Things That Amuse You

[m2711c]

[evdog]

Just get a shovel.

https://youtu.be/6ryyAenmzHM?si=hXZ03gCWsbCT-mwL

Nice, at 3:43 he's using it to fend off the tactical hiking stick!

[evdog]

This is a good one. Deputy barks like a dog to scare hiding suspects into surrendering.

[The AD]

Some dumbass is just sitting there recording while his cat's tail is on fire? WTF?

[mcski]

Presumably the cat hasn’t used all 9 lives yet

[toast2266]

Relevant bit from The Passenger by Cormac Mccarthy:

Have you found another place to live?

Not yet.

What about the arson charges?

They dropped them. They found some of the cats.

Cats?

Cats. Yeah. The problem was that the fire had started in about six different places so that looked sort of suspicious to them but then they started finding the cats. It was just a matter of putting two and two together.

The cats knocked over a can of my paint thinner, said Bianca. Then they rolled around in it. Then they all ran up under the heater and caught fire. And then they just ran all over the studio.

Cats.

Kittens. You know. Little cats. She measured a length between her palms. I said why would I set fire to my own apartment? And anyway, we’re only renting for God’s sake. How are you going to collect on that? I mean anybody should have been able to figure it out that the cats were on fire. What did they think, they were just sitting around waiting for a fire to start so they could throw themselves into the flames? Obviously the cats caught fire first is what started the whole thing. They’re just so fucking dumb.

The cats?

No, not the cats. The fucking insurance people.

[liv2ski]

You poor, poor bastids.

Right? Buuuurrr!

[Core Shot]

The narration is perfect.

PS. They have these things called internet security cameras. Pretty sure there wasn’t a dude standing on the couch filming that. Unless maybe it was ceiling cat again.

[Jax]

I would post a pic but it won't let me, crystal-embellished goggles for $925

https://www.nordstrom.com/s/rad-refi...0Ski&color=001

[spanky]

I would post a pic but it won't let me, crystal-embellished goggles for $925

https://www.nordstrom.com/s/rad-refi...0Ski&color=001

Some of the reviews are quite good!

[Meadow Skipper]

Some of the reviews are quite good!

Reading them made my morning. But now I want those goggles, just to wear on a thigh-deep day.

[The AD]

People who sit in wheelchairs but propel the chair using their feet.

[I'll admit this one is a bit sad, but for some reason it also amuses me]

[riser4]

People who sit in wheelchairs but propel the chair using their feet.

[I'll admit this one is a bit sad, but for some reason it also amuses me]

There's reasons for that. Some are physical like the person has enough leg strength to propel themselves but not stand up and some are definitely mental as they don't want to really accept that they are in a wheelchair. My FIL was definitely the latter case. My favorite was his refusal to use his walker around the house. However, he couldn't make it across a room without hanging on to something. So he'd hang on to anything he could find. Sometimes he didn't choose well.

[The AD]

Oh yeah, I'm sure there are reasons, but it still looks goofy as hell.

[Supermoon]

I heard someone say that lawyers are just attack librarians and I can’t stop laughing about it.

[Meadow Skipper]

^ Good one.

[TBS]

Some of the reviews are quite good!

“ Whoever designed these has so painfully, clearly never been skiing, but has 100% been to Burning Man.”

Reading them made my morning. But now I want those goggles, just to wear on a thigh-deep day.

Gotta be at least one pair in the Santa Fe Goodwill store.

[Core Shot]

I heard someone say that lawyers are just attack librarians and I can’t stop laughing about it.

As a retired lawyer, that’s one of the funniest and most accurate lawyer jokes.

[riser4]

Always read the reviews: https://www.amazon.com/product-revie...s&pageNumber=4

[3s]

I used to enjoy emailing people on CL free stuff ads to try to get delivery
One time some people had a metal statue they said was some authorized lion scale version and i got them to weigh it for so i knew if i wanted it

This is an old ad . Dont text the guy and say i was the one asking all the questions about the bibs smell

[frorider]

The CCTV video also shows Boebert’s guest fondling her breasts after they had taken their seats for the musical performance. Boebert is also seen petting her guest’s crotch in the venue whose patrons often include children and their families.

Boebert and her date were later removed by security in the second act of the musical as their disruptive behavior continued.

fAmiLy vAlueS.

[Gepeto]

It's these moments making my harmony less than a memory. The indictments and law play. Heysus is coming... is that a light at the end of the tunnel [emoji848]

The convictions... ho, I'm primed for delivery. Patience Jobe and me . we are hangin [emoji3522]

This tart is rotten and headed to compost. So is the bimbette from joejah

[PB]

Let's also consider: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...et-affair.html

[Supermoon]

fAmiLy vAlueS.

The best is that the dude is a democrat who runs a bar that hosts drag shows.

[Core Shot]

Vibes to any trans trg skiers.