Things That Amuse You

[Name Redacted]

Angry douchebag drivers not letting people merge because a lane is under construction, speeding up when I put on my blinker. I force my way in anyway. Honking and sign language exchanged.
Guess what bud, my 23yo suv cost me $9k. So go ahead and scratch your $60k shiny new 4runner TRD pro up and ram me. Please. It'll take you 6 months of driving a shitty rental car w/ bald tires while you get it fixed at the body shop and your insurance will go through the roof. How will that affect your ski commute this season? Meanwhile, I've got three spares in the driveway. Haha

[Mustonen]

I’ve really let go of the asshole driving habits in recent years. But taking a little extra time and maybe slowing down a bit when somebody freaks out because I merged in front of them due to a lane closure or because I have to turn left is still something I might be known to indulge in.

My wife: what are you doing?!

Me: oh just, driving, you know. Being careful.

Her: uh-huh…. [emoji849]

[plugboots]

This could go in a bunch of threads. Annoying, amuse, hip…
Came home from hip surgery, hung out, watched basketball, ate dinner. Just before bed, taking off my clothes:

They forget to take out the IV needle.

[riser4]

Left you with a tap. Good thing you aren't a junkie. Safer way to inject.

[Name Redacted]

I’ve really let go of the asshole driving habits in recent years. But taking a little extra time and maybe slowing down a bit when somebody freaks out because I merged in front of them due to a lane closure or because I have to turn left is still something I might be known to indulge in.

My wife: what are you doing?!

Me: oh just, driving, you know. Being careful.

Her: uh-huh…. [emoji849]

I drive so much these days I give few fucks about getting anywhere fast or blocking people from merging. All my vehicles are old too. If theres construction workers or vehicles on the side of the road I am giving them space and slowing down because I work for their companies as a subcontractor. I love just drifting over in front of people in their fancy cars who think they are so important that they arent members of a polite society.

[Elkhound Odin]

They forget to take out the IV needle.

Someone is going to shit their pants when you tell them on their post surgery follow-up call.

[Meadow Skipper]

They forget to take out the IV needle.

Oops.

[old goat]

This could go in a bunch of threads. Annoying, amuse, hip…
Came home from hip surgery, hung out, watched basketball, ate dinner. Just before bed, taking off my clothes:

They forget to take out the IV needle.

The nurse is going to be pissed when he comes to give you your antibiotics. I

[plugboots]

The nurse is going to be pissed when he comes to give you your antibiotics. I

Goat, you amuse me.
I mean, that would be completely amusing if some healthcare professional knocked on my door and said hey man, here’s some antibiotics.

[old goat]

Goat, you amuse me.
I mean, that would be completely amusing if some healthcare professional knocked on my door and said hey man, here’s some antibiotics.

Happens all the time with patients with infections that need IV antibiotics for a long time. Like for example an infected hip after surgery. (Although normally you would have a fancier IV than the one they forgot to take out.)

[riser4]

Happens all the time with patients with infections that need IV antibiotics for a long time. Like for example an infected hip after surgery. (Although normally you would have a fancier IV than the one they forgot to take out.)

And they would tell you in your discharge instructions that they are leaving it in and why.

[toast2266]

The Onion Says It Has Bought Infowars, Alex Jones’s Site, Out of Bankruptcy
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/b...-android-share

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[Harry]

Hilarious if true. Still hilarious if not true.


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[skaredshtles]

Hilarious if true. Still hilarious if not true.

Oh, it's happening, as long as it's approved by the bankruptcy judge.

It's fucking *brilliant.*

This is corroborated by several legitimate new sites (AP, NPR, etc.)

[MultiVerse]

Hard to separate truth from satire lately but this is true! Epic trolling

[old goat]

And they would tell you in your discharge instructions that they are leaving it in and why.

I was joking. I realize doctor jokes aren't funny to most people, including other doctors.

[dan_pdx]

I was joking. I realize doctor jokes aren't funny to most people, including other doctors.

How about dentist jokes? I had a dental hygienist ask me why I had an implant and I said "It's been awhile and I don't remember the details, but I think that dentist had two kids in college" and she laughed.

[anotherVTskibum]

On my way back from the grocery store tonight, I passed a guy skateboarding with a Bud tall boy in each hand. That's probably the third or fourth time this trip I've wished the rental had a dash cam for amusing stuff.

[anotherVTskibum]

Other people making errors of judgement with their snow machines amuses me.

[heckacali]

They were going to slow to send it

[Meadow Skipper]

Oh, okay.
Iran Told U.S. That It’s Not Trying to Kill Trump

Sorry for any misunderstanding.

[lifelinksplit]

I was watching my wife's friends dog who is a pug/frenchie mix. I got super retarded high and somehow decided she reminded me of Rosie Perez. So I nicknamed her the Puerto Rican princess. Now I'm watching the stupid Tyson fight and who is announcing? (Again) very stoned me finds this very amusing.

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[whipski]

This could go in a bunch of threads. Annoying, amuse, hip…
Came home from hip surgery, hung out, watched basketball, ate dinner. Just before bed, taking off my clothes:

They forget to take out the IV needle.

After 40 yrs+ in health care I can guarantee they charted they removed it and the site was without complications

[old goat]

Plugboots so anxious to get out of the hospital he forgot to tell them about the IV. : -- )

[plugboots]

I took my gown off and the nurse was saying “I’ll take all the stuff out”, so I just started yanking my EKG stickers off (no big deal), and she said something…that she needed to go get something…and I was standing around waiting. So I put on my shirt and everybody completely forgot about the IV.
But yeah, getting up at 5:30 to pound some Gatorade and it was 7:30 at night. I wanted out. I was completely bonked and loopy. I needed food.