Things That Amuse You

[toast2266]

I had to go provide a post-vasectomy sample at the hospital yesterday. The room they put me in had some magazines to help. The options were:

1) Hustler
2) Penthouse
3) The Saturday Evening Post
4) Martha Stewart Living

[whipski]

[riser4]

I had to go provide a post-vasectomy sample at the hospital yesterday. The room they put me in had some magazines to help. The options were:

1) Hustler
2) Penthouse
3) The Saturday Evening Post
4) Martha Stewart Living

Whatever floats your boat.

And the pro-tip is if you live close enough, produce the sample at home. And get a handy from the Mrs. Unless your pullout game is strong. Only a weirdo wants to rub one out where everyone on the other side of the door knows what you're doing, can hear your fap.

[toast2266]

Whatever floats your boat.

High thread count linens in taupe. So hot.

[skaredshtles]

<snip> Only a weirdo wants to rub one out where everyone on the other side of the door knows what you're doing, can hear your fap.

I feel attacked.

[Boissal]

Only a weirdo wants to rub one out where everyone on the other side of the door knows what you're doing, can hear your fap.

Ms Boissal and I had to go the IVF route for minimissBoissal to become a reality. The fertility clinic was not close to the house, and smack in the middle of the most mormon corner of Utah Valley. The "sample collection" room had a TV with DVD player and a couple discs in unmarked cases. Didn't have it in me to pop one in and see what kind of material it was. Weirdest squeezer I can recall, and even in a fertility clinic the weight of the judging gazes when I walked out was strong.
We do live a few minutes from where my PCP works, and while it's much nicer to deal with sample production at home, it's a tad weird strolling through a giant hospital with a tube of jizz in your pocket.

[toast2266]

And the pro-tip is if you live close enough, produce the sample at home. And get a handy from the Mrs. Unless your pullout game is strong. Only a weirdo wants to rub one out where everyone on the other side of the door knows what you're doing, can hear your fap.

Believe me, I would have done it at home if I lived close enough. The whole experience was fairly weird, but also amusing.

[Touring_Sedan]

I had to go provide a post-vasectomy sample at the hospital yesterday. The room they put me in had some magazines to help. The options were:

1) Hustler
2) Penthouse
3) The Saturday Evening Post
4) Martha Stewart Living

Martha?

[bennymac]

Sigh…..(unzips)

[riser4]

High thread count linens in taupe. So hot.

So hot

[riser4]

Ms Boissal and I had to go the IVF route for minimissBoissal to become a reality. The fertility clinic was not close to the house, and smack in the middle of the most mormon corner of Utah Valley. The "sample collection" room had a TV with DVD player and a couple discs in unmarked cases. Didn't have it in me to pop one in and see what kind of material it was. Weirdest squeezer I can recall, and even in a fertility clinic the weight of the judging gazes when I walked out was strong.
We do live a few minutes from where my PCP works, and while it's much nicer to deal with sample production at home, it's a tad weird strolling through a giant hospital with a tube of jizz in your pocket.

Glad I don't live in Utah. It was weird enough in a very liberal part of a very liberal state, VT. Thing #2 required IUF, not as involved as IVF. Still. We lived at maximum safe distance from the hospital and so we warmed up the car, got everything ready, produced the sample, rushed down the highway with it in my armpit and I got dropped off at the door to run upstairs. Fortunately I wrote my name on it, because they mixed the brown paper bags up with the other person in line. They discovered the mistake when they read my label and it got sorted quick. He's very much my kid.

[skaredshtles]

<snip> He's very much my kid.

Allegedly.

[riser4]

Allegedly.

LOL

[riser4]

I feel attacked.

I suppose if nobody catches you, it never happened. Fap on, weird dude. Manually for life!

[Meadow Skipper]

Sigh…..(unzips)

I laughed.

[lifelinksplit]

I was driving to go fish and saw some friends from town camping. I stopped to say hi and let the dog out. Then I remembered that said friends dad has a pet goose he takes everywhere and said goose thinks he is a dog. Luckily my dog could care less but the fact he has a pet goose amuses me. It can get weird in rural Montana.

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[John_B]

I was riding my bike down the road today out of mud season desperation. Behind me I heard a bike bell as someone was passing me. Considering I was moving slow on my mountain bike that didn't surprise me but I laughed out loud as the person said "little old lady on an e-bike" while she passed me.

[3s]

Martha?

I'm suppose to believe that's a swimsuit? 3

[Core Shot]

It amuses me that kooks are still trying to get Fluoride banned. https://www.wcax.com/2024/03/06/rutl...oridation-ban/
What's not amusing is the number of people that supported the measure.

Makes me think they be like:

Base Commander Jack D. Ripper:
Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love... Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I - I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.

You do realize fluoride is a poison.
And that oral consumption is not effective.
And that an industrial waste was turned into profit.

PS. Topical fluoride works. Just don’t eat the toothpaste.

[bennymac]

You do realize fluoride is a poison.
And that oral consumption is not effective.
And that an industrial waste was turned into profit.

PS. Topical fluoride works. Just don’t eat the toothpaste.

You’re a good example of why they took lead out of gasoline.

[Gepeto]

...poison...Topical fluoride works. Just don’t eat the toothpaste.

Fact

I haven't drank fluoridated water since 2001

[mrkbrnblm]

You do realize fluoride is a poison.
And that oral consumption is not effective.
And that an industrial waste was turned into profit.

PS. Topical fluoride works. Just don’t eat the toothpaste.

It’s definitely a poison, but that doesn’t mean much. The dose makes the poison. From what I’ve read, the effectiveness of fluoridated water is pretty well established. The issue is it can also kill people because it’s an uncontrolled dosing mechanism.


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[old goat]

You do realize fluoride is a poison.
.

So's water if you drink too much of it.
Anyway, flouridated water's effect is topical, not systemic. It is unnecessary for children with access to dental care including topical flouride and flouridated toothpaste. In the US the main benefit is for poor kids without regular dental care and with poor dental hygiene. Given the misery associated with bad teeth it seems worth it to protect the vulnerable. (A survey of homeless people found that the majority prioritized access to dental care over medical care.)
We do not want more cavities in this country. There are too many wealthy dentists crowding the slopes as it is.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Ms Boissal and I had to go the IVF route for minimissBoissal to become a reality. The fertility clinic was not close to the house, and smack in the middle of the most mormon corner of Utah Valley. The "sample collection" room had a TV with DVD player and a couple discs in unmarked cases. Didn't have it in me to pop one in and see what kind of material it was. Weirdest squeezer I can recall, and even in a fertility clinic the weight of the judging gazes when I walked out was strong.
We do live a few minutes from where my PCP works, and while it's much nicer to deal with sample production at home, it's a tad weird strolling through a giant hospital with a tube of jizz in your pocket.

You could just take the container to the reception desk and produce the sample on the spot


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[JimmyCarter]

You could just take the container to the reception desk and produce the sample on the spot

And don’t forget to maintain eye contact