attire btw.

**skaredshtles** · 10-07-2020, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by Boissal

Riding my bike up LCC quarry trail yesterday I come around a bend and 2 witches are standing on the trail looking extremely out of place. Yes, witches, of the sluttily-clad variety too. I pedal up to them and one asks if the road is nearby. We can very distinctly hear cars driving up and down the canyon but she tells me they're lost. I tell her she can backtrack 100 yards to find a trail that goes up to said road. She and her friend take off running on their stiletto heels (most impressive on a dirt road) and I follow along. Just around the next bend is the rest of the coven, another 5 ladies all decked out in R-rated witchy outfits, one of the holding a golden candelabra. They have a photographer with them. Perfectly normal scene for LCC.
More people should be hiking in sexy witch attire btw.

This nation could use more witches.